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Lionel Hutz
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No friend to Judge Snyder
Uncle Bucky Irving
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones.

not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
my read is they were trying to whip up the usual frenzy, but then the effort got blown up by Candace Owens saying The Jews did it
It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Don’t know who to credit but you needed to see this
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If there is a god (there is not) RFK jr will die of measles
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“I’ve got a very particular set of delusions…”
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This guy is literally scared of the boogeyman. He thinks an abstract concept is a terrifying domestic terrorist organization. Absolute loser shit, just total moron scaredy cat pathetic little kid shit. A loser. A total loser.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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This is really incredible. The government's battle to deport Abrego Garcia has apparently been based on a lie from the start. Not even the "gang affiliation" lie or the "human smuggling" lie, but the more basic assertion that he was ordered to be deported in the first place.
🚨Judge Xinis finds that, incredibly, Mr. Abrego Garcia was never ordered deported in 2019. She notes that every since this saga began all the way back in March, the government has NEVER been able to produce any evidence that the immigration judge actually issued a removal order.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Christmas shopping finished.
Zero Amazon purchases, a personal record.

please clap
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This nails it. FSD is amazing and the promise is intoxicating. But as long as the company is arguing in court that YOU are the driver, I would not advise anyone to trust it, because when it screws up, it will be on you.
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Judge should be removed, actually. Don’t need to hear a single other fact. This person cannot oversee criminal matters, full stop
Today it was my honor to present oral argument in the 14th Court of Appeals in Houston, Texas, on behalf of my client.

The issue is whether a trial judge in a criminal case can tell the jury that "beyond a reasonable doubt" can be as low as "60 percent."
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Marco Rubio, licking his former bully‘s boots so that he can gain the incredible power to … change between two fonts that are basically identical. what an incredible, pathetic loser
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It’s not fair for the president to do so much midnight posting. The feeling of waking up to his madness is like starting the day with a shot of Malört. Impossible to have a normal day that starts like this
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Crybaby loser shit. Boo hoo, you lost. You lose sports about half the time, moron. If you can’t handle the loss, don’t bet your money. Pathetic man baby loser
Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging
YouTube video by Clasher Sports
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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It really is the purest encapsulation of this movement in terms of both its leaders and adherents: an old angry guy who can’t do pull ups making everyone watch him try to do pull ups
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Pathetic loser shit. Cavemen raised newborns. Your tool has made you intellectually incompetent.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
These people are evil and dangerous and not to be taken lightly.

But they’re also just incredible losers. That is how we need to frame them. Fuentes is a total fucking loser who can’t get a date and has made that his whole personality. Piers Morgan owned you dude. Pathetic. Go home.
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“Other national leaders know that the things I say are often lies” should not be a flex. Even if you like lying presidents (not my favorite) it’s clear the lie isnt working if they know it’s a lie
Trump: "I say that our soybeans -- I told this to President Xi -- our soybeans are more nutritious than competitors. Somebody said, 'Is that a Trump statement, or is that real?' You know who asked me that question? President Xi. But that's what I hear."
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
OK I’ll bite, what are ChatGPT
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A reformed libertarian! I never thought I’d see one.
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Good god
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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If anyone cares at all, EV battery recycling is now hitting 99% recovery for important metals

Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is

interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...
New recycling tech recovers nearly pure nickel and cobalt from old EV batteries
Researchers have developed an eco-friendly recycling tech that extracts 99 percent pure nickel and cobalt from waste batteries.
interestingengineering.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM