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Roley
@krisroley.bsky.social
Storyteller, mangler of words, sound and light. Occasionally funny. YMMV.
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Happy cinematic birthday to an iconic character, Little Tramp debuting in US cinemas this date, Feb 7th, in 1914

youtu.be/SfhVui4rKV8
Kid Auto Races at Venice (1914) Charlie Chaplin
YouTube video by Silver Screen Filmothèque
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February 7, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Gojira was pretty much the highlight of the Paris Olympic Opening Ceremony; I would not be opposed to seeing some of Milan's own Lacuna Coil tonight.
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Patrick Macnee and Diana Rigg, seen here in the opening titles of "THE AVENGERS" (1967) in this colour series, a percussion section was added to accompany the new teaser sequence at the start of each episode

📺 Associated British Productions for ABC
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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The 🇺🇸 American silent comedy
drama film "THE KID", Charlie Chaplin's first full-length film as a director, in which he co-starred with Jackie Coogan and also wrote and produced was released in the United States #OnThisDay in 1921.
Now considered one of the greatest films of the silent era
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I’m just saying that somebody has the opportunity to do something really really funny.

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Virginia Beach’s Rock Church to sell 5,000-seat sanctuary
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (WAVY) – Rock Church International in Virginia Beach has announced plans to liquidate its 5,000-seat sanctuary located at 580 Kempsville Road. This sale supports their com…
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February 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Start your clocks.
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Dan Bongino and KA$H Patel are phonier than Milli Vanilli. Girl, you know it’s true.
January 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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US government rn
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Electra Woman and Dyna Girl with return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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And of course, I stole all the water from a 3rd world village to make mine.
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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"For some, it's a family trade. Others are patriots, eager to serve. Next, you have those who just need a job. Then there's the kind who want a legal means of killing other people." - Jack Reacher
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Thierry Henry and Ted Lasso in attendance today at the Arsenal Women's game.
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Does anyone have this bystander’s video? Please share.
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Madonna
Janet
The GoGos
Melissa Etheridge
Vixen
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Hole
Garbage
Lady Gaga
Sia
St Vincent
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Pretenders
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Fiona Apple
Rasputina
Lucinda Williams
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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None of us will ever be as cool as Dolores
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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See this in the wild. I wish I would have come up with it! Who did this? 😆
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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I love this song. I love its message. And I love Costello’s tone of defiance. This is the message and tone for our times.
Elvis Costello & The Attractions - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding
YouTube video by ElvisCostelloVEVO
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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“And Jared Leto as Skeletor”
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Honestly, I forgot what I was going to ask.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Two men pass the time of day on a sun-dappled bench on the courthouse square in San Augustine, Texas, 1943. I imagine them to be old friends and old farmers who tell the same old jokes and stories and always laugh. There's a beautiful spirit about this John Vachon photo.
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
“Framework of a future deal” sounds a lot like “concepts of a plan” to me.

Will we see it in about two weeks?
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM