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Kevin comes once a year, ho ho ho
@kjvincent1979.bsky.social
Gay, IT and sci-fi geek

Norwich
I try and do mine weekly, or I get massively behind. It's a pain logging into multiple portals to get all of the receipts as well
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Oh that briggs thingy shite

Just drop the colleague on the floor when they fall back towards you. Sorry, covid love
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Will you be doing trust exercises and talking to other colleagues about yourself?
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
No but kirstie will wallop you with an ipad
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You ought to see what he will do if you forget to use your loyalty card?
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is that a rail replacement service bus?
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
100% uptime on that dick
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I thought that'd be inserted and expanded
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Risk of me selecting all and deleting?
a close up of a person pressing the delete key on a keyboard .
ALT: a close up of a person pressing the delete key on a keyboard .
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November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
5 a day
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's like robin hood: men in tights
a man in a robin hood hat is holding a gun and says `` call a locksmith ! ''
ALT: a man in a robin hood hat is holding a gun and says `` call a locksmith ! ''
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November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think our cats would attack Paul
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Cages do that for gays too
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Did you clean before Paul came round?
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
They don't have one. A joke is supposed to be funny. One sided banter is only fun for the twits who have no self awareness

I supposed wolf whistling girls who pass on the street would be banter in their eyes. Oh not meant to demean or scare you. It's bants
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It can be banter for one person but not the other. That is no excuse, no apology just oh well it was a joke

Banter is something both sides play along with, not names. I've had banter shouted at me by passing cars
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
They've been stacked with the base lining up with the top so look odd due to the base and top being on an angle
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We tried walking ours when getting them to go outside. They didn't like the lead. Had to turn back on a walk when previous cat kept following us
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I didn't reset one the other day as person asked via email, no phone number on signature to validate against our records so waited till manager replied on the closed ticket
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I've had a few like that. One they couldn't get blood out, did another and then the first one started spurting on the floor. My anticoagulants cause massive bruising
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
My veins are crap now and I get bruises so easily
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
A card from my brother. I quite like it!
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM