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krista lauren 🍰🍪🍮
@kristalauren.bsky.social
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She/her. Fossil enthusiast. Food justice cryptid. hEDS and assorted other acronyms. In grad school for medical speech language pathology.
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Edited because someone alerted me that the link is app only!
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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one of my intended specialties is swallowing, which people are always confused about
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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She was surprisingly chill about it, she seems to respect Laura more than she respects any of us lol
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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The little sister has come to be consoled
A white cat curled up on my chest. You can’t hear the picture but she’s purring loudly
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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what in the pillsbury hell
Some dense and dry looking…rolls? Croissants? Idk what they are but they look like they came from a can
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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aplante.com
It's also up on Threadless if that tickles ya fancy

aplante.threadless.com/designs/no-a...
a blue t-shirt with the NO AI ANYTIME design on it
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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alexandragallant.com
Tapping the sign again
Page from BRAINS First Panel: "An AI has no sense of anything. No context. No experience." Illustration of a little pink frog (he's playing a blood cell in this comic, though, which is why he's pink) Second panel: "It cannot touch" the pink frog bends down to pick a flower Third panel: "It cannot smell" 'sniff sniff' the frog smells the flower Fourth panel: "It cannot breathe" (the frog is now dark blue with bright pink lungs visible, as though the frog has been imaged in some way) Fifth panel: "It cannot think" (the frogs brain is now visible, similarly to the lungs in the previous panel) Sixth panel: "It cannot be" the frog is floating and his cute lil butt is visible Seventh panel: "*Stares directly at camera*" the pink frog stares directly at camera Eight panel: "It cannot be... YOU"
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM