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Kyle Stoffers
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Resident Disaster. Theatre Director in Chicago. Friend of A Red Orchid. Married to a Thai. 🇩🇪🇹🇭🏳️‍🌈 kylestoffers.com
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Just the one about the show cancellation on their site but last I heard they were still trudging forward with other projects.
these are deeply unhappy men. every single (white, male) marine from my high school has committed s-. All of them were mostly okay before going into service but totally transformed/ fucked afterward.
This was suburban/ rural Indiana though so idk if that affected the prices.
$.49 cents when I was in high school 🥹
Ohh yes that's messy. Idk the latest but I do have feelings about them. 👀
VG or something else stupid this time?
the one time i catch the bus on time there's a dude holding court and the bus driver is committed to staying on time and going slower. 🙄
i know i always say this but i need a vacation
omg apparently they (straylight run) have a new album coming out what a wild time
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AOC has just officially become the top House fundraiser, beating out Hakeem Jeffries. Now lemme take a big sip of coffee as I look at the age distribution of donors to AOC vs Jeffries
that sounds so adorable! 🥹 The acting in the series and the story are both good but it's very low budget in comparison to more recent bl dramas so just be ready for like... empty rooms and such
awake early but at least it's the tax deadline so theoretically my life will become simpler for a bit after today (not likely)
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This post was written before today's car crash and chemical attack. Was referring to the preceding car crashes and chemical attacks.
Yes, you should be surprised and horrified by secret federal police running around our city kidnapping immigrants, crashing cars, launching chemical weapons and shooting and killing people. This is a thing you should be *perpetually* shocked by. We lose when we become numb to it.
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HOW DARE THE NYT DO THIS TO THE GOOD RATS OF CHICAGO IN THE DAYS BEFORE THEIR MOST JUBILIANT TIME OF YEAR: THE WEEK IN MID-OCTOBER WHEN ORKIN ANNOUNCES THE RATTIEST CITIES OF AMERICA LIST

THIS IS A SHAMELESS HIT JOB
A team of researchers analyzed the anatomical dimensions of an infamous imprint on a Chicago sidewalk, sifting through photos and measuring mammal specimens in museum collections to put what they were seeing in context.

Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
The Chicago Rat Hole Was Not Made by a Rat
A statistical analysis of an infamous indentation in a sidewalk suggested a 99 percent likelihood that another rodent made the mark.
nyti.ms
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This is why the inflatable costumes works so well -- it works the same way calling them "weird" or "creepy" did. It disrupts their narrative, and makes them seem pathetic rather than cool-and-cruel.
You need to see this:

“The show of force is the point. They want these images to be out…The Department of Homeland Security is walking around Chicago with a film crew.” @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social
this is perfect nap weather tbh
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“I learned that if I explicitly tell the liar machine to not lie it will lie a little less”
Seeing people nonchalantly post stuff like makes me feel like I'm going crazy honestly.
wait I have never thought of doing this I always just accept that I have to walk in the rain or cancel
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It’s been said but it bears repeating: in addition to the people being abducted, all Chicagoans are being psychologically terrorized. Seeing feds driving/walking around and videos of violent attacks in places you know and love will fuck you up. Get ready, it’s coming to all of America soon.
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I don’t know how any honest observer of what’s happening in Chicago—or at least any observer who has any historical knowledge—can keep claiming that we are not now living under fascism in America.