krista lauren 🍰🍪🍮
@kristalauren.bsky.social
She/her. Fossil enthusiast. Food justice cryptid. hEDS and assorted other acronyms. In grad school for medical speech language pathology.
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kpechacek's Shop | Depop
Welcome! ✨ Located in Seattle ✨ All sales final ✨ free shipping on bundles!
www.depop.com
I’ve uploaded all of my currently available handmade pieces to my depop so if you’re not local you can easily order!
www.depop.com/kpechacek/
www.depop.com/kpechacek/
One day I’ll publish the definitive ranking of Seattle coffee shops by chai quality
Why is chai the hardest thing for coffee shops to get right, it’s either so watery and bland or tastes like pure sugar
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One day I’ll publish the definitive ranking of Seattle coffee shops by chai quality
Why is chai the hardest thing for coffee shops to get right, it’s either so watery and bland or tastes like pure sugar
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why is chai the hardest thing for coffee shops to get right, it’s either so watery and bland or tastes like pure sugar
My financial aid money doesn’t show up for almost a month, I’ve been trying to sell at markets but haven’t had much luck, and my savings has been reduced to basically nothing.
I really hate asking for money but it’s a bad situation and I need help!
I really hate asking for money but it’s a bad situation and I need help!
I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:
- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!
- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)
Cat tax:
- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!
- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)
Cat tax:
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My financial aid money doesn’t show up for almost a month, I’ve been trying to sell at markets but haven’t had much luck, and my savings has been reduced to basically nothing.
I really hate asking for money but it’s a bad situation and I need help!
I really hate asking for money but it’s a bad situation and I need help!
For people who don’t live in this area: the Othello neighborhood is one of the most diverse in the city, about 86% people of color
🚨 ALERT🚨
ICE operating in South Seattle.
Abductions yesterday, agents spotted today in Othello.
Be on the lookout:
ICE operating in South Seattle.
Abductions yesterday, agents spotted today in Othello.
Be on the lookout:
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
For people who don’t live in this area: the Othello neighborhood is one of the most diverse in the city, about 86% people of color
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🚨 ALERT🚨
ICE operating in South Seattle.
Abductions yesterday, agents spotted today in Othello.
Be on the lookout:
ICE operating in South Seattle.
Abductions yesterday, agents spotted today in Othello.
Be on the lookout:
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
🚨 ALERT🚨
ICE operating in South Seattle.
Abductions yesterday, agents spotted today in Othello.
Be on the lookout:
ICE operating in South Seattle.
Abductions yesterday, agents spotted today in Othello.
Be on the lookout:
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WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
Moving Stories: Short-Form Graphic Novels for King County Metro Transit RapidRide
King County Metro and 4Culture seek six artists to create short-form graphic novels that illuminate community stories along new and existing RapidRide lines.
www.4culture.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
just heard a teen on the bus say they “grew up listening to Hamilton”
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
just heard a teen on the bus say they “grew up listening to Hamilton”
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Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
Fozziwigs party in muppet Christmas carol
What's a fictional holiday party you would love to attend?
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fozziwigs party in muppet Christmas carol
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I wrote this earlier this year and I still hope it can be of use! www.eater.com/24364171/ice...
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I wrote this earlier this year and I still hope it can be of use! www.eater.com/24364171/ice...
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I love companies being punished for replacing workers with AI. Gimme more
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love companies being punished for replacing workers with AI. Gimme more
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
go slay the princess!! you gotta!
Whatever horrors you may find in these dark spaces, have heart and see them through.
There are no premature endings. There are no wrong decisions.
There are only fresh perspectives and new beginnings.
This is a love story.
SLAY THE PRINCESS is 40% off on Steam, the cheapest it's even been.
There are no premature endings. There are no wrong decisions.
There are only fresh perspectives and new beginnings.
This is a love story.
SLAY THE PRINCESS is 40% off on Steam, the cheapest it's even been.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
go slay the princess!! you gotta!
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
I had a bad day who wants to send me money for ice cream
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I had a bad day who wants to send me money for ice cream
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Fuck a Spotify Wrapped. I know what three songs I listened to 1000 times in a row, I was there
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Fuck a Spotify Wrapped. I know what three songs I listened to 1000 times in a row, I was there
I’m a simple man, I see the outline of trees at night and I expect the iron giant to be in there
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m a simple man, I see the outline of trees at night and I expect the iron giant to be in there
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Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
unironically my favorite star trek movie
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
unironically my favorite star trek movie
today is giving….tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
today is giving….tuesday
I’ve uploaded all of my currently available handmade pieces to my depop so if you’re not local you can easily order!
www.depop.com/kpechacek/
www.depop.com/kpechacek/
kpechacek's Shop | Depop
Welcome! ✨ Located in Seattle ✨ All sales final ✨ free shipping on bundles!
www.depop.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’ve uploaded all of my currently available handmade pieces to my depop so if you’re not local you can easily order!
www.depop.com/kpechacek/
www.depop.com/kpechacek/
“oh so you teach kids how to say R and stuff?” because nobody outside the field knows just how vast an SLP’s scope of practice can be
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“oh so you teach kids how to say R and stuff?” because nobody outside the field knows just how vast an SLP’s scope of practice can be
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Learned something new today! If you see "utm_source=chatgpt.com" at the end of a link, that means it was a link that was generated from a ChatGPT prompt for citations. Which is how I found out that an art coach was using it to make their blog posts 🙃 1/2
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Learned something new today! If you see "utm_source=chatgpt.com" at the end of a link, that means it was a link that was generated from a ChatGPT prompt for citations. Which is how I found out that an art coach was using it to make their blog posts 🙃 1/2
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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Einstein's works enter public domain next year! at last we get a queer retelling of the theory of relativity
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Einstein's works enter public domain next year! at last we get a queer retelling of the theory of relativity