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sometimes inappropriate, but i don’t repost nsfw imagery
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sometimes inappropriate, but i don’t repost nsfw imagery
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@lambda-was-taken.bsky.social
· Nov 8
i have shinigami eyes but they only tell me how many times you’ve streamed 'Rät' by penelope scott
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
doing AoC this year in scala methinks
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
doing AoC this year in scala methinks
really loving the new bots ingesting the firehose and instantly liking all my posts. if you’re developing these bots, please Keep Yourself Safe 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
really loving the new bots ingesting the firehose and instantly liking all my posts. if you’re developing these bots, please Keep Yourself Safe 🥰
every time i want to make a programming language that has more features than c but that isn’t c++ i just reinvent rust :(
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
every time i want to make a programming language that has more features than c but that isn’t c++ i just reinvent rust :(
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i love this bc this is clearly much more walkable than 99% of the USA… not a stroad in sight…
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i love this bc this is clearly much more walkable than 99% of the USA… not a stroad in sight…
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
cw: gross
all the replies on this post make me want to claw my eyes out
all the replies on this post make me want to claw my eyes out
"Find friends by phone" is a common tool in social networks. We're proposing a secure scheme and requesting comments from the dev community.
Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
Request For Comments: A secure contact import scheme for social networks | Bluesky
This article outlines plans for a future Bluesky feature \- it doesn’t exist yet\! By sharing our ideas early, we hope to solicit feedback from the community.
docs.bsky.app
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
cw: gross
all the replies on this post make me want to claw my eyes out
all the replies on this post make me want to claw my eyes out
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Onika Burgersreich
During a speech at the U.N. on Christian persecution in Nigeria, Nicki Minaj praised Donald Trump for his ‘leadership on the global stage.’
Nicki Minaj Has Officially Gone MAGA
During a speech at the U.N. on Christian persecution in Nigeria, Nicki Minaj praised Donald Trump for his ‘leadership on the global stage.’
www.thecut.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Onika Burgersreich
breadtuber posts on here are getting increasingly deranged
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
breadtuber posts on here are getting increasingly deranged
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I wish the alternative to technology made by evil corporations was not technology made by deranged libertarians.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I wish the alternative to technology made by evil corporations was not technology made by deranged libertarians.
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OH: "LinkedIn is really just Business Grindr"
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
OH: "LinkedIn is really just Business Grindr"
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you don’t know what’s coming honey
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
you don’t know what’s coming honey
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I thought we had something special, but I guess I was just the tail call
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I thought we had something special, but I guess I was just the tail call
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GABEN GETTING NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR ENDING THE CONSOLE WARS
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
GABEN GETTING NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR ENDING THE CONSOLE WARS
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sorry i don't use fahrenheit, can you tell me the weather in radians please
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
sorry i don't use fahrenheit, can you tell me the weather in radians please
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Small update: new combined quotes / mentions panel
Previously just showed quotes of the Leaflet post; now *also* shows all Bluesky mentions, including the one linked on initial publish if it exists
Eventually we can expand this to include mentions in other Leaflet posts…and other atproto apps!
Previously just showed quotes of the Leaflet post; now *also* shows all Bluesky mentions, including the one linked on initial publish if it exists
Eventually we can expand this to include mentions in other Leaflet posts…and other atproto apps!
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Small update: new combined quotes / mentions panel
Previously just showed quotes of the Leaflet post; now *also* shows all Bluesky mentions, including the one linked on initial publish if it exists
Eventually we can expand this to include mentions in other Leaflet posts…and other atproto apps!
Previously just showed quotes of the Leaflet post; now *also* shows all Bluesky mentions, including the one linked on initial publish if it exists
Eventually we can expand this to include mentions in other Leaflet posts…and other atproto apps!
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Do not trust AI to answer biological questions (obviously)!
I was hoping to find an RG thread or similar to confirm what I assume is yes; instead, DDG gave me 2 contradictory answers to the same question posed two ways, both citing the same article that does not address the question! 🧪
I was hoping to find an RG thread or similar to confirm what I assume is yes; instead, DDG gave me 2 contradictory answers to the same question posed two ways, both citing the same article that does not address the question! 🧪
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Do not trust AI to answer biological questions (obviously)!
I was hoping to find an RG thread or similar to confirm what I assume is yes; instead, DDG gave me 2 contradictory answers to the same question posed two ways, both citing the same article that does not address the question! 🧪
I was hoping to find an RG thread or similar to confirm what I assume is yes; instead, DDG gave me 2 contradictory answers to the same question posed two ways, both citing the same article that does not address the question! 🧪
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One feature I wish Reddit and other discussion sites had was a one-question, fill-in-the-blank quiz to get a mark that shows you read the article. Simple as "Last name of the district attorney in the piece". It's not full proof and could be automated with LLMs, but it could solve 80% of the problem.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
One feature I wish Reddit and other discussion sites had was a one-question, fill-in-the-blank quiz to get a mark that shows you read the article. Simple as "Last name of the district attorney in the piece". It's not full proof and could be automated with LLMs, but it could solve 80% of the problem.
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he was so real for this
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
he was so real for this