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LarryEDVickers

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he/him Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24d

My card got flagged as potential fraud because I ordered a salad. Fat shamed by visa

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 16h

Is there a special layer of hell for people who park illegally and then put on their hazards like that makes it acceptable?

Can we build one?

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 17h

Suing you because yours aren't spooky enough

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing

MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 17h

What time was it on your timeline?

2:30?

(tooth.......... hurty.......)

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 17h

Donald Trump is basically if your senile, racist, homophobic grandpa had billions of dollars and access to a smart phone.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 17h

The existence of Pennywise suggest the existance of Nicklefool who is Chad Kroeger.

#nickleback
#scaryclowns

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17h

Matt Mercer handing Tuvok a pair of dice like a drug dealer "hey kid wanna play some DND?"

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 17h

Both are unnaceptable.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 17h

I have it on good authority they stopped believing long ago.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 17h

The best revenge is living well and moving to Canada because you need to serve it cold.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 21h

Full moon with the weirded out face girl. Captioned the full moon being blamed for your dipshit behaviour.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 23h

Genies are jerks, your wish can be something harmless that is just fun to you and they want to fuck it up.
Wisher: "I wish I could fly like a bird!"
Genie: "lmfao! Penguin!"

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 1d

I mean...... you are pretty divided already.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 1d

You need calculus to figure out how little ambition I have today.....

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

Put a bird on it

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

Shingles doesn't care.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

I must be a chess enthusiast, because everytime I check him, I want to move it to mating him.....

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it feared I.C.E abuse and unlawful extradition, due to an evil that had spread across the land.
(the road is the CAD/US border)

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

*Pushes nerd glasses up nose*
Um actually due to how evolution progressed, 6 to 7 million years ago there were no elbows, so it would be more precise to say that elbows are the knees of the arm.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

I think that is when you want to watch the movie Memento again.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

Need to increase that puchase by a pound each day and then chart the instance they do ask.
Then adjust the experiment to different cheeses and different cheese velocity cycles.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

This is just the classy way to suggest pegging.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d

The kind of pleasure you can only get from noticing a continuity error in a movie made for kids: How to Train Your Dragon.

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 3d