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Tyler the Donut King

@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social

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Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · Oct 18

Can’t help but notice a bump in followers since Elon’s latest fuck-up and to y’all . . . welcome aboard. Beer’s in the cooler over there. Help yourself. Don’t be an asshole. Love ya.

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 8h

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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 10h

TONIGHT! Tune in for the thrilling Finale of Cloudward, Ho! ON HIGH WE GO!!!

Dimension 20 @dimension20.bsky.social · 17h

🔔 TONIGHT! 🔔

☁️ THE FINALE of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT!

⚙️ Starring Brennan Lee Mulligan, Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, and Lou Wilson

#Dimension20

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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 15h

Fernando Viña
2B
Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2004
MIL - DET - SEA - STL - NYM

Fernando Viña at baseball-reference.com

Career stats of Fernando Viña

baseball-reference.com

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 21h

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

Timeout didn’t work, I guess.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

In the pantheon of overtime penalties, whatever the fuck that hooking call on Buchnevich was was . . . relatively weak.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

The Blues probably didn’t play well enough to deserve a point. But they got it. And now I want them to get a second because why the fuck not.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

“. . . Corey Perry, his knob snapped right in half . . .” #HockeyWithoutContext #HockeyAfterDark

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

JUMP, TOWEL BOY, JUMP.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

F-bomb on the power play. Yay Blues.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

Refreshing to see Tyler Tucker not getting completely fucking caved in a fight.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

John Kelly shouldn’t be calling games for the Kings. He should be calling games for the Blues.

I’m still mad about this.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 1d

Great news for people who have always wanted to be victimized in an especially oafish bit of GoFundMe fraud but never got the chance because they didn't live in the tri-state area. Help is on the way!