Tyler the Donut King
@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social
Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
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Can’t help but notice a bump in followers since Elon’s latest fuck-up and to y’all . . . welcome aboard. Beer’s in the cooler over there. Help yourself. Don’t be an asshole. Love ya.
Chris, Philip and I all were born the same year — I say it (and other similar things) a lot, but it’s striking coming to grips with how fucking old I am now.
Why the hell is Seattle playing so soft in coverage? This is embarrassing.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Chris, Philip and I all were born the same year — I say it (and other similar things) a lot, but it’s striking coming to grips with how fucking old I am now.
Michael Bandy? LOL.
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Michael Bandy? LOL.
go bonco beet dumb cheese people
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
go bonco beet dumb cheese people
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Always fun to break out a classic @bubbaprog.xyz
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Always fun to break out a classic @bubbaprog.xyz
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Happy Kansas City Chiefs Postseason Elimination Day to all who celebrate.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Happy Kansas City Chiefs Postseason Elimination Day to all who celebrate.
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I turn on the Tyne-Wear Derby and one of the first things I see is Dan Burn getting absolutely fucking housed in the chest.
Maybe I should turn this off.
#NUFC
Maybe I should turn this off.
#NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I turn on the Tyne-Wear Derby and one of the first things I see is Dan Burn getting absolutely fucking housed in the chest.
Maybe I should turn this off.
#NUFC
Maybe I should turn this off.
#NUFC
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It was interesting. It was a win over the Blackhawks. And for the Blues, that’s what matters.
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It was interesting. It was a win over the Blackhawks. And for the Blues, that’s what matters.
Schenn absolutely fucking trucked Bedard at the dot on that final play.
Gotta wonder if that was his response to the spat between Bedard and Broberg/Neighbours earlier — like “yeah, you’ll win the face off but you’re not scoring AND you’re gonna leave in pain”.
Gotta wonder if that was his response to the spat between Bedard and Broberg/Neighbours earlier — like “yeah, you’ll win the face off but you’re not scoring AND you’re gonna leave in pain”.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Schenn absolutely fucking trucked Bedard at the dot on that final play.
Gotta wonder if that was his response to the spat between Bedard and Broberg/Neighbours earlier — like “yeah, you’ll win the face off but you’re not scoring AND you’re gonna leave in pain”.
Gotta wonder if that was his response to the spat between Bedard and Broberg/Neighbours earlier — like “yeah, you’ll win the face off but you’re not scoring AND you’re gonna leave in pain”.
I’m cool with 4-on-4 with Bedard in the box.
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m cool with 4-on-4 with Bedard in the box.
LOL. Here come your Saint Louis Blues.
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
LOL. Here come your Saint Louis Blues.
Would rather Dylan Holloway did NOT do that on a regular basis. But he handled himself okay I guess.
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Would rather Dylan Holloway did NOT do that on a regular basis. But he handled himself okay I guess.
LOL.
Matt Luff?!?!
Matt Luff?!?!
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
LOL.
Matt Luff?!?!
Matt Luff?!?!
Oh so Logan Mailloux CAN shoot the puck. Duly noted.
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh so Logan Mailloux CAN shoot the puck. Duly noted.
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“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy
WASHINGTON--Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push, a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the stat...
theonion.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
Fucking hell fuck off.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fucking hell fuck off.
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Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
Jarry for Skinner (et. al. both ways) seems like a lateral “change of scenery” move for the Oilers and Penguins. Those tend to have mixed results, particularly for goaltenders. Let’s see what happens.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Jarry for Skinner (et. al. both ways) seems like a lateral “change of scenery” move for the Oilers and Penguins. Those tend to have mixed results, particularly for goaltenders. Let’s see what happens.
A straight-up “Burn The Game Film” kinda night for the Blues. With more coming tomorrow.
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A straight-up “Burn The Game Film” kinda night for the Blues. With more coming tomorrow.