Lee Kelly
@leepkelly.bsky.social
Recently moved from Potions Master to Defence Against The Dark Arts. No, really.
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This is also why I completely and utterly LOATHE the modern mainstream media approach of "The working classes are all a bunch of racist morons. Only this private school graduate, former stockbroker, wannabe fascist can speak for them, so let's kowtow to him on their behalf".
Fuck ALL of you!
Fuck ALL of you!
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is also why I completely and utterly LOATHE the modern mainstream media approach of "The working classes are all a bunch of racist morons. Only this private school graduate, former stockbroker, wannabe fascist can speak for them, so let's kowtow to him on their behalf".
Fuck ALL of you!
Fuck ALL of you!
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David Ellison reportedly told Trump he’d make “sweeping changes” to CNN if Paramount’s takeover of Warner Bros. gets approved.
Meanwhile, Jared Kushner and three Middle East countries are backing the bid — while Kushner advises Trump on foreign policy.
Corruption on display.
Meanwhile, Jared Kushner and three Middle East countries are backing the bid — while Kushner advises Trump on foreign policy.
Corruption on display.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
David Ellison reportedly told Trump he’d make “sweeping changes” to CNN if Paramount’s takeover of Warner Bros. gets approved.
Meanwhile, Jared Kushner and three Middle East countries are backing the bid — while Kushner advises Trump on foreign policy.
Corruption on display.
Meanwhile, Jared Kushner and three Middle East countries are backing the bid — while Kushner advises Trump on foreign policy.
Corruption on display.
WW2 ended 25 years before I was born. Growing up, it was and remained one of the dominant events in society & history. With films, tv, books & comics about it, of course we were aware of it; we played war. But while Hitler was part of that, it was a very small, irrelevant part. Moustache, one ball.
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
WW2 ended 25 years before I was born. Growing up, it was and remained one of the dominant events in society & history. With films, tv, books & comics about it, of course we were aware of it; we played war. But while Hitler was part of that, it was a very small, irrelevant part. Moustache, one ball.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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Nigel Farage casually having out with a man who was banned from F1 racing for telling his driver to crash his car to fix the Singapore Grand Prix. He also used to fix card games for which he was jailed. He was once a fugitive in the Virgin Islands.
And he’s in Epstein’s little black book.
And he’s in Epstein’s little black book.
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nigel Farage casually having out with a man who was banned from F1 racing for telling his driver to crash his car to fix the Singapore Grand Prix. He also used to fix card games for which he was jailed. He was once a fugitive in the Virgin Islands.
And he’s in Epstein’s little black book.
And he’s in Epstein’s little black book.
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Has anyone done a really big survey asking not how you would vote in rerun Brexit referendum but how you *did* vote and, as far as is possible, if it even is possible, mapped it onto actual result. I bet more people now think they voted remain in 2016 than voted remain.
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Has anyone done a really big survey asking not how you would vote in rerun Brexit referendum but how you *did* vote and, as far as is possible, if it even is possible, mapped it onto actual result. I bet more people now think they voted remain in 2016 than voted remain.
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We despair that the rightwing keep shifting the Overton Window further right. They never suggest that leaving the ECHR is impossible or not the right time. They just demand it. And we end up discussing it.
It’s time the left pushed back.
Not put up ‘can’t do’ barriers to our own hopes and aims.
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It’s time the left pushed back.
Not put up ‘can’t do’ barriers to our own hopes and aims.
👏
🚨BREAKING🚨
MPs have voted to PASS our bill to establish a UK-EU customs union.
The Prime Minister must now listen to his own MPs, drop his self-imposed red lines and finally go for proper growth through an ambitious trade deal with the EU.
MPs have voted to PASS our bill to establish a UK-EU customs union.
The Prime Minister must now listen to his own MPs, drop his self-imposed red lines and finally go for proper growth through an ambitious trade deal with the EU.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We despair that the rightwing keep shifting the Overton Window further right. They never suggest that leaving the ECHR is impossible or not the right time. They just demand it. And we end up discussing it.
