Tyler the Donut King
@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social
Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
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Can’t help but notice a bump in followers since Elon’s latest fuck-up and to y’all . . . welcome aboard. Beer’s in the cooler over there. Help yourself. Don’t be an asshole. Love ya.
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It was interesting. It was a win over the Blackhawks. And for the Blues, that’s what matters.
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It was interesting. It was a win over the Blackhawks. And for the Blues, that’s what matters.
Schenn absolutely fucking trucked Bedard at the dot on that final play.
Gotta wonder if that was his response to the spat between Bedard and Broberg/Neighbours earlier — like “yeah, you’ll win the face off but you’re not scoring AND you’re gonna leave in pain”.
Gotta wonder if that was his response to the spat between Bedard and Broberg/Neighbours earlier — like “yeah, you’ll win the face off but you’re not scoring AND you’re gonna leave in pain”.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Schenn absolutely fucking trucked Bedard at the dot on that final play.
Gotta wonder if that was his response to the spat between Bedard and Broberg/Neighbours earlier — like “yeah, you’ll win the face off but you’re not scoring AND you’re gonna leave in pain”.
Gotta wonder if that was his response to the spat between Bedard and Broberg/Neighbours earlier — like “yeah, you’ll win the face off but you’re not scoring AND you’re gonna leave in pain”.
I’m cool with 4-on-4 with Bedard in the box.
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m cool with 4-on-4 with Bedard in the box.
LOL. Here come your Saint Louis Blues.
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
LOL. Here come your Saint Louis Blues.
Would rather Dylan Holloway did NOT do that on a regular basis. But he handled himself okay I guess.
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Would rather Dylan Holloway did NOT do that on a regular basis. But he handled himself okay I guess.
LOL.
Matt Luff?!?!
Matt Luff?!?!
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
LOL.
Matt Luff?!?!
Matt Luff?!?!
Oh so Logan Mailloux CAN shoot the puck. Duly noted.
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh so Logan Mailloux CAN shoot the puck. Duly noted.
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“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy
WASHINGTON--Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push, a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the stat...
theonion.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
Fucking hell fuck off.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fucking hell fuck off.
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Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
Jarry for Skinner (et. al. both ways) seems like a lateral “change of scenery” move for the Oilers and Penguins. Those tend to have mixed results, particularly for goaltenders. Let’s see what happens.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Jarry for Skinner (et. al. both ways) seems like a lateral “change of scenery” move for the Oilers and Penguins. Those tend to have mixed results, particularly for goaltenders. Let’s see what happens.
A straight-up “Burn The Game Film” kinda night for the Blues. With more coming tomorrow.
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A straight-up “Burn The Game Film” kinda night for the Blues. With more coming tomorrow.
Tyler Tucker getting his ass kicked in a fight.
As is tradition.
As is tradition.
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Tyler Tucker getting his ass kicked in a fight.
As is tradition.
As is tradition.
I mean the Blues have literally climbed out of deeper deficits to win in the past.
Won’t expect much. But the Predators ARE awful.
Won’t expect much. But the Predators ARE awful.
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I mean the Blues have literally climbed out of deeper deficits to win in the past.
Won’t expect much. But the Predators ARE awful.
Won’t expect much. But the Predators ARE awful.
BIG MCLARGEHUGH
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
BIG MCLARGEHUGH
Kaskimaki definitely needs more time in the minors but it’s not like anyone else is available right now for the Blues.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Kaskimaki definitely needs more time in the minors but it’s not like anyone else is available right now for the Blues.
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Juan Encarnación
RF
Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2007
CIN - STL - FLA - DET - LAD
RF
Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2007
CIN - STL - FLA - DET - LAD
Juan Encarnación at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Juan Encarnación
baseball-reference.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Juan Encarnación
RF
Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2007
CIN - STL - FLA - DET - LAD
RF
Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2007
CIN - STL - FLA - DET - LAD
Sure appears the Blues do not intend to win 3 games in a row at any point of the 2025-26 season.
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sure appears the Blues do not intend to win 3 games in a row at any point of the 2025-26 season.
Me waiting for the Blues to win 3 in a row this season:
a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .
ALT: a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me waiting for the Blues to win 3 in a row this season: