Kevin thr carrot
@kjvincent1979.bsky.social
Gay, IT and sci-fi geek
Norwich
Norwich
Fock me, #policeinterceptors aeize a car with the reason of flared sharp wheel arches and that someone might hurt themselves
If you are blind enough to rub yourself up against a wheel arch you deserve it
It would be dangerous in a crash and the load was stuck out of the back but that is daft
If you are blind enough to rub yourself up against a wheel arch you deserve it
It would be dangerous in a crash and the load was stuck out of the back but that is daft
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fock me, #policeinterceptors aeize a car with the reason of flared sharp wheel arches and that someone might hurt themselves
If you are blind enough to rub yourself up against a wheel arch you deserve it
It would be dangerous in a crash and the load was stuck out of the back but that is daft
If you are blind enough to rub yourself up against a wheel arch you deserve it
It would be dangerous in a crash and the load was stuck out of the back but that is daft
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Been out volunteering at a market and it was bloody cold and drizzling. So glad I'm home in the warm
Nice to chat to a few people and they were very generous
Nice to chat to a few people and they were very generous
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December 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Been out volunteering at a market and it was bloody cold and drizzling. So glad I'm home in the warm
Nice to chat to a few people and they were very generous
Nice to chat to a few people and they were very generous
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Who wants a toilet camera to examine your poo? Oh it's not end to end encrypted and make sure you don't dangle anything else infront
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
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December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Who wants a toilet camera to examine your poo? Oh it's not end to end encrypted and make sure you don't dangle anything else infront
Taking dishes out of a dishwasher and not checking they are clean is like wiping your arse and not checking nothing remains
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Taking dishes out of a dishwasher and not checking they are clean is like wiping your arse and not checking nothing remains
I've had to detinsel the tree as one of the cats has been nibbling
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I've had to detinsel the tree as one of the cats has been nibbling
Judith Barsi - Wikipedia. Young girl in Jaws the revenge, killed with her mother by her alcoholic father at age 10, year after Jaws was filmed
Judith Barsi - Wikipedia
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December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Judith Barsi - Wikipedia. Young girl in Jaws the revenge, killed with her mother by her alcoholic father at age 10, year after Jaws was filmed
Ooh Robin hood, men in tights
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ooh Robin hood, men in tights
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky party:
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky party:
@unclebeard1978.bsky.social happy birthday
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
@unclebeard1978.bsky.social happy birthday
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This one is a personal favourite of mine
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This one is a personal favourite of mine
Watching a Christmas movie #earthstorm
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Watching a Christmas movie #earthstorm
Well I can confirm a cat's paw and balls do not go well together
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Well I can confirm a cat's paw and balls do not go well together
Oh dear. Grey Porsche on side of road in Norwich. It's bumper was folded in two and the guy on the phone looked a bit upset
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Oh dear. Grey Porsche on side of road in Norwich. It's bumper was folded in two and the guy on the phone looked a bit upset
The one ring, will in the darkness, bind them
The best sex of my life was with a guy who looked like a hobbit. Short, stacked and fucked like a train. Not been able to watch Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit since without blushing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The one ring, will in the darkness, bind them
Come on Alan Titchmarsh, we know you want to mention pamphras grass means people are swingers
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Come on Alan Titchmarsh, we know you want to mention pamphras grass means people are swingers
#gpsbehindcloseddoors someone has a hernia. Zoomed in on his groin and I thought it was his winky bulge not his hernia
a man is eating crawfish and corn on the cob from a styrofoam container .
ALT: a man is eating crawfish and corn on the cob from a styrofoam container .
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November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
#gpsbehindcloseddoors someone has a hernia. Zoomed in on his groin and I thought it was his winky bulge not his hernia
If a neighbour put up tons of Christmas lights and got loads of visitors invading, I may not be particularly charitable
a man is standing in front of a christmas tree with a sign that says ' ma ' on it
ALT: a man is standing in front of a christmas tree with a sign that says ' ma ' on it
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November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If a neighbour put up tons of Christmas lights and got loads of visitors invading, I may not be particularly charitable
If you buy Libre sensors off Amazon, be wary of suppliers
One we've used a lot was evasive back and forth when we wanted to fill in a VAT exemption form over last few months. They did send one but never responded after returning it
Now the price is ex VAT but £30+ than ex VAT is on manufacturer
One we've used a lot was evasive back and forth when we wanted to fill in a VAT exemption form over last few months. They did send one but never responded after returning it
Now the price is ex VAT but £30+ than ex VAT is on manufacturer
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
If you buy Libre sensors off Amazon, be wary of suppliers
One we've used a lot was evasive back and forth when we wanted to fill in a VAT exemption form over last few months. They did send one but never responded after returning it
Now the price is ex VAT but £30+ than ex VAT is on manufacturer
One we've used a lot was evasive back and forth when we wanted to fill in a VAT exemption form over last few months. They did send one but never responded after returning it
Now the price is ex VAT but £30+ than ex VAT is on manufacturer
#motorwaycops overtaking on the wrong side of the road. Yes, that's the way you should do it. Otherwise it is called ramming
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#motorwaycops overtaking on the wrong side of the road. Yes, that's the way you should do it. Otherwise it is called ramming
Rachel Reeves, standing there holding the dispatch box and smiling like a Cheshire cat shows how much mps just don't give a shit. It's all about their careers
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Rachel Reeves, standing there holding the dispatch box and smiling like a Cheshire cat shows how much mps just don't give a shit. It's all about their careers
#motorwaycops and granddad picking up stranded family. Don't think motorway cops saw the car that nearly rearended the grandads car as it pulled in
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
#motorwaycops and granddad picking up stranded family. Don't think motorway cops saw the car that nearly rearended the grandads car as it pulled in