krista lauren 🍰🍪🍮
@kristalauren.bsky.social
She/her. Fossil enthusiast. Food justice cryptid. hEDS and assorted other acronyms. In grad school for medical speech language pathology.
(Icon: @heysawbones.bsky.social)
(Icon: @heysawbones.bsky.social)
The little sister has come to be consoled
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The little sister has come to be consoled
The face of a criminal who punched her little sister so hard she fell off my lap and then took her place
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The face of a criminal who punched her little sister so hard she fell off my lap and then took her place
what in the pillsbury hell
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
what in the pillsbury hell
Ultimate Gamer Setup
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ultimate Gamer Setup
A movie that takes place where you’re from
I feel like this is the obvious choice but oh well
I feel like this is the obvious choice but oh well
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
I feel like this is the obvious choice but oh well
I feel like this is the obvious choice but oh well
Every year I use Alton brown’s aged eggnog recipe, and every year I’m confused why he doesn’t just use 1.5 pints each of cream and milk instead of buying a third unnecessary product
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Every year I use Alton brown’s aged eggnog recipe, and every year I’m confused why he doesn’t just use 1.5 pints each of cream and milk instead of buying a third unnecessary product
I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:
- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!
- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)
Cat tax:
- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!
- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)
Cat tax:
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:
- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!
- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)
Cat tax:
- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!
- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)
Cat tax:
Skull earrings, stuffed rat, sweater vest, bucket hat!
(Rhyme unintentional)
(Rhyme unintentional)
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Skull earrings, stuffed rat, sweater vest, bucket hat!
(Rhyme unintentional)
(Rhyme unintentional)
looking at all the great new mayors across the country
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
looking at all the great new mayors across the country
cmon Seattle not like this pls
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
cmon Seattle not like this pls
guys should I check out the haunted trail
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
guys should I check out the haunted trail
if it’s instant then why is the video three hours long
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
if it’s instant then why is the video three hours long
required October reading by @abbyhoward.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
required October reading by @abbyhoward.bsky.social
Why do they have CANDLES locked up, Walgreens is a joke
September 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why do they have CANDLES locked up, Walgreens is a joke
sometimes I don’t enjoy texting with my little sister
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
sometimes I don’t enjoy texting with my little sister
I made Halloween earrings and the skulls glow in the dark, so obviously you need them
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I made Halloween earrings and the skulls glow in the dark, so obviously you need them
The surroundings were nice too ig
September 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The surroundings were nice too ig
Went on a random bridge over the snoqualmie river, saw a bunch of twin peaks graffiti
September 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Went on a random bridge over the snoqualmie river, saw a bunch of twin peaks graffiti
timeline cleanse: I made a galette with plums from a neighbor’s tree and it was delicious
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
timeline cleanse: I made a galette with plums from a neighbor’s tree and it was delicious
Found her spooky cat bandana just in time for spooky season. As you can see she’s thrilled
September 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Found her spooky cat bandana just in time for spooky season. As you can see she’s thrilled
How fitting that my @thecathive.bsky.social shirt shows up on a day I have a tummy ache (every day)
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
How fitting that my @thecathive.bsky.social shirt shows up on a day I have a tummy ache (every day)
Me: *asks a very smart question*
Instructor: wow that’s a really good question, I haven’t thought about that
Me:
Instructor: wow that’s a really good question, I haven’t thought about that
Me:
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me: *asks a very smart question*
Instructor: wow that’s a really good question, I haven’t thought about that
Me:
Instructor: wow that’s a really good question, I haven’t thought about that
Me: