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lamargaret
@lamargaret.bsky.social
· Dec 14
do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 give 👏🏼 me 👏🏼 a 👏🏼microphone
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got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
at last my text based social media experience is complete again ❕❕❕
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
at last my text based social media experience is complete again ❕❕❕
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i was there when they killed mr peanut on live television we used to be a country
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i was there when they killed mr peanut on live television we used to be a country
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They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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If Weakened Friends plays a show in your city, do yourself a favor and go see them
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
If Weakened Friends plays a show in your city, do yourself a favor and go see them
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[jason statham voice] they’re colled skeets mate. nawt tweets. tweets are frum the offa websoite
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
[jason statham voice] they’re colled skeets mate. nawt tweets. tweets are frum the offa websoite
having guinea pig dreams again
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
having guinea pig dreams again
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These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
the hoisin sauce thing but it’s getting cold, can’t find the cardigan from yesterday, getting a new one from the closet, getting hot, and hanging it on the mountain of old ones
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 AM
the hoisin sauce thing but it’s getting cold, can’t find the cardigan from yesterday, getting a new one from the closet, getting hot, and hanging it on the mountain of old ones
full album friday and this one is comin to you live from gold star baby by the aces open.spotify.com/album/3f5sWd...
Gold Star Baby
open.spotify.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
full album friday and this one is comin to you live from gold star baby by the aces open.spotify.com/album/3f5sWd...
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In every Boomer's kitchen is either a can opener that no longer works or a needlessly elaborate can opener that is "more convenient" but incredibly opaque to understand. There will be no other can opener.
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In every Boomer's kitchen is either a can opener that no longer works or a needlessly elaborate can opener that is "more convenient" but incredibly opaque to understand. There will be no other can opener.
brb mouth breathing in the HEB bakery to take it all in
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
brb mouth breathing in the HEB bakery to take it all in
my turn to drive apparently, interesting what could it mean
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
my turn to drive apparently, interesting what could it mean
keep grant in your thoughts we’re hitting road hour 8(?) and its big sky country thoughts time
December 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
keep grant in your thoughts we’re hitting road hour 8(?) and its big sky country thoughts time
all toasts are curses sorry it’s just the way it is
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
all toasts are curses sorry it’s just the way it is
the leaping of my heart when the hold music cuts off before just looping again
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the leaping of my heart when the hold music cuts off before just looping again
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
the land of misfit toys but it’s the mountain of saved drafts I would have if they let me
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
the land of misfit toys but it’s the mountain of saved drafts I would have if they let me
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Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
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