Miss Teak
@lilmischrysalis.bsky.social
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Don’t have to tell me twice. I was getting tired of eating them anyway!
PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Don’t have to tell me twice. I was getting tired of eating them anyway!
“Good Morning, Baltimore!” gets stuck in my head more often than I care to admit.
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
“Good Morning, Baltimore!” gets stuck in my head more often than I care to admit.
I think my fiancé might have a crush on me 🫣
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I think my fiancé might have a crush on me 🫣
Already forgot about it
Will I finish the advent of code challenge this year? We shall see! I usually start out strong for like 2 days.
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Already forgot about it
He just like me fr (I have literally never been drunk)
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
He just like me fr (I have literally never been drunk)
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I had to repost bc I love this video 😂
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I had to repost bc I love this video 😂
When of forgetting about time zones and missing something Drag Race related.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
When of forgetting about time zones and missing something Drag Race related.
Patiently waiting for Ekene to get off this work call and tell me the tea cuz it sounds juicy!
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Patiently waiting for Ekene to get off this work call and tell me the tea cuz it sounds juicy!
I love comedians. I love comedy as a craft!
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I love comedians. I love comedy as a craft!
Somehow Paige Three won the finale.
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Somehow Paige Three won the finale.
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roight, lyke wots all thyse, louv??
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
roight, lyke wots all thyse, louv??
If you watch enough British television they start sounding like normal people.
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If you watch enough British television they start sounding like normal people.
1 sneak in the finale
It’s so hard to watch when a roast isn’t funny…
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
1 sneak in the finale
It’s so hard to watch when a roast isn’t funny…
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s so hard to watch when a roast isn’t funny…
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Megan Thee Stallion shares her courtroom looks following defamation civil lawsuit win:
“💰👩🏽⚖️”
“💰👩🏽⚖️”
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Megan Thee Stallion shares her courtroom looks following defamation civil lawsuit win:
“💰👩🏽⚖️”
“💰👩🏽⚖️”
Will I finish the advent of code challenge this year? We shall see! I usually start out strong for like 2 days.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Will I finish the advent of code challenge this year? We shall see! I usually start out strong for like 2 days.
THIS IS CRAZY
happy 3 year anniversary to this hall of fame tweet @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
THIS IS CRAZY
Wait lemme start the moral panic
i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Wait lemme start the moral panic
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“A thousand kisses from you is never too much”
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
“A thousand kisses from you is never too much”
I told Ekene yesterday that yes the Bible says man cannot live on bread alone…but that’s just because God hadn’t met me yet.
Jesus…a lot of people really love bread.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I told Ekene yesterday that yes the Bible says man cannot live on bread alone…but that’s just because God hadn’t met me yet.
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in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
The thing about me is…I’m very pretty.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The thing about me is…I’m very pretty.
Trump after meeting Zohran
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trump after meeting Zohran
Got new glasses. It’s so crazy to have depth perception.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Got new glasses. It’s so crazy to have depth perception.