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Lightning Chris
@lightningchris.bsky.social
Ex This. That & The Other. Red Wine. Rock n Roll. Real Ale. Lancashire by Birth. Wirral by Postcode. Nottingham at Heart. "Stick it where it Fucking Well Hurts"
Very @harrymcnally.bsky.social don't you think? @bsrg1.bsky.social
Men in Vogue UK Autumn-Winter 1969 #mood
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
About 20 years ago I went into a shop in New York to buy trainers I couldn't get in the UK, and the guy who came to help me was wearing a buttoned up polo shirt with a tie. Still think it's the worst fashion crime I've ever seen.
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Oi you Archeaologists, stop digging up bones. In 500 years or so you'll also want to be left alone.
January 22, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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The resemblance is scaringly uncanny...........
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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The next Triskele Heritage winter lecture is happening next week. Please do feel free to share far and wide if you can 🙂

More info and bookings can be found here:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-mediae...
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
@footyscran.bsky.social

I See 'Arl Wooly' @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social is still active on the other forum posting peas!

@danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @cambo69.bsky.social @yakhunt.net

At Blackpool v Northants on Sat for a random game as a neautral. Feedback to follow.
January 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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A heads up for speaker bookers, festival organisers, conference wranglers, & other events folk...

I am getting a LOT of offers to appear all over the country. If you are thinking of booking me for something in 2026 please do holler soon as dates are getting scarce😎
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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The toilets in Wetherspoons.
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Friedrich Nietzsche, 1875.
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Someone sent me this. Shouldn't laugh ... but ...
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
@kaffy78.bsky.social are you going to the match on the 24th. My mate who I do random footy with has booked us tickets. The loony.
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Have you been wronged by a duck? Get your revenge with...
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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We've done some boxing by mistake
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
@latexsexgod.bsky.social ... I think I may have walked past you at Moorfields the other week but didn't realise until about 2 stops later. So apologies for not saying Hi. Hoping you & the lovely @yoni-live-once.bsky.social are well. New zip required.
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@harrymcnally.bsky.social ... Worrying news from the 17.57 Merseyrail service Casz. I have just broken the zip on my Mustard coloured Rock n Roll Parka. Skull zip & all.
December 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Well. @angrybri.bsky.social Hopefully @percytoplis.bsky.social has peeled himself of the ceiling & his blood pressure has dropped to normal levels. I can now reveal a colleague owes me 20 quid as I predicted 4-1 to us. I bet @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ... is crying into his beige supper.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Farmer up in court on a drink driving charge and the copper giving evidence against him #snooker
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was the additional charge for steak.
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM