LarryEDVickers
@larryedvickers.bsky.social
he/him
Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
Pinned
My card got flagged as potential fraud because I ordered a salad. Fat shamed by visa
DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN it.
I actually liked the Rush hour movies.
I actually liked the Rush hour movies.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN it.
I actually liked the Rush hour movies.
I actually liked the Rush hour movies.
I started to build a time machined, but then when I didn't immediately appear to tell myself how to do it faster, I figured I was going to fail anyway and gave up.
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I started to build a time machined, but then when I didn't immediately appear to tell myself how to do it faster, I figured I was going to fail anyway and gave up.
The Wizard of Oz was full of deceipt and was a charismatic figurehead, indicating that he would be better categorised as either the Sorceror or Warlock of Oz. In this dissertation I will....
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Wizard of Oz was full of deceipt and was a charismatic figurehead, indicating that he would be better categorised as either the Sorceror or Warlock of Oz. In this dissertation I will....
"Well that's not entirely true, there are SOME worries, but none that are as a result of our interaction together. I am getting older so there are health concerns, and my taxes are a bit behind...." he corrected himself like a total idiot.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Well that's not entirely true, there are SOME worries, but none that are as a result of our interaction together. I am getting older so there are health concerns, and my taxes are a bit behind...." he corrected himself like a total idiot.
What is ADHD like?
Well I was once watching some show they went into first person mode. But they had zero head bob, they were smooth as hell. Super fake.
Then later that day I tried walking smoothly so that there was no head bob. 1 hour later I had no idea where I had walked to.
Well I was once watching some show they went into first person mode. But they had zero head bob, they were smooth as hell. Super fake.
Then later that day I tried walking smoothly so that there was no head bob. 1 hour later I had no idea where I had walked to.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What is ADHD like?
Well I was once watching some show they went into first person mode. But they had zero head bob, they were smooth as hell. Super fake.
Then later that day I tried walking smoothly so that there was no head bob. 1 hour later I had no idea where I had walked to.
Well I was once watching some show they went into first person mode. But they had zero head bob, they were smooth as hell. Super fake.
Then later that day I tried walking smoothly so that there was no head bob. 1 hour later I had no idea where I had walked to.
Are you DTF with OPP ASAP?
This NSFW is FTW.
If you miss it you will be like FML
IYKYK
This NSFW is FTW.
If you miss it you will be like FML
IYKYK
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Are you DTF with OPP ASAP?
This NSFW is FTW.
If you miss it you will be like FML
IYKYK
This NSFW is FTW.
If you miss it you will be like FML
IYKYK
We are all anti-life, we just draw the line in different places.
- Deep thoughts that make you angry
- Deep thoughts that make you angry
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We are all anti-life, we just draw the line in different places.
- Deep thoughts that make you angry
- Deep thoughts that make you angry
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Has any EDM, House, Techno song ever started with "Forgive me father for I have Synth
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Has any EDM, House, Techno song ever started with "Forgive me father for I have Synth
Reposted by LarryEDVickers
bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter
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ngl, gang i am in TEARS! my t-shirt collab with Cola SOLD OUT IN 45 MINUTES! dude i was so afraid that no one would buy it and Cola would never work with me again...guys what the hell thank you so much for your support! Also get some Cola merch, I absolutely vouch for the quality the guy is a wizard
My collab with @geraldinepiche.bsky.social sold out in 45 minutes.
I'm moving the tee to presale. Orders close Sunday.
All orders made until now will ship tomorrow. All presales ship mid-December.
www.thecolacorporation.com/products/goo...
I'm moving the tee to presale. Orders close Sunday.
All orders made until now will ship tomorrow. All presales ship mid-December.
www.thecolacorporation.com/products/goo...
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ngl, gang i am in TEARS! my t-shirt collab with Cola SOLD OUT IN 45 MINUTES! dude i was so afraid that no one would buy it and Cola would never work with me again...guys what the hell thank you so much for your support! Also get some Cola merch, I absolutely vouch for the quality the guy is a wizard
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you never spin me right round like a record baby anymore
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
you never spin me right round like a record baby anymore
this WHOLE TIME I thought Epstein was like a manicure tool company or something and they were like REALLY good and people were very excited about the 2025 line of files.........
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#Epstein
#epsteinfiles
#hashtag
#poundsign
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#Epstein
#epsteinfiles
#hashtag
#poundsign
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
this WHOLE TIME I thought Epstein was like a manicure tool company or something and they were like REALLY good and people were very excited about the 2025 line of files.........
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#Epstein
#epsteinfiles
#hashtag
#poundsign
#releasetheepsteinfiles
#Epstein
#epsteinfiles
#hashtag
#poundsign
Going to church is a lot like a Star Wars Movie.
- There is a lot of talk of the force
- "No, he is your father (and son and holy ghost)
- There are jedi mind tricks involved
- And right when you walk in its all "PEW PEW PEW PEWPEWPEW PEW PEW PEW"
- There is a lot of talk of the force
- "No, he is your father (and son and holy ghost)
- There are jedi mind tricks involved
- And right when you walk in its all "PEW PEW PEW PEWPEWPEW PEW PEW PEW"
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Going to church is a lot like a Star Wars Movie.
- There is a lot of talk of the force
- "No, he is your father (and son and holy ghost)
- There are jedi mind tricks involved
- And right when you walk in its all "PEW PEW PEW PEWPEWPEW PEW PEW PEW"
- There is a lot of talk of the force
- "No, he is your father (and son and holy ghost)
- There are jedi mind tricks involved
- And right when you walk in its all "PEW PEW PEW PEWPEWPEW PEW PEW PEW"
Do you think that Spider-man ever tried adding flavoring to the webs. Maybe to calm the badguys down or to suck on when he is waiting for stuff to go down?
#deepthoughts
#deepthoughts
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Do you think that Spider-man ever tried adding flavoring to the webs. Maybe to calm the badguys down or to suck on when he is waiting for stuff to go down?
#deepthoughts
#deepthoughts
Remorse Code:
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November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Remorse Code:
.. / .- -- / ... --- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
.. / .- -- / ... --- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
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game could no longer recognize game because game grew a robust mustache
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
game could no longer recognize game because game grew a robust mustache
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Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
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POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
So I recently had some health issues and had to go into the doctor's office for a colonoscopy.....
Halfway through the procedure the doctor gets called away on an emergency so they didn't finish.
Today I got a bill for $1,164.00 charging me for something called a semicolonoscopy.......
Halfway through the procedure the doctor gets called away on an emergency so they didn't finish.
Today I got a bill for $1,164.00 charging me for something called a semicolonoscopy.......
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So I recently had some health issues and had to go into the doctor's office for a colonoscopy.....
Halfway through the procedure the doctor gets called away on an emergency so they didn't finish.
Today I got a bill for $1,164.00 charging me for something called a semicolonoscopy.......
Halfway through the procedure the doctor gets called away on an emergency so they didn't finish.
Today I got a bill for $1,164.00 charging me for something called a semicolonoscopy.......
What they DIDN'T release about the sandwich guy is that he was really into voodoo and they put a curse in the sandwich and now the ICE guy is invisbile to automatic doors, touchless sinks and hand dryers.
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What they DIDN'T release about the sandwich guy is that he was really into voodoo and they put a curse in the sandwich and now the ICE guy is invisbile to automatic doors, touchless sinks and hand dryers.
Reposted by LarryEDVickers
If I could afford prescription ski goggles I would be the douchiest person in the sword store at the mall
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If I could afford prescription ski goggles I would be the douchiest person in the sword store at the mall