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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · Nov 15

Fetch the Boltcutters lady saying with text “What the hell, sure.”

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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 18h

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 6h

“Human-grade food for your dog” okay, well…he’s a dog, so. Probably should eat dog-grade food.

Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 8h

easy follow

Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 9h

You always keep me in the know 🙏🏾

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 9h

I’m going to throw up

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 9h

This is the worst part!!! Like, free that man omggg!!!

Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 9h

It’s NUTS!!!

Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 12h

😂😂😂😂😂 okay sure 😭

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 12h

To the episode? Sure! I DO NOT have (and do not want) a link to her vids spotify.link/4yxCvhyruXb

My Fiance Doesn’t Know I Eat Poop

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 12h

I’m kinda upset you responded to this and now I have to think about it again 😭

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 1d

What do you mean you EAT it????

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 1d

Ekene is making me listen to an Other People’s Lives episode about a scat porn actress :/ I’m in the car I’m bout to tuck and roll!!!!

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D @tripleshot.bsky.social · 1d

it's niggas who have no business dying just getting up and leaving that's crazy

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51

D'Angelo Dead at 51

Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

[upon my dying breath, I gesture for my family to come close]

It's been real...and it's been fun...

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 2d

FIVE SUG- 😩😮‍💨 you know what? I’m glad you enjoyed yourself. This is so crazy because their drink are typically too syrupy for me. The thought of drinking this….

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 2d

There’s no reason to lie

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blue @salivationarmy.blacksky.app · 3d

forever so much love

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 3d

You know I was thinking about that after I spoke, too. Like this IS real life 🫂💕 Ekene misses y’all, too

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 3d

Love y’all, eikuofolks.

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Blue | koteBlue music @koteblue.com · 3d

hi friends this is tonight/rn

nahhhman @noman.bsky.social · 3d

Reminder for all that knew her that tonight is the second gathering

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nahhhman @noman.bsky.social · 3d

Reminder for all that knew her that tonight is the second gathering

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Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 5d

🗣️ round and arooouuund

Rob Milton @therobmilton.com · 5d

- but you can fake your way to the top. round and around.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 5d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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