Uncle karl
@kyleprobably.bsky.social
Take it easy, but take it
As a little kid who loved comic strips I read a lot of Dilbert including his books of weird ideas: there was a lot of talk of hypnosis and how he theorized gravity is an illusion and the attraction is actually every object in the universe expanding at different rates
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
As a little kid who loved comic strips I read a lot of Dilbert including his books of weird ideas: there was a lot of talk of hypnosis and how he theorized gravity is an illusion and the attraction is actually every object in the universe expanding at different rates
The funniest outcome for The last game of thrones book would be its set several hundred years later and follows jon snows descendant going on a boys weekend and you have to sus out what happened by what the cities are called or whos on the money
January 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The funniest outcome for The last game of thrones book would be its set several hundred years later and follows jon snows descendant going on a boys weekend and you have to sus out what happened by what the cities are called or whos on the money
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January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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I think about the @whatatimepod.bsky.social twins on mopeds bit easily once a week youtu.be/ZrmBNKstEMo?...
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I think about the @whatatimepod.bsky.social twins on mopeds bit easily once a week youtu.be/ZrmBNKstEMo?...
I am not a very visual person but my brain has completely downloaded the Lucha Underground Temple. I have the clearest sense of where everything is and can rotate it in my mind
Also, for those who don't know, the entire series of Lucha Underground is available FREE on Internet Archive
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January 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I am not a very visual person but my brain has completely downloaded the Lucha Underground Temple. I have the clearest sense of where everything is and can rotate it in my mind
Mikey was a good guy and just effortlessly funny, Very fortunate to spend time with him. Its a real punch in the gut
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
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December 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Mikey was a good guy and just effortlessly funny, Very fortunate to spend time with him. Its a real punch in the gut
Getting loose as fuckin Goose off the Cheesecake Factory house Chardonnay
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Getting loose as fuckin Goose off the Cheesecake Factory house Chardonnay
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you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
ELP versus Chris Brooks at the Dome bringing back my favorite wrestle Kingdom tradition: the Adam Cole Memorial "two white guys fight for a belt the crowd doesnt care about" match
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
ELP versus Chris Brooks at the Dome bringing back my favorite wrestle Kingdom tradition: the Adam Cole Memorial "two white guys fight for a belt the crowd doesnt care about" match
Your email doesnt find me, i stopped checking that ages ago
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Your email doesnt find me, i stopped checking that ages ago
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james cameron makes seventeen billion dollars a movie because he has median american voter politics like no one else on earth and commits to them fully despite them being the most incoherent ideas on earth
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
james cameron makes seventeen billion dollars a movie because he has median american voter politics like no one else on earth and commits to them fully despite them being the most incoherent ideas on earth
A Yankee Swap where you sign each other up for different streaming services
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A Yankee Swap where you sign each other up for different streaming services
Bad day to be a pint
The Darts are coming to Madison Square Garden next June on the same weekend England plays a World Cup game in New York if you were wondering where the drunkest people in the world were going to be.
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bad day to be a pint
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bridge over the jamiroquai
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
bridge over the jamiroquai
They should make an ESPYs for movies
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
They should make an ESPYs for movies
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“Hirooki Goto couldn’t be here today. He is out at a prefectural gymnasium outside Kagoshima fighting ::checks notes:: YUTO-ICE and ::checks notes again:: OSKAR.”
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Hirooki Goto couldn’t be here today. He is out at a prefectural gymnasium outside Kagoshima fighting ::checks notes:: YUTO-ICE and ::checks notes again:: OSKAR.”
A particularly chilly #Letterboxdfriday
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A particularly chilly #Letterboxdfriday
You can tell harley is new cause she does the official finish of rookies: roll of the dice, baby
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You can tell harley is new cause she does the official finish of rookies: roll of the dice, baby
I moved to a new city this year so you know I've been telling people I'm ex-Mormon for attention
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I moved to a new city this year so you know I've been telling people I'm ex-Mormon for attention
Idk who picked that poster for the Jonathan richman special. #Letterboxdfriday
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Idk who picked that poster for the Jonathan richman special. #Letterboxdfriday
We had a Segway guy in my town, for a couple years he would come to the town meeting and try to get Segway ordinances or rules written up but the selectmen would always point out he was the only guy with a Segway and just tell him to use the bike paths
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We had a Segway guy in my town, for a couple years he would come to the town meeting and try to get Segway ordinances or rules written up but the selectmen would always point out he was the only guy with a Segway and just tell him to use the bike paths
You can't dismantle the Master's house with his own tools and you especially can't do that when the Tool is a machine that generates pictures of Shrek with tits
“Why get scammed when you can be a scammer?”
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You can't dismantle the Master's house with his own tools and you especially can't do that when the Tool is a machine that generates pictures of Shrek with tits
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If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.