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Sneepy and confused
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Time for my annual reminder that Valentines Day is literally a corporate holiday that was created in the 19th century to create a market to sell more cards and lace.

Feeling bad for being alone and that celebrating love requires spending money are both features, not bugs.
If you're on your own for Valentine's, don't be afraid or ashamed to treat yourself.

And don't let anyone shame you for it, either. You tell them I said they are cordially invited to go fuck themselves with a slap-chop.
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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one day, my coworker called me at 10AM asking if i could pick him up from the hospital after a kidney stone and i was like “lmao oh boy you really don’t have anyone else to call do you” and that was also the day my odometer rolled over to BOOBS KM so anyway this is our 10th valentine’s day together
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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*still coughing up blood* save me my lovebirds Save Me

#ghouldraws #ocsky #wildweast #doodle #oc
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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retweet if single
February 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Nah. Can't trust them. They weren't up front about it before, and when they partner with someone worse they won't be up front about it again.

Reolink cameras and a Home Assistant server, that's all you need.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Innocent.
here is a dog who stole half my dinner roll and destroyed a whole box of tissues
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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One more time:

If you need security cameras, Reolink combined with Home Assistant are you best bet.

They don't require an internet connection and using them via Home Assistant means you control who sees what as it's your own server and not an open connection to everyone online.
Ring is a wildly dangerous company. Always has been. But it has sort of flown under the radar the last couple years as it tried to soften its image. Make no mistake that this is an extremely dangerous surveillance dragnet:

www.404media.co/with-ring-am...
With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet
Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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It's almost Valentine's Day, so please remember when ordering flowers that lilies are highly, HIGHLY toxic to cats. Even the pollen all by itself is dangerous. Order appropriately.
Kittens And Lilies | Pet Poison Helpline®
Kittens and lilies are a poisoning mix! Make sure you keep lilies away from your kitties to prevent potential poisonings.
www.petpoisonhelpline.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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TORONTO x LIVING TOMBSTONE
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Innocent.
I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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kreideprinz
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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A funny-looking friend
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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tem decorate cake
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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i don’t need a gf i need burger
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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There's a reason nobody writes songs like "Fuck the Fire Department."
ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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im turning firestarter (derogatory) into firestarter (affectionate)

#pf2e #dndoc #dndart #ghouldraws #ocsky
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Petting the skittish outdoor cat on a cold day and suddenly there's a static spark and it shocks the cat and he runs away in a panic
a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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We could forcibly divest less than 500 people of the majority of their wealth and improve the entire world while still leaving those people more money than they could spend in a single lifetime.
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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I use Home Assistant to schedule our outdoor lights by sunrise/sunset and all it does it use a basic script to check the National Weather Service and it's free
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Man. Bittersweet feels on this one.
January 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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BACK AT IT AGAIN with a finished #commission for @knifetengale.bsky.social!! THANK U SO MUCH ♥♥
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM