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King Bowser
@kingbowser86.bsky.social
God-fearing hopeless romantic Texas boy doing his humanly best to balance enjoying life with fostering and showing kindness and patience to others. ✝️
Taken by @ryuash.bsky.social ❤️
Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows.

✨ But here's the kicker ✨
Sprinkle some Dark Muscovado sugar on top and watch the pan get inhaled.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.

Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just saying, putting this out there in the universe to get it out of my mind so I can focus on work:

💅 If I were a girl:
✨ I'd have a Kirby and Lisa Frank bedroom,
✨ Wear cute and basic Pokémon accessories from Hot topic, and,
✨ Would wear all kinds of Victoria's Secret in front of the mirror.
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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A few sneak peek frames from the latest Seinfeld animatic that I'll be releasing on December 23rd! (Festivus, that is!)
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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╋━━━━━━━
 Character Visual Revealed 🌪
   Milly Thompson
       ━━━━━━━╋

VA: #ChikaAyamori

🔸 Watch the special teaser here:
youtu.be/1pr_uEqKJ74

#TRIGUNSTARGAZE
#TRIGUN #トライガン
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.

Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
October 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Neggpal plushie is back up again 🥺
uwumarket.us/collections/...
September 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Let's go full dessert mode on Bluesky.

Best pie: Lv. 1 Chef's Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie
Best ice cream: Any well-made, authentic Superman
Best donut: Whiskey River from Hypnotic Donuts (RIP)
Best bar: Snickers
Best cake: Adam's PB Fudge Ripple, Cheesecake Factory
Best other: Croissant Cinnamon Roll
Let's go full dessert mode on Bluesky.

Best pie: French Apple (spec. from Superior Bakery, Fayetteville, NC)
Best ice cream: Choco cherry
Best donut: Maple glazed
Best bar: Not really a bar guy
Best cake: Carrot, Pistachio Nut (family recipe)
Best other: Golden Maple Oreo. Bring 'em back, Nabisco
Let's go full dessert mode on Bluesky.

Best pie: Apple crumble
Best ice cream: Cotton candy
Best donut: Apple fritter
Best bar: Cadbury Dairy Milk + Hazelnut
Best cake: Cheesecake (any flavour)
Best other: Pastel de natas (Portuguese custard tarts)
September 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'M EATING SO GOOD, TODAY
MY WAIFU
September 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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required reading
September 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'M BRUSHING UP ON MY STEVE STRATS AND COMBOS, I SWEAR
September 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm thinking Miku, Miku, oo ee oo 🎵
August 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Relic Hunter Shantae
August 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Increase a band:

Jamiroquaira
Increase a band:

SomeFX
Increase a band:

Jake
August 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
RET-2-GO, SIIVAGUNNER BANGER 🔥

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX71...
Bandit Town - Shantae TV (Unreleased)
YouTube video by SiIvaGunner
www.youtube.com
August 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Can't believe people don't get this; but the reason this payment processor shit has to be all or nothing is because once these freaks establish a line on what fiction is or isn't okay the line will only move further and further in. You have to fight against the line entirely.
August 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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New polling shows that 53% of Americans consider the price of groceries to be a major source of stress.

www.axios.com/2025/08/04/g...
Most U.S. adults stressed by grocery costs: poll
Just 14% said the price of groceries was not a source of stress.
www.axios.com
August 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"
August 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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sorry to get political, but if they wanted to protect kids, they would feed them. they would invest in their education. they would build more parks, more programs, and invest in their future.

if they wanted to protect kids, they would build a world meant for them.
August 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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It’s time for our own collective shout. Who are you calling?

Remember: Stress you’re a repeat caller on this issue and that you heard about this controversy on the news. With Visa, ask for a supervisor once you hit a dead end. Calls should always last longer than 30 seconds

yellat.money
July 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Burnout is clinically understood as a combo of 6 factors—work overload, lack of control, insufficient rewards, breakdown in community, absence of fairness, & value conflicts—and only a fraction of it is under your control. Burnout is a systemic problem, so be kind to yourself and hard on the system.
Hey gang I've had to learn recently that the whole "burning out" thing is real so if you find yourself being panicked every waking second that you're not working on something, despite those seconds being very rare, you should maybe listen to the signals and take an intentional break before you crash
July 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM