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k_the_okayest
@ktheokayest.bsky.social
Bisexual Space Socialist.
My HLA-B27 gene is all jacked up.
Tucson resident.
Sci-fi Writer.
He/Him/Dude
Fuck him and everyone who voted for him. You're a moron.
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If the presidency can be destroyed with a single document, it MUST be destroyed to save an entire country. Like excising a cancerous growth threatening the body.

Democracy is that fragile.
Uh huh. Sure it is, princess. Hey, your wife fucked any k-holed billionaires lately?
Stephen Miller on a PSA reminding troops to not follow unlawful orders: "It is insurrection ... It's a general call for rebellion from the CIA and the armed services of the United States by Democrat lawmakers."
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Cocaine so white it colonized Africa.
Cocaine so white it thinks it has dominion over everyone else in the world
Cocaine so white it wears socks with sandals.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A little bit of sexy for you guys today.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I didn't know @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social did an episode of Star Trek!! Not i gotta re-watch TNG!
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just found out that my dad took out a loan in my mom's name a year before he died and didn't tell her or me.

Nothing says heart attack like being served for something you didn't know existed.

Just a heads up, debt collectors out here trying to get what they can before trump crashes the economy.
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Accidentally sliced off the top of my big thumb knuckle in 2 places a couple days ago.

Very on brand for me.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My Rheumatologist put me on hydroxychloroquine in addition to Cosentyx as my immune system is still kicking my ass.

Fingers crossed it helps.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We ordered $50 worth of groceries from Fry's last night and the shopper charged $170 to our order thinking we wouldn't notice.

We fucking noticed.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Not so long ago, in an esophagus not so far away...
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Hello Clarice.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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When you wake up on Friday morning and find out it's only Wednesday.
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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When you're trying to get ready in the morning but the mirror is being a dick.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Heard a Gen-Zer ask why Gen-Xers are always home before dark. Bro, we were raised to belive we would get our asses whooped if we weren't home before the streetlights came on. We were HIGHLY motivated to be home before dark. It's a survival mechanism.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Republcans: Blame Mamdani for 9/11 with no proof because it was politically convenient.

Also republicans: Extatic to see their fat fuhrer having dinner with the Saudis who ACTUALLY did 9/11.

The rubes eat this shit up.

The republican party needs to go. Permanently. For the good of the repuic.
a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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New polling in New York State shows that 60% of the population supports increasing taxes on the top 5% of income earners.

New Yorkers are also in favor of increasing taxes on large corporations based in the state, 60-30%.

sri.siena.edu/2025/11/18/h...
Hochul Approval/Favorability Ratings Down a Little; Maintains Huge Lead Over Delgado Among Dems; Leads Stefanik by 20 Points, down from 25 in September – Siena Research Institute
sri.siena.edu
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Good night, little piggy.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Not so long ago, in an esophagus not so far away...
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Honestly, if you tell me "Hey, you should check out this podcast," I'm cutting you out of my life.

Real friends don't listen to podcasts.
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Maga just feels like a multi-generational list of people who were friendless in high school but didn't have the balls to shoot it up so they became shitty adults instead.

This is about Nancy Mace. Mostly.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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New polling from Marist shows Democrats holding a 14-point lead nationally on the 2026 generic congressional ballot—55% vs 41%. (Link in reply)
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Hello Clarice.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When you're trying to get ready in the morning but the mirror is being a dick.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
When you wake up on Friday morning and find out it's only Wednesday.
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Daddy's managing pain tonight.
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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News from Senate floor: Schumer just asked for unanimous consent to pass Epstein file bill which overwhelmingly passed House.

No objection! So long as Johnson sends it over to Senate it is done and on to White House. On to you Trump and DOJ.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM