Kyle Stoffers
@kylestoffers.bsky.social
Resident Disaster. Theatre Director in Chicago. Friend of A Red Orchid. Married to a Thai. 🇩🇪🇹🇭🏳️🌈
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Lol I also now have the flu!
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Lol I also now have the flu!
Okay this week COULD be worse and my body is making sure it's worse by not letting me sleep through the night and I think making me get sick! 🥰
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Okay this week COULD be worse and my body is making sure it's worse by not letting me sleep through the night and I think making me get sick! 🥰
Okay focusing on the positives of 2025:
I went to Thailand in May
I got an adorable dog in November
I bought a new to me car in December
I went to Thailand in May
I got an adorable dog in November
I bought a new to me car in December
December 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Okay focusing on the positives of 2025:
I went to Thailand in May
I got an adorable dog in November
I bought a new to me car in December
I went to Thailand in May
I got an adorable dog in November
I bought a new to me car in December
The hits keep coming the year!!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The hits keep coming the year!!!
2025 has been a great year in some respects, but overall (especially the latter half) has been tremendously awful and challenging. I'm ready for 2026 and hope it has good tidings for me 🥺
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
2025 has been a great year in some respects, but overall (especially the latter half) has been tremendously awful and challenging. I'm ready for 2026 and hope it has good tidings for me 🥺
Depressed today
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Depressed today
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Full offense if you cannot figure out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT you should not have children because you are clearly not a person capable of building community or human connection. Like god forbid you ask a relative or friend or doctor or neighbor a question
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Full offense if you cannot figure out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT you should not have children because you are clearly not a person capable of building community or human connection. Like god forbid you ask a relative or friend or doctor or neighbor a question
Everyone is sick!
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Everyone is sick!
An incredible thread for nerds like me
today for pride I'm bringing back and remastering my classic old thread, long inaccessible on the fallen twitter, back for bluesky: What Final Fantasy Tactics Lesbian Are You? follow along at home, won't you?
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
An incredible thread for nerds like me
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
today was way too exhausting
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
today was way too exhausting
the guy at the pet store warned me that some shit is going down in the federal government "soon' and to change my emails and passwords (?). I'm no conspiracy theorist but may be a sign to update some passwords.
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
the guy at the pet store warned me that some shit is going down in the federal government "soon' and to change my emails and passwords (?). I'm no conspiracy theorist but may be a sign to update some passwords.
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wild to realize that Ghost In The Shell is 30 years old, we are only 4 years away from the year it is set in, and think about how real life tech dystopia is so much more banal and terrible than anything we could have imagined so many years ago
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
wild to realize that Ghost In The Shell is 30 years old, we are only 4 years away from the year it is set in, and think about how real life tech dystopia is so much more banal and terrible than anything we could have imagined so many years ago
I will die on this hill! It is SCENIC design, not SET design!!!
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I will die on this hill! It is SCENIC design, not SET design!!!
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Allowing for the refusal of AI in our educational institutions is simply the right thing to do. If we can's support those freedoms, what are we doing? Congratulations on a year of vital work.
A new post on Refusing GenAI in Writing Studies from @jsanofranchini.bsky.social, @rcmeg.bsky.social, and me: "A Year of Refusal"
refusinggenai.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/a...
refusinggenai.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/a...
A Year of Refusal
Maggie Fernandes, University of ArkansasMegan McIntyre, University of ArkansasJennifer Sano-Franchini, West Virginia University Photo by Francis Glenn Marciano on Pexels.com It’s been about a year …
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November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Allowing for the refusal of AI in our educational institutions is simply the right thing to do. If we can's support those freedoms, what are we doing? Congratulations on a year of vital work.
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Fun game to play today is guessing if that person in military fatigues is 1) here to kidnap your snow removal guy, 2) on their way to a Veteran's Day event, or 3) reporting for duty at Miracle Mile Shopping Center.
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fun game to play today is guessing if that person in military fatigues is 1) here to kidnap your snow removal guy, 2) on their way to a Veteran's Day event, or 3) reporting for duty at Miracle Mile Shopping Center.
y'all people are out here literally starving to death/ being bombed/ being disappeared you need to relax about dumb shit that is not life and death! myself included!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
y'all people are out here literally starving to death/ being bombed/ being disappeared you need to relax about dumb shit that is not life and death! myself included!!!
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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Ik I live in boystown so can’t complain but I don’t understand openly screaaaming outside of the bar when you’re drunk, never had the urge to do that even once
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ik I live in boystown so can’t complain but I don’t understand openly screaaaming outside of the bar when you’re drunk, never had the urge to do that even once
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Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis has just taken the bench to rule on federal agents actions' during a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs.
Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social
Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social
Judge Set to Rule Thursday in Case Centering on Federal Immigration Agents’ Use of Force: ‘I Could See Inside the Barrel’
Protesters, clergy members and others who say they’ve been directly impacted by a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs will testify before a federal judge weighing wh...
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November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis has just taken the bench to rule on federal agents actions' during a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs.
Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social
Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social
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Ellis is on the bench.
Good morning from Chicago's Dirksen Federal Courthouse.
We're waiting for District Judge Sara Ellis to take the bench in the federal class action urging an injunction against federal immigration agents' violent behavior in Chicagoland.
Ellis will issue an oral ruling on the injuction this morning.
We're waiting for District Judge Sara Ellis to take the bench in the federal class action urging an injunction against federal immigration agents' violent behavior in Chicagoland.
Ellis will issue an oral ruling on the injuction this morning.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ellis is on the bench.
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I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.