Kevin comes once a year, ho ho ho
@kjvincent1979.bsky.social
Gay, IT and sci-fi geek
Norwich
Norwich
Looked forward to today foe once
Now back in bed, headache and fed up
Now back in bed, headache and fed up
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Looked forward to today foe once
Now back in bed, headache and fed up
Now back in bed, headache and fed up
#bbcnews #blackfriday is a marketing tool. Yes. Prices were often higher before and so advertising as a cut price deal is misleading to the point of a lie
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
#bbcnews #blackfriday is a marketing tool. Yes. Prices were often higher before and so advertising as a cut price deal is misleading to the point of a lie
Looks like the people in McDonald's are going for their 5 burgers a day
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Looks like the people in McDonald's are going for their 5 burgers a day
Turned on the tv, and it's a dora the explorer movie
The first reference is a poor girl needing a poo. She has now had to run after pulling her trousers up without wiping her arse
The first reference is a poor girl needing a poo. She has now had to run after pulling her trousers up without wiping her arse
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Turned on the tv, and it's a dora the explorer movie
The first reference is a poor girl needing a poo. She has now had to run after pulling her trousers up without wiping her arse
The first reference is a poor girl needing a poo. She has now had to run after pulling her trousers up without wiping her arse
At least they were not having sexy time
Mum missed me when I left for uni. I sneaked home as a surprise, and jumped out at her and Dad for a laugh. But this was Northern Ireland in 1993, I was dressed in goth black, and Dad was police. The poor guy thought the IRA had come to kill him. Still feel awful about it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
At least they were not having sexy time
We are off to see the jizzer
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We are off to see the jizzer
Turn this off in Gmail general settings
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Turn this off in Gmail general settings
Dear Fairy liquid
Bubbles do not wash dishes. They are from a foaming agent, like in shampoo, to make us think it is doing something. Industrial cleaners have less, as it coats things
I've also had soft hands from doing dishes, only grease and wrinkles
Bubbles do not wash dishes. They are from a foaming agent, like in shampoo, to make us think it is doing something. Industrial cleaners have less, as it coats things
I've also had soft hands from doing dishes, only grease and wrinkles
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Dear Fairy liquid
Bubbles do not wash dishes. They are from a foaming agent, like in shampoo, to make us think it is doing something. Industrial cleaners have less, as it coats things
I've also had soft hands from doing dishes, only grease and wrinkles
Bubbles do not wash dishes. They are from a foaming agent, like in shampoo, to make us think it is doing something. Industrial cleaners have less, as it coats things
I've also had soft hands from doing dishes, only grease and wrinkles
A place in the sun, with a 3 pin socket that has scorch marks on 2 pins. UK style socket, in line with light socket, so have they just plugged that into the light mains?
Surely you'd tidy up the shit in the rooms and replace socket before TV show?
Surely you'd tidy up the shit in the rooms and replace socket before TV show?
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A place in the sun, with a 3 pin socket that has scorch marks on 2 pins. UK style socket, in line with light socket, so have they just plugged that into the light mains?
Surely you'd tidy up the shit in the rooms and replace socket before TV show?
Surely you'd tidy up the shit in the rooms and replace socket before TV show?
Oh a therapist who will help you to find your better self
#betterhelp
I'd just want to not feel like killing myself. My better self can get to fuck
#betterhelp
I'd just want to not feel like killing myself. My better self can get to fuck
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh a therapist who will help you to find your better self
#betterhelp
I'd just want to not feel like killing myself. My better self can get to fuck
#betterhelp
I'd just want to not feel like killing myself. My better self can get to fuck
Stupid online rules for surgery enquiries
They have to be accessible during certain hours. So ours stops you logging a query outside those hours. Query could sit there till ne t day but u can't even make one
A case of if they turn off coms, no message, no issue
They have to be accessible during certain hours. So ours stops you logging a query outside those hours. Query could sit there till ne t day but u can't even make one
A case of if they turn off coms, no message, no issue
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Stupid online rules for surgery enquiries
They have to be accessible during certain hours. So ours stops you logging a query outside those hours. Query could sit there till ne t day but u can't even make one
A case of if they turn off coms, no message, no issue
They have to be accessible during certain hours. So ours stops you logging a query outside those hours. Query could sit there till ne t day but u can't even make one
A case of if they turn off coms, no message, no issue
Thought we had gotten a second post
No, some twits putting a reform leaflet through the door
No, some twits putting a reform leaflet through the door
a man wearing sunglasses says " leeet 's get stupid " on the screen
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses says " leeet 's get stupid " on the screen
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Thought we had gotten a second post
No, some twits putting a reform leaflet through the door
No, some twits putting a reform leaflet through the door
I've just taken a shit whilst doing my asda shopping
Fortunately, it's an online shop today
Fortunately, it's an online shop today
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I've just taken a shit whilst doing my asda shopping
Fortunately, it's an online shop today
Fortunately, it's an online shop today
1 3/4 hours to work this morning. Usually takes 50 but roadworks and broken down bus on a47
Drive home was horrible in pissing rain and avoiding standing water in the dark
