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Kyle Orf
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Never cruel, nor cowardly. Never give up, never give in.
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January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Anti-ICE protesters fill the streets of downtown Minneapolis during an "ICE Out" rally on Jan. 23.

📷️ Alex Kormann/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Continuing coverage: bit.ly/3ZsrBxQ
January 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Proof, were it needed, that I'm over 12 years old (the age recommendation on the package)
January 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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It's difficult for young people to understand, but Europe is not a naturally peaceful place.
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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I’m all for Minnesota Goodbyes but holy shit, ICE, just go
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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I know I got a lot of Minneapolis peeps on here and they are getting a lot of news coverage and rightfully so!

Saint Paul is being hit hard, especially the east side, midway, and frog town areas. We need some eyes, too!!
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.

ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Everyone post your favorite Minneapolis and Saint Paul photos in normal times (and we will have again)
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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coolest part about minnesota is that people, unprompted except by state violence, will leave their homes to stand up for neighbors that they've never met, and maybe never will. we're pretty introverted but we hear the bell when it rings.
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Look a lot of metro-area residents hibernate this time of the year; getting this many people in the streets is phenomenal
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
If you're even mildly aware of UK culture, maybe all Ross families should just stop naming their sons Jonathan for a while...
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Minnesota will not surrender to ICE terrorism.

They hate us because we are a free people who love our neighbors and exercise our inalienable rights.

But we will win because our American values are more resilient than their basest hatreds.
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Hi, I'm fell asleep at the wheel driving ~55-60mph, drifted into the ditch and struck a culvert, launching the vehicle onto the driver's side...
Hi I'm a 9 storey fall that I only avoided because my half-asleep brain suddenly went "no no wait this is wrong."
Hi, I'm the center of a borderline EF-4 tornado. 🤷
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Congress’s three favorite lines:
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Man walks into doctor's office, says, "Doctor, I-"
Doctor interrupts him. "Are you Pagliacci?"
"What?"
"Just checking."
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's clear there is some West Wing/Sorkin pervert who remembers this from the Arnold Vinnick storyline and just figures that's close enough to real life
Of course, normal handshakes don't involve the back of your hand in any way, shape, or form, so this is an obvious lie even by Trumpian standards.

What health issue does Trump have that the White House is so desperate to cover up?
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Seems like nobody's spoken yet with the person I most want to hear about the WB drama: The Warner sister Dot.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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1. Why is there a long description of black holes in your book about sexting an anti-vaxxer.

2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.

3. lol what
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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so where are we at, re: hearing the falcon, folks? needed to circle back on that, get a status update on the falconer
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Great full gobbles y'all!
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM