Matt Graham
lapsu.bsky.social
Matt Graham
@lapsu.bsky.social
Posting from Union City, NJ
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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My favorite part is the commander that was first to come celebrate with him, saw what he was doing, and nope’d it the fuck out of there.
Ben Sinnott celebrating the touchdown with the Trump dance while being blown out at home by the Lions. The 2025 Commanders are hot garbage.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Trump's 50-year mortgage math is flawless: save $300 now, pay only $1.3 million later!
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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The change.org petition demanding Chuck Schumer step down as Minority Leader has now reached 50,000 signatures.

Sign here: www.change.org/p/demand-tha...
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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One day I dialled my last phone call on a rotary phone and I had no idea.
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I had a post ready to go that Paris FC's defeat of Real Madrid proves that it's correct to take space away from cars and give it back to people. But then Caroline Weir scored for Madrid in the 108th minute so that post is dead.
But taking space from cars and giving it to people is still correct.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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STEWART: “Well, funny f*cking story.” 😕
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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The system is not broken, it’s working as designed.

The Democrats are never going to learn or listen, they don’t care and they are laughing at all of us.

If we could vote our way out of our exploitation, then they wouldn’t allow voting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Trying to update my resume to please the robots and was reminded of the time back around 2008 that an eng manager told me, paraphrased, "We're not going to use git, be serious." So we kept using something called "subversion" instead. Pretty sure he's wealthy now, which proves he was right. 🥂
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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A leader would not have lost eight colleagues tonight. This happened because you let it happen or because you’ve totally lost control of the caucus in one of the most important moments since you’ve been Democratic leader. Either way, it’s on you. You need to step down. We need someone who can lead.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.

If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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NEW — Columnist Bella BAHHS is back with a message for everyone joining the resistance in Chicago and beyond.

What some non-Black Chicagoans are now experiencing is what Black folks have faced for generations: policing as a tool to protect power and profit.

thetriibe.com/2025/11/the-...
THE REVOLUTIONARY COLUMN: Racist police violence is always the common denominator • The TRiiBE
ICE violence does not exist within a vacuum. It didn’t come out of nowhere. This is how it feels to be Black and policed in this country.
thetriibe.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And the late scorer has become the late scoree!
(yes kind of a reach)
#NWSL #GothamFC
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Knockout soccer games should start with the shootout, so both teams know who will win if they don't decided during open play. Also then all the starters are still in for the shootout. #GothamFC #NWSL
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.

We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Phew. This is the best thing I’ve read this week and is absolutely worth your time.
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
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November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Brilliant new ad campaign I just spotted at the Southwark tube station in London.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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It's weird. A hundred years ago, only rich people owned cars while everyone else owned horses. Now only rich people own horses while everyone else owns cars.

How the stables have turned.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM