Tyler the Donut King
@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social
Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
Well. At least the Wild(s) had to unload a shitload of talent to get him. So there’s that. I guess.
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Well. At least the Wild(s) had to unload a shitload of talent to get him. So there’s that. I guess.
Fucking hell fuck off.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fucking hell fuck off.
Meta suggesting a turd-polishing for me here.
* Campbell and Golesh are new hires to their programs. Campbell had some success at Iowa State. Golesh had success at lower levels. We’ll see what translates.
* Satterfield - 15-21 at Cincy.
* Candle - it’s Toledo. We’ll see what happens at UConn.
* Campbell and Golesh are new hires to their programs. Campbell had some success at Iowa State. Golesh had success at lower levels. We’ll see what translates.
* Satterfield - 15-21 at Cincy.
* Candle - it’s Toledo. We’ll see what happens at UConn.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Meta suggesting a turd-polishing for me here.
* Campbell and Golesh are new hires to their programs. Campbell had some success at Iowa State. Golesh had success at lower levels. We’ll see what translates.
* Satterfield - 15-21 at Cincy.
* Candle - it’s Toledo. We’ll see what happens at UConn.
* Campbell and Golesh are new hires to their programs. Campbell had some success at Iowa State. Golesh had success at lower levels. We’ll see what translates.
* Satterfield - 15-21 at Cincy.
* Candle - it’s Toledo. We’ll see what happens at UConn.
Hello, you sexy son of a bitch. #WeWentBlues
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hello, you sexy son of a bitch. #WeWentBlues
Kyrou just got this toy on Wednesday.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Kyrou just got this toy on Wednesday.
When McDonalds fucks up my son’s happy meal order:
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When McDonalds fucks up my son’s happy meal order:
Kyrou loves us so much.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Kyrou loves us so much.
As a Broncos fan, I feel like I owe it to Drew to say . . . you’re right to root for Sean Payton to fail. Good news for me is, it’s not happening right now despite the team’s best efforts (SEE: whatever the fuck those first 45 minutes against the Giants were in Week 7).
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
As a Broncos fan, I feel like I owe it to Drew to say . . . you’re right to root for Sean Payton to fail. Good news for me is, it’s not happening right now despite the team’s best efforts (SEE: whatever the fuck those first 45 minutes against the Giants were in Week 7).
It certainly does seem to be raining shit on the Saint Louis Blues right now.
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It certainly does seem to be raining shit on the Saint Louis Blues right now.
New addition to the family. Meet Kyrou!
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
New addition to the family. Meet Kyrou!
Hello, you sexy son of a bitch. #WeWentBlues
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hello, you sexy son of a bitch. #WeWentBlues
GTFOH, Hakeem.
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
GTFOH, Hakeem.
Honorable mention and along the same path.
September 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Honorable mention and along the same path.
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Yes, indeed, let’s. #NoAlarmsAndNoSurprises
September 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Yes, indeed, let’s. #NoAlarmsAndNoSurprises
Thanks for nothing as always, Threads.
September 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Thanks for nothing as always, Threads.
September footie in beautiful conditions. Go City! #AllForCITY
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
September footie in beautiful conditions. Go City! #AllForCITY
Yes this is bad.
But I think most of us (sane ones anyway) can agree this is 20 gazillion times better than the shit Donald Sterling was doing.
But I think most of us (sane ones anyway) can agree this is 20 gazillion times better than the shit Donald Sterling was doing.
September 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Yes this is bad.
But I think most of us (sane ones anyway) can agree this is 20 gazillion times better than the shit Donald Sterling was doing.
But I think most of us (sane ones anyway) can agree this is 20 gazillion times better than the shit Donald Sterling was doing.
August 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
