KitKat, X-Mas Procrastinator
@kitkatgoturback.bsky.social
Kat
Coffee addict, Victorian prose horny-text ghostwriter, Pixar mom ass-haver.
Coffee addict, Victorian prose horny-text ghostwriter, Pixar mom ass-haver.
As if I was not already in, she has gotten support from both of my favorite DMs, Matt Mercer and Brennan Lee Mulligan!
Go Kat!
Go Kat!
January 31, 2026 at 9:08 PM
As if I was not already in, she has gotten support from both of my favorite DMs, Matt Mercer and Brennan Lee Mulligan!
Go Kat!
Go Kat!
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BOSTON WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD PAMELA
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 2:48 AM
BOSTON WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD PAMELA
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water temple
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
water temple
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.
“Sestra!”
“Sestra!”
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.
“Sestra!”
“Sestra!”
Cat displaying my mood fr
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Cat displaying my mood fr
Legit none of my partners would be able to focus on me in this situation.
I date nerds is what I am saying.
I date nerds is what I am saying.
January 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Legit none of my partners would be able to focus on me in this situation.
I date nerds is what I am saying.
I date nerds is what I am saying.
I just learned (kind of accidentally) that NOVELISTS now has a female vocalist and I am super into it. The last thing I listened to from them was from 10 years ago, but their stuff from Souvenirs is on frequent rotation in my music. They just released an album and it will be my soundtrack today.
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I just learned (kind of accidentally) that NOVELISTS now has a female vocalist and I am super into it. The last thing I listened to from them was from 10 years ago, but their stuff from Souvenirs is on frequent rotation in my music. They just released an album and it will be my soundtrack today.
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“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
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this is worth reading. a longtime NYT insider confirms that the paper's abrupt turn into seething anti-trans bigotry came directly from the top: AG Sulzberg and his 2 deputies, Joe Kahn and Carolyn Ryan transnews.network/p/a-directiv...
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
this is worth reading. a longtime NYT insider confirms that the paper's abrupt turn into seething anti-trans bigotry came directly from the top: AG Sulzberg and his 2 deputies, Joe Kahn and Carolyn Ryan transnews.network/p/a-directiv...
I had the thought to change my name on here, but honestly the longer I leave it the funnier it gets.
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I had the thought to change my name on here, but honestly the longer I leave it the funnier it gets.
Me, getting caught by the code scan in the severance elevator because my underwear say “sexy beast” on them:
“I want my Inny to feel good about herself today. Is that a fucking crime?”
“I want my Inny to feel good about herself today. Is that a fucking crime?”
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Me, getting caught by the code scan in the severance elevator because my underwear say “sexy beast” on them:
“I want my Inny to feel good about herself today. Is that a fucking crime?”
“I want my Inny to feel good about herself today. Is that a fucking crime?”
The other people waiting in this Jiffy Lube for their cars to be inspected don’t know I am wearing kitty paw print socks with ears under my boots.
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The other people waiting in this Jiffy Lube for their cars to be inspected don’t know I am wearing kitty paw print socks with ears under my boots.
Tapping into Limewire on my new chrome to get the Epstein drops - the e-herpes was worth it, choom. My input will understand.
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Tapping into Limewire on my new chrome to get the Epstein drops - the e-herpes was worth it, choom. My input will understand.
Me waiting for any Dems to actually do anything to counter this insane narrative against trans people:
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Me waiting for any Dems to actually do anything to counter this insane narrative against trans people:
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Pediatric phalloplasty is something that takes place when there is severe genital injury or a congenital condition. I have not been able to find a single report of phalloplasty performed on a transgender minor.
This is grotesque fear-mongering.
This is grotesque fear-mongering.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Pediatric phalloplasty is something that takes place when there is severe genital injury or a congenital condition. I have not been able to find a single report of phalloplasty performed on a transgender minor.
This is grotesque fear-mongering.
This is grotesque fear-mongering.
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
Ten years. Wild.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ten years. Wild.
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BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Who else is having a rough day? It seems to be going around.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Who else is having a rough day? It seems to be going around.
Black Gigi is pretty baller as a GI Joe name ngl.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Black Gigi is pretty baller as a GI Joe name ngl.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
For the few who could be above me
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
For the few who could be above me
Women DoorDash or drive through that shit instead of coming in because we have a modicum of shame
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Women DoorDash or drive through that shit instead of coming in because we have a modicum of shame