Now I'm home, I feel lurgy so lemsip and bed
Drive home was horrible in pissing rain and avoiding standing water in the dark
Now I'm home, I feel lurgy so lemsip and bed
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
1 3/4 hours to work this morning. Usually takes 50 but roadworks and broken down bus on a47
Drive home was horrible in pissing rain and avoiding standing water in the dark
Now I'm home, I feel lurgy so lemsip and bed
Drive home was horrible in pissing rain and avoiding standing water in the dark
Now I'm home, I feel lurgy so lemsip and bed
#startrekstrangenewworlds I'm going in
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
#startrekstrangenewworlds I'm going in
If you think this is bad, try morrisons "cup of tea" aka me dunking a teabag in a mug of limescaley water for a couple of quid
Marks and Spencer criticised for selling two slices of bread for £4.50 | Money blog
Marks and Spencer is selling two slices of bread, specifically its Spanish Pan de Cristal product, for up to £4.50. Money reporter Jess Sharp brings you this and the rest of today's consumer and perso...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If you think this is bad, try morrisons "cup of tea" aka me dunking a teabag in a mug of limescaley water for a couple of quid
Tonight Matthew, I'll be getting my head read. #ct
a bald man wearing glasses and a suit waves his hand
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a suit waves his hand
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November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Tonight Matthew, I'll be getting my head read. #ct
What a waste of time and money
If you don't like kids being told the truth about santa, don't lie to them. They'll find out eventually. Same with the mystic sky fairy
By all means have Christmas as an enjoyable and exciting time but this is a pathetic investigation
If you don't like kids being told the truth about santa, don't lie to them. They'll find out eventually. Same with the mystic sky fairy
By all means have Christmas as an enjoyable and exciting time but this is a pathetic investigation
Investigation into complaints primary school teacher 'told pupils Santa isn't real' concludes
Aberdeen City Council said "families can be assured" that learnings have been shared with Greenbrae School staff to "help navigate sensitive discussions".
news.sky.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What a waste of time and money
If you don't like kids being told the truth about santa, don't lie to them. They'll find out eventually. Same with the mystic sky fairy
By all means have Christmas as an enjoyable and exciting time but this is a pathetic investigation
If you don't like kids being told the truth about santa, don't lie to them. They'll find out eventually. Same with the mystic sky fairy
By all means have Christmas as an enjoyable and exciting time but this is a pathetic investigation
Awful #skynews reporting
It is not illegal to splash a pedestrian. You can't get prosecuted for an offence that isn't on the statute books
As noted, you can get done on due care, but the way the picture is presented and article written is total rubbish
You can't get done for eating at wheel
It is not illegal to splash a pedestrian. You can't get prosecuted for an offence that isn't on the statute books
As noted, you can get done on due care, but the way the picture is presented and article written is total rubbish
You can't get done for eating at wheel
Four surprising car offences that could cost you thousands | Money blog
As the autumn rain and darker evenings set in, there are some common driving habits you'll want to avoid or risk thousands in fines. Read this and stick with us as Money feature writer Brad Young brin...
news.sky.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Awful #skynews reporting
It is not illegal to splash a pedestrian. You can't get prosecuted for an offence that isn't on the statute books
As noted, you can get done on due care, but the way the picture is presented and article written is total rubbish
You can't get done for eating at wheel
It is not illegal to splash a pedestrian. You can't get prosecuted for an offence that isn't on the statute books
As noted, you can get done on due care, but the way the picture is presented and article written is total rubbish
You can't get done for eating at wheel
Reposted by Kevin comes once a year, ho ho ho
Sleeping beauty probably had a yeast infection laying in bed for years, she didn’t get up once to wash her pussy!
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sleeping beauty probably had a yeast infection laying in bed for years, she didn’t get up once to wash her pussy!
Reposted by Kevin comes once a year, ho ho ho
Fireworks have now been a daily occurrence for the last fortnight and our 1 year old puppy is really suffering (we're not doing much better). Please sign petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... .
Petition: Limit the sale of fireworks to those running local council approved events only
Ban the sale of fireworks to the general public to minimise the harm caused to vulnerable people and animals. Defenceless animals can die from the distress caused by fireworks.
I believe that permitt...
petition.parliament.uk
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fireworks have now been a daily occurrence for the last fortnight and our 1 year old puppy is really suffering (we're not doing much better). Please sign petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... .
The wicked wonderful night is just
a cartoon of a pitcher and a cup of sugar on a table with the words `` sweet '' written on it .
ALT: a cartoon of a pitcher and a cup of sugar on a table with the words `` sweet '' written on it .
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November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The wicked wonderful night is just
Why does strictly perpetuate the lie that results is on a Sunday and not pre recorded on sat?
If it were on a sun, strictly spoiler would not be 100% accurate
If it were on a sun, strictly spoiler would not be 100% accurate
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why does strictly perpetuate the lie that results is on a Sunday and not pre recorded on sat?
If it were on a sun, strictly spoiler would not be 100% accurate
If it were on a sun, strictly spoiler would not be 100% accurate