King Bowser
@kingbowser86.bsky.social
God-fearing hopeless romantic Texas boy doing his humanly best to balance enjoying life with fostering and showing kindness and patience to others. ✝️
Taken by @ryuash.bsky.social ❤️
Taken by @ryuash.bsky.social ❤️
MM8 / MvC Roll was my first crush.
She's just so...soft, fun-sized, sweet, her hairstyle has a hint of spice, her thighs are perfect, her MvC theme is romantic...
Roll was so good that she had to be replaced by:
ROSALINA
She's just so...soft, fun-sized, sweet, her hairstyle has a hint of spice, her thighs are perfect, her MvC theme is romantic...
Roll was so good that she had to be replaced by:
ROSALINA
a cartoon character in a light blue dress
ALT: a cartoon character in a light blue dress
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December 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
MM8 / MvC Roll was my first crush.
She's just so...soft, fun-sized, sweet, her hairstyle has a hint of spice, her thighs are perfect, her MvC theme is romantic...
Roll was so good that she had to be replaced by:
ROSALINA
She's just so...soft, fun-sized, sweet, her hairstyle has a hint of spice, her thighs are perfect, her MvC theme is romantic...
Roll was so good that she had to be replaced by:
ROSALINA
Vore! Is more than just a meal of you! ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Vore! Is more than just a meal of you! ❤️
To be fair, we should not have gotten to this point. Our parents' generation and before should have been way more plused about how society, at least America, has gone.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
To be fair, we should not have gotten to this point. Our parents' generation and before should have been way more plused about how society, at least America, has gone.
Narcissists and sociopaths have to fail at their performance first, or they'll just paint themselves as martyrs, and then we'll really be fucked.
a man with blue and white paint on his face is standing in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man with blue and white paint on his face is standing in front of a crowd .
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December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Narcissists and sociopaths have to fail at their performance first, or they'll just paint themselves as martyrs, and then we'll really be fucked.
Two in one to make it 69:
😏
😏
a pink and white hypnotic spiral with a black circle in the middle
ALT: a pink and white hypnotic spiral with a black circle in the middle
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November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Two in one to make it 69:
😏
😏
Oh, I'm not hypnotizing you, it's just a picture of pretty pink ribbons!
And they make you think of girly things!
Like perfume!
And the sweet smell of shampoo!
And warm water!
And your body feeling warm all over!
And relaxing!
And touching!
And cumming. 🫰
And they make you think of girly things!
Like perfume!
And the sweet smell of shampoo!
And warm water!
And your body feeling warm all over!
And relaxing!
And touching!
And cumming. 🫰
a pink swirl on a black background that looks like a hypnotic spiral .
ALT: a pink swirl on a black background that looks like a hypnotic spiral .
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November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oh, I'm not hypnotizing you, it's just a picture of pretty pink ribbons!
And they make you think of girly things!
Like perfume!
And the sweet smell of shampoo!
And warm water!
And your body feeling warm all over!
And relaxing!
And touching!
And cumming. 🫰
And they make you think of girly things!
Like perfume!
And the sweet smell of shampoo!
And warm water!
And your body feeling warm all over!
And relaxing!
And touching!
And cumming. 🫰
I don't know how hugging a spiked shell works, but I'd do it anyway, and hug her into me so tightly! ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don't know how hugging a spiked shell works, but I'd do it anyway, and hug her into me so tightly! ❤️
Looks like we're about to *squeeze out* a Sex Ed lesson on this field trip, too! 😊
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Looks like we're about to *squeeze out* a Sex Ed lesson on this field trip, too! 😊
Tell me about it! Seemed like everyone was out for blood this time around, what with all of the KO's I endured.
I want my hamster 🥺
I want my hamster 🥺
a picture of a hamster that says when you smell fries in the vicinity #kirbyairridersweep #get themfries
ALT: a picture of a hamster that says when you smell fries in the vicinity #kirbyairridersweep #get themfries
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November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Tell me about it! Seemed like everyone was out for blood this time around, what with all of the KO's I endured.
I want my hamster 🥺
I want my hamster 🥺
I love your OC, and I love you. ❤️🔥🍀
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I love your OC, and I love you. ❤️🔥🍀
Good girl.
Daddy's right here.
Daddy's right here.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Good girl.
Daddy's right here.
Daddy's right here.
Three times is the charm....
Two trances in
One day isn't enough...
🫰
Two trances in
One day isn't enough...
🫰
a pink and purple swirl with the word obey in the middle
ALT: a pink and purple swirl with the word obey in the middle
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November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Three times is the charm....
Two trances in
One day isn't enough...
🫰
Two trances in
One day isn't enough...
🫰
I'm so nervous based on the first movie's Peach... specifically the nose... 😨
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm so nervous based on the first movie's Peach... specifically the nose... 😨
Peace be with you 🕊️
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Peace be with you 🕊️
Quarter-Genies. Many, many, Quarter-Genies. 💜 ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Quarter-Genies. Many, many, Quarter-Genies. 💜 ❤️
Wall Market is chock-full of woke! They're saying this on purpose for some reason.
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Wall Market is chock-full of woke! They're saying this on purpose for some reason.
"Microsoft-owned LinkedIn"
Ahhhhh, no wonder I've always gotten The Ick from LinkedIn.
Ahhhhh, no wonder I've always gotten The Ick from LinkedIn.
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Microsoft-owned LinkedIn"
Ahhhhh, no wonder I've always gotten The Ick from LinkedIn.
Ahhhhh, no wonder I've always gotten The Ick from LinkedIn.
When Gloria (Pokémon) was made posh instead of Scottish, I died a little inside. 😭
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When Gloria (Pokémon) was made posh instead of Scottish, I died a little inside. 😭