🏳️‍🌈Gosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷
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parent. internet crank. autistic. future ghost. artist when my kid gets distracted. I may own 80 Cats in a Dog Suit. they/them. lesbian.
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There's a lot of new followers here, so let me reintroduce myself.

I'm Seamus/Shea a trans masc non-binary, autistic parent of an autistic young man. We live with his prescribed orange emotional support cat, Professor Pumpkin Cat and a supernatural nuisance we call The Shadow Thing.
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Portland art lovers and fans of unusual fish transportation MUST go see Sasha Fishman’s SHAD MODE at ILY2, there is a functional salmon cannon in the gallery with realistic weight hot pink rubber salmon you can chuck into it
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This has enough sugar to put me in a diabetic coma. But that doesn't stop me from craving it.

This and one of those ninja slushie machines. Ooooh, yes.
A bottle of Bolthouse Farms Mango Ada with Tajín on a produce shelf in the grocery store.
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ICE is kidnapping children walking home from school.
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Our school district set up a webinare for a therapist on behavior issues at home. He was an ADA behaviorist and one of the first things he said was we were going to be training our kids like training a dog. I never left a zoom meeting so fast in my life. Disgusting.
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Many people who were forced to endure ABA therapy come out with PTSD. Ivar Lovaas (the creator of such therapy, which was later derived for conversion therapy) said in his book (paraphrased by me) that autistic people aren't real people, just defective vessels waiting for a real person to be placed
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Autism $peaks is the largest and most popular Autism organization (among allistics), who continues to be 100% in support of ABA. They have lobbyists who push ABA as the “gold standard Autism treatment.” It utilizes same practices as “conversion therapy,” which is currently banned in 28 countries.
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I just paid for weekly groceries and can't buy anything.

If you can help me cover these I'd appreciate it.

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
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Agent K has several supplements either his peds, GI, or psychiatrist doctor put him on. They run out at different times and every other month his dad is supposed to pay for them.

He called to say he isn't doing this round because he had to replace his glasses the new dog chewed up.
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The rain is coming down very fast, but the drops are so small that they barely make a sound hitting the leaves as they pass.

Just densely packed, soft, quiet rain.

Relentless, though.
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Todayin ShopRite, Agent K was calm and stayed right with me. The perfect shopper.

I hate that K gets remembered and judged for his worst days which are seldom, instead of who he is usually.
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If you're from NJ, your local tribes are:

Nanticoke Lenni-Lenape.

Powhatan Renape Nation.

Ramapough Lenape Indian Nation
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No matter what the White House says, today is Indigenous People's Day.
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Humans have stripes we can't see with the naked eyes.

Cats can see them.

So not only do they see us as particularly dumb, hairless cats unable to hunt for ourselves... we're tabby cats.
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Like in middle school I wanted to be a puppeteer. And not like in a cool Sesame Street /Muppet Show way, but in a way where I owned more than one string marionette, practiced daily, and talked about putting on shows like the people that did those performances on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.
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I have never been cool in my entire life. Not even a little. Not for a moment.

Sorry if you were given the wrong impression.
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The Trnmp administration is walking back the Insurrection Act because while the rank and file may have outspoken conservatives, the generals meeting revealed they didn't have friends there.

Hard to launch a military coup, if the generals have no respect for you.
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Thank you!

If a character as a ghost was saying oh you must be seeing me because it's Halloween, would they just use Halloween?
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Asking again to see if I can catch a #german speaker or someone from #Germany
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Question, what would German's call Halloween or the end of October in relation to the supernatural in conversation?

Like, "Oh this must be happening because it's almost Halloween."
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Question, what would German's call Halloween or the end of October in relation to the supernatural in conversation?

Like, "Oh this must be happening because it's almost Halloween."
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A friend told me that I looked a bit like Hannah Gatsby in my suit, and I was pleased with myself all night.
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Not super expensive and you can get it off Amazon.
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I'm recommending Shapermint shape wear.

Went on without ripping or running. Stayed were it should even dancing, didn't roll all night.

I could use the bathroom and get them back in place by myself without feeling like I wrestled a demon in the stall.