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Lee Kelly
@leepkelly.bsky.social
Recently moved from Potions Master to Defence Against The Dark Arts. No, really.
Very on the nose for the BBC to move into the trailer formerly occupied by the neo-Nazis in Breaking Bad. Clever how they covered over the bullet holes though!
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
ALL THESE CHANNELS ARE YOURS.

EXCEPT BBC2.

ATTEMPT NO RERUNS THERE.
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
#Netflix to acquire Channel Media, and the rights to its signature character.

“Benestflix! Satisfying and delicious. With tremendous algorithmic value. You will love it. And so will all the family…”
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Same tree, same cat. Mercifully he doesn’t try to get into it anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I suspect I’ve posted this every year since it happened. And I probably always will.
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“Paint me like one of your French cats.” #ProofOfCat
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
They had to have known that ITV were going to clean their clock. Why else would their evening be a TV movie/failed pilot, and that Parkinson thing?

I’m quite surprised that it was the BBC’s Christmas night Big Film isn’t on True Grit: A Further Adventure’s IMDb page. But this factoid is:
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I doubt we’ll ever know how many times we all had it (if at all). Which combined with the increasing antivaxx trend and the way the Govt. of the time was found to be shitting all over their own half-arsed tbw regulations, means next time (and there will be one) will be worse.

Or we’re just old!
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Same warning signs tbh
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Like Roxicofallapitorius and Clom, the sister planet of the Totally Gay Nordic Dudes is that of the Totally Goth Slavic Dudes.
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Presciently, Robbie looks like he’s already splitting.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Plus now wondering if they inspired the Minions…
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just unboxed my new red berry lights, sitting here admiring them, basking in their warm glow. Been informed it would be massively culturally inappropriate for me to wrap a towel round my head and recreate the Discovery album cover.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
But that’s enough about small children you can’t see up there from 6ft above the road surface, what about the bollards?
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If I could be bothered I’d paste in the Monty Python mouse organ player behind Boyzone. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s… not exactly a secret, you know? 🤫
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
That is, as ver kidz say, quite the flex.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The bracketing pins I got off eBay are working better than I expected. I’ll probably replace that top wooden shelf with another one - I need another wooden one lower down for books anyway. And I still have four pins left, too!
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
To all the girls we've loved before
Who traveled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song…
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m not averse to rolling my eyes at (and mocking) those who wang on about US politics in an overly serious way to the exclusion of everything else, but honestly, is the current discourse about the repulsive details of what RFK& Nuzzi got up to really the best use of our time?
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Had a chocolate sponge pudding from Lidl tonight (what was left of it after youngest had snacked on it for two days) and it just got me so nostalgic for the old tinned steamed puddings Heinz… USED to do?! 😱 Discontinued ten years ago?! 😭
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM