Another murder case solved. Well.. I didn't find the real killer. I blamed a random person. But it's in the solved pile nonetheless.
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Another murder case solved. Well.. I didn't find the real killer. I blamed a random person. But it's in the solved pile nonetheless.
Activia yogurt secured. WOW! Thank you Jamie Lee Curtis
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Activia yogurt secured. WOW! Thank you Jamie Lee Curtis
I am conducting a research project about the psychology behind cat owners and their special ability to bring up their cat in everyday conversations such as war and famine
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I am conducting a research project about the psychology behind cat owners and their special ability to bring up their cat in everyday conversations such as war and famine
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
Society has such unrealistic beauty standards for women.. Luckily I don’t have to conform to any of them because I am naturally beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Society has such unrealistic beauty standards for women.. Luckily I don’t have to conform to any of them because I am naturally beautiful
My new daughter Psoriasis Harvard-Lynn, arrived yesterday..a true unconventional beauty.
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My new daughter Psoriasis Harvard-Lynn, arrived yesterday..a true unconventional beauty.
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
My dear. How are you doing ? This is Bethenny (newly qualified receptionist) from the FBI... I know this will be a pleasant surprise to you because you were not expecting it. I have been instructed to release $2,500,000 to you as compensation for your assistance in the past. Call me back..
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My dear. How are you doing ? This is Bethenny (newly qualified receptionist) from the FBI... I know this will be a pleasant surprise to you because you were not expecting it. I have been instructed to release $2,500,000 to you as compensation for your assistance in the past. Call me back..
“The customer is always right” has never really been true if you really think about it.. they are never right.. unless I am the customer in question, of course.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
“The customer is always right” has never really been true if you really think about it.. they are never right.. unless I am the customer in question, of course.
Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)
Hello Ms. Hiring manager..I am thrilled to apply for your PhD program. Ever since becoming a Harvard research scientist at age 9, all while acting, modeling, singing, dancing, professional DJing, and working as a celebrity chef, each experience has helped shape the woman I am today for this role
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hello Ms. Hiring manager..I am thrilled to apply for your PhD program. Ever since becoming a Harvard research scientist at age 9, all while acting, modeling, singing, dancing, professional DJing, and working as a celebrity chef, each experience has helped shape the woman I am today for this role
I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.
In my clinic, we maintain a long-standing tradition where we select a patient at random to beat the shit out of. This initiative has proven invaluable for staff motivation, morale, and workplace productivity .
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In my clinic, we maintain a long-standing tradition where we select a patient at random to beat the shit out of. This initiative has proven invaluable for staff motivation, morale, and workplace productivity .
Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan
Actually - I can still live my life to the fullest without feeling the need to go camping up a mountain.
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Actually - I can still live my life to the fullest without feeling the need to go camping up a mountain.
Darling…a 55-year-old diabetic diva sashays in with visual distortion & a big old dip in vision in one eye.. fluorescein angiography is spilling the tea with leakage from the neovascularization. What’s the tea on her diagnosis?
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Darling…a 55-year-old diabetic diva sashays in with visual distortion & a big old dip in vision in one eye.. fluorescein angiography is spilling the tea with leakage from the neovascularization. What’s the tea on her diagnosis?
Sleeping beauty probably had a yeast infection laying in bed for years, she didn’t get up once to wash her pussy!
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sleeping beauty probably had a yeast infection laying in bed for years, she didn’t get up once to wash her pussy!
SpongeBob = neurodivergent, asexual, apolitical, sociophillic, queer platonic, mentally ill, spectrum 2 persona, queer, obsessive compulsive, histrionic persona, subjugation schema, pathological sociofunctionality.
If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.
If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
SpongeBob = neurodivergent, asexual, apolitical, sociophillic, queer platonic, mentally ill, spectrum 2 persona, queer, obsessive compulsive, histrionic persona, subjugation schema, pathological sociofunctionality.
If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.
If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.
I just know Mona Lisa had a tight pussy
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I just know Mona Lisa had a tight pussy
I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain
October 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain
Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday.
I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday.
I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
Fingering myself
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Fingering myself
Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse?
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse?
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
A beautiful day outside, sun shining, sky is blue, and suddenly it just dawned on me: this whole
time Queen Elizabeth had a pussy… omg
time Queen Elizabeth had a pussy… omg
May 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A beautiful day outside, sun shining, sky is blue, and suddenly it just dawned on me: this whole
time Queen Elizabeth had a pussy… omg
time Queen Elizabeth had a pussy… omg
is listening to Who’s That Chick by Rihanna and David Guetta.. Headphones on, world off.
February 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
is listening to Who’s That Chick by Rihanna and David Guetta.. Headphones on, world off.
I really wish I had some metropolitan ice cream right now .. oh fuck 🫦
February 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I really wish I had some metropolitan ice cream right now .. oh fuck 🫦