guy who blows his family's entire life savings on 52 card pickup
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
guy who blows his family's entire life savings on 52 card pickup
business is my business..and business is good
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
business is my business..and business is good
the cruelest irony of my job is that I hate whenever anyone orders anything
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
the cruelest irony of my job is that I hate whenever anyone orders anything
loaded baked potato oreos
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
loaded baked potato oreos
too hot today, I thought it was supposed to be december
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
too hot today, I thought it was supposed to be december
44 Percent of Ecology Researchers Surveyed Have Experienced the Gollum Effect
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
44 Percent of Ecology Researchers Surveyed Have Experienced the Gollum Effect
strong manure smell today, they must be doing the fields
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
strong manure smell today, they must be doing the fields
the other day I thought I was buying the same socks I always buy but I just opened them and they're 98% polyester & super sheer like dress socks..wtf...
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
the other day I thought I was buying the same socks I always buy but I just opened them and they're 98% polyester & super sheer like dress socks..wtf...
single issue presidential candidate who gets 99% of the vote: "back in my day if you got a medicine you knew it would have a normal name, like 'tagamet HB'. nowadays they're all called stuff like 'seleucimab'"
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
single issue presidential candidate who gets 99% of the vote: "back in my day if you got a medicine you knew it would have a normal name, like 'tagamet HB'. nowadays they're all called stuff like 'seleucimab'"
every teams meeting I've ever been in
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
every teams meeting I've ever been in
when my job ends what if instead of trying to find a new one right away I spend a couple months watching every single piece of media in the on cinema constellation
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
when my job ends what if instead of trying to find a new one right away I spend a couple months watching every single piece of media in the on cinema constellation
it should take 1 second to charge my phone
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
it should take 1 second to charge my phone
think I still have a shirt from "threadless" that my ex gf got me because it was slightly too small so I only wore it a couple times
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
think I still have a shirt from "threadless" that my ex gf got me because it was slightly too small so I only wore it a couple times
huh I didn't know snorgtees is still around. that's a "remember that shit?" from me
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
huh I didn't know snorgtees is still around. that's a "remember that shit?" from me
check out my sportify wrapped:
0 hours of baseball
0 hours of football
0 hours of basketball
0 hours of hockey
0 hours of tennis
0 hours of golf
0 hours of baseball
0 hours of football
0 hours of basketball
0 hours of hockey
0 hours of tennis
0 hours of golf
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
check out my sportify wrapped:
0 hours of baseball
0 hours of football
0 hours of basketball
0 hours of hockey
0 hours of tennis
0 hours of golf
0 hours of baseball
0 hours of football
0 hours of basketball
0 hours of hockey
0 hours of tennis
0 hours of golf
(online pizza tracker) Your order is almost ready! The guy who coughs on all the pizzas took it out of the oven at 6:15 pm
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(online pizza tracker) Your order is almost ready! The guy who coughs on all the pizzas took it out of the oven at 6:15 pm
they put a price cap on the holiday lunch this year and my coworker is annoyed that he can't get 2 entrees
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
they put a price cap on the holiday lunch this year and my coworker is annoyed that he can't get 2 entrees
do you think the inventors of the buzz ball had an oppenheimer moment when they realized they were inventing a new type of litter
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
do you think the inventors of the buzz ball had an oppenheimer moment when they realized they were inventing a new type of litter
my late aunt who was an art historian had her personal research archive donated to a university library, I had no idea that she had over 6500 books 🤯
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
my late aunt who was an art historian had her personal research archive donated to a university library, I had no idea that she had over 6500 books 🤯
got a topo chico for the first time and it's barely carbonated. vaffangul'!
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
got a topo chico for the first time and it's barely carbonated. vaffangul'!
not too worried about the skyrocketing costs of computer components, I'm sure my 10+ year old pc and 5 year old phone have plenty of life left in them
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
not too worried about the skyrocketing costs of computer components, I'm sure my 10+ year old pc and 5 year old phone have plenty of life left in them
sad that this didn't catch on
there's an emoji of a guy giving a baby a bottle. could be a good one to deploy against haters, in the sense of like "uh oh somebody's getting cranky, I better help you with that"
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
sad that this didn't catch on
outback steakhouse is pretty funny, one of the few remaining holdovers from our late 1980s fascination with australia and basically has nothing to do with whatever they actually eat over there
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
outback steakhouse is pretty funny, one of the few remaining holdovers from our late 1980s fascination with australia and basically has nothing to do with whatever they actually eat over there
The Polite Gamer is a character in the Handsome Gamer expanded universe.[1] He is a close friend and confidant of the Handsome Gamer.[2][3]
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Polite Gamer is a character in the Handsome Gamer expanded universe.[1] He is a close friend and confidant of the Handsome Gamer.[2][3]