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𓅅Fujoletarian Vanguard Party Chair𓅅 🔞 fu[NULL]shi AI-phobic what if kurimanjū was they but also girl but also neither both -bay area -employed/educated/trained NEET -bloc party fan -feds can ask for signal
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not a sex thing, an autism thing.
but I'll accept someone making it a sex thing if it's the condition for them to do that for me.
like I should almost black out from it at least twice
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wtf is linked in? looks like facebook for demons who live in san francisco
I think that I need to be tied down to a table, gagged like I'm gonna amputate something, and given an overstimulating deep tissue massage regardless of how much I may struggle
massage guns are definitely the safest option
40v motor with off center weight attached to a bicycle seat
fuuuuck now I wish I had the right kind of bread to make it now
dye in a raccoon tail...
I thought it was another name for a blumpkin?
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Is The Wizard of Oz (1939) actually a Journey to the West-like
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turns out when you are miserable bc nobody likes you, nobody likes you even harder
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[in the mead hall, pounding the tables, chanting for a conquering hero]

WINE MOM! WINE MOM! WINE MOM! WINE MOM!
*insert dog skateboarding gif*
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I really wouldn’t wish being 23 or 24 on my worst enemy
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had some lao gan ma in the house but couldn't find it
#snackscult rice with salt and olive oil with oven broiled chicken thigh marinated with korean bbq mix
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frantically dialing 1-800-AREYOUMADATME. the operator informs me that that's way too many numbers. oh fuck. she's mad at me