It’s time the left pushed back.
Not put up ‘can’t do’ barriers to our own hopes and aims.
👏
It’s time the left pushed back.
Not put up ‘can’t do’ barriers to our own hopes and aims.
👏
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Sam Altman: "The baby's dribbling."
Chat GPT: Would you like to tips on how to dribble it like a basketball?
Jimmy Fallon: Wow! That would be amazing!
Chat GPT: Would you like to tips on how to dribble it like a basketball?
Jimmy Fallon: Wow! That would be amazing!
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sam Altman: "The baby's dribbling."
Chat GPT: Would you like to tips on how to dribble it like a basketball?
Jimmy Fallon: Wow! That would be amazing!
Chat GPT: Would you like to tips on how to dribble it like a basketball?
Jimmy Fallon: Wow! That would be amazing!
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Get the person you love the whatever-the-fuck-this-is of their dreams on Ali Express.
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Get the person you love the whatever-the-fuck-this-is of their dreams on Ali Express.
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
My wife once got Jamie Cullum tickets and tried to make them my birthday present and this is almost as bad as that.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My wife once got Jamie Cullum tickets and tried to make them my birthday present and this is almost as bad as that.
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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wait!
The "Your body, my choice. Forever” alpha guy is a virgin!!!
The "Your body, my choice. Forever” alpha guy is a virgin!!!
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
wait!
The "Your body, my choice. Forever” alpha guy is a virgin!!!
The "Your body, my choice. Forever” alpha guy is a virgin!!!
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sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
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A reminder that when Kemi Badenoch hacked Harriet Harman's website it was an offence carrying a sentence of up to five years in prison
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime ⬇️
All criminals with dual nationality must be deported, say Tories
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime
www.thetimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A reminder that when Kemi Badenoch hacked Harriet Harman's website it was an offence carrying a sentence of up to five years in prison
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Christ, the flag shaggers will be fapping themselves until dust comes out.
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Christ, the flag shaggers will be fapping themselves until dust comes out.
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So it's gonna be Russia & the US against Europe in any future hostilities?
Can't believe we even have to consider this!
Can't believe we even have to consider this!
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So it's gonna be Russia & the US against Europe in any future hostilities?
Can't believe we even have to consider this!
Can't believe we even have to consider this!
In all the seventeen and a half years since, I’ve never heard of this bizarre (and ultimately tragic) incident… #TwistedSisters #Channel5
Ursula and Sabina Eriksson - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
In all the seventeen and a half years since, I’ve never heard of this bizarre (and ultimately tragic) incident… #TwistedSisters #Channel5
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"I couldn't help but notice you got the full size sandwich from the buffet car..."
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"I couldn't help but notice you got the full size sandwich from the buffet car..."
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It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
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Trump’s worldview is one of winners and losers. Always has been. His new National Security Strategy picks Russia, China, authoritarians, his friends and his family as the winners. Do you know who Trump decided the losers are? You and your family and our safety.
Donald Trump’s bleak, incoherent foreign-policy strategy
Allies may panic; despots will cheer
www.economist.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trump’s worldview is one of winners and losers. Always has been. His new National Security Strategy picks Russia, China, authoritarians, his friends and his family as the winners. Do you know who Trump decided the losers are? You and your family and our safety.
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The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
The US has declared rhetorical war on the EU
The calls from America this weekend to destroy the EU are revealing. They hate the union because it's the only thing that can keep European countries from being Russian or American vassals.
davekeating.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
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Here's an oddity - we keep finding these tiny plastic candles washed up. Does anyone recognise them? We've been finding them for about a year now on both the north and south coasts of Cornwall. Anyone else finding them? They're about 4cm long.
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Here's an oddity - we keep finding these tiny plastic candles washed up. Does anyone recognise them? We've been finding them for about a year now on both the north and south coasts of Cornwall. Anyone else finding them? They're about 4cm long.