Adam Corolla
@knollie.bsky.social
I am the affordable midsized sedan of democracy, not the other guy.
Take back state houses to take back white houses.
McLean, Va by way of Gaczyna
#NAFO
#FELLA
Take back state houses to take back white houses.
McLean, Va by way of Gaczyna
#NAFO
#FELLA
Pinned
Adam Corolla
@knollie.bsky.social
· May 16
Ukraine’s Fulltime Robotics unveiled the SlimBeam laser turret (1.5 kW) to neutralize drones up to 1 km. Specs: 1080 nm wavelength, 20-800 m range, 30 min runtime, 50 kg weight. Can blind drones at 2 km.
Pew Pew Pew!!!
I don't know what happened out in front of my office last night, but I'm a fan...
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I don't know what happened out in front of my office last night, but I'm a fan...
At least serious people are in the room.
‼️ US Army secretary holds talks with Russians in UAE, Ukraine's Defence Intelligence head also present
US Army secretary holds talks with Russians in UAE, Ukraine's Defence Intelligence head also present – Axios
US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, who is currently in Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates, continued meetings with the Russian delegation on Tuesday 25 November.
www.pravda.com.ua
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
At least serious people are in the room.
Reposted by Adam Corolla
A good primer of the difference between the Commissioning Oath and the Enlistment Oath is in this article by LTG Mark Hertling, USA (Ret).
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
What Americans Should Understand About the Military Disobeying Illegal Orders
And why it matters there are two military oaths.
www.thebulwark.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A good primer of the difference between the Commissioning Oath and the Enlistment Oath is in this article by LTG Mark Hertling, USA (Ret).
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
Both countries are mortally wounded, but neither wants the world to think it.
At the end of the day, all Ukraine ultimately cares about is getting their people and territories back, and all Russia ultimately cares about is having sanctions lifted. Craft a deal around that.
At the end of the day, all Ukraine ultimately cares about is getting their people and territories back, and all Russia ultimately cares about is having sanctions lifted. Craft a deal around that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Both countries are mortally wounded, but neither wants the world to think it.
At the end of the day, all Ukraine ultimately cares about is getting their people and territories back, and all Russia ultimately cares about is having sanctions lifted. Craft a deal around that.
At the end of the day, all Ukraine ultimately cares about is getting their people and territories back, and all Russia ultimately cares about is having sanctions lifted. Craft a deal around that.
Are you asking me if I am a replicant, Charlie Brown; or a lesbian?
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Are you asking me if I am a replicant, Charlie Brown; or a lesbian?
You shouldn't hang me in a meat hook, Charlie Brown. My father hung me on a meat hook. Once...
Have the lambs stopped screaming, Charlie Brown?
Never get out of the boat, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You shouldn't hang me in a meat hook, Charlie Brown. My father hung me on a meat hook. Once...
You're go for throttle-up, Charlie Brown.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, Charlie Brown, in this life or the next.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
You're go for throttle-up, Charlie Brown.
It's good to be the king, Charlie Brown.
I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see, Charlie Brown.
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
It's good to be the king, Charlie Brown.
"What's in the box, Charlie Brown?"
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"What's in the box, Charlie Brown?"
The only appropriate response by individual European states to the Russian peace plan is to send in ground troops to secure Ukraine's non-contested borders and air assets to close its airspace.
And it has to happen unannounced, this week, before the situation gets locked down.
And it has to happen unannounced, this week, before the situation gets locked down.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The only appropriate response by individual European states to the Russian peace plan is to send in ground troops to secure Ukraine's non-contested borders and air assets to close its airspace.
And it has to happen unannounced, this week, before the situation gets locked down.
And it has to happen unannounced, this week, before the situation gets locked down.
I don't know what the heck happened in this dining room with this candlestick, but there are clues...
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don't know what the heck happened in this dining room with this candlestick, but there are clues...
"COVID Wines" are my "blood diamonds."...
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"COVID Wines" are my "blood diamonds."...
1 million percent this!
The only way to understand this is to realize that they are eugenicists.
To Survive the Next Pandemic, Walk More, the NIH Says
The agency is picking up Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s argument that a healthy immune system can keep even pandemic germs at bay.
www.theatlantic.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
1 million percent this!
We are all Ms. Piggy, now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
We are all Ms. Piggy, now.
No president should be allowed to speak to an American citizen like that!
I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
No president should be allowed to speak to an American citizen like that!
This!
She was safe despite being an enemy of the left for years. Enemy of Trump for a day and this is what happens.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This!
There it is...
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There it is...
Needs a trombone solo...
모니카 / Monica Lim (Special Projects + Events) (@monicalimco) on Threads
Brilliant whoever made this and this is hilarious.
Do you care this was made with AI? 🤷🏻♀️
www.threads.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Needs a trombone solo...
This wantonly corrupt official act of the Swiss government is an outrage against the very concept of American parliamentary rule.
I demand the Swiss embassy be closed and all trade terminated with those f*ckers.
I demand the Swiss embassy be closed and all trade terminated with those f*ckers.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This wantonly corrupt official act of the Swiss government is an outrage against the very concept of American parliamentary rule.
I demand the Swiss embassy be closed and all trade terminated with those f*ckers.
I demand the Swiss embassy be closed and all trade terminated with those f*ckers.
Don't be a henchman. It never ends well for the henchmen...
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
@mediaite.com #GA14
www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Don't be a henchman. It never ends well for the henchmen...
Don't threaten me with a good time!
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Reposted by Adam Corolla
Not a big Schumer fan but I generally agree with all of this. Why the shutdown outcome was generally unavoidably bad: #shutdown #trump
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/o...
Opinion | Chuck Schumer Is a Convenient Punching Bag, but He’s Not the Real Problem
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Not a big Schumer fan but I generally agree with all of this. Why the shutdown outcome was generally unavoidably bad: #shutdown #trump
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/o...