Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
Ain't bought a damn thing on this, the most holy of capitalist holidays. Spent most of the day setting up the next project and playin' videogames!
...I probably shoulda bought some chicken soup-making stuff, though; this cough's getting pretty gnarly.
...I probably shoulda bought some chicken soup-making stuff, though; this cough's getting pretty gnarly.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ain't bought a damn thing on this, the most holy of capitalist holidays. Spent most of the day setting up the next project and playin' videogames!
...I probably shoulda bought some chicken soup-making stuff, though; this cough's getting pretty gnarly.
...I probably shoulda bought some chicken soup-making stuff, though; this cough's getting pretty gnarly.
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Hey folks, since it's Black Friday Day or whatever, I just thought I'd share that I've been experimenting with selling merchandise! The first (and only) piece of it for now is this sticker I'm selling on ko-fi and I've already sold most of my stock! Grab one if you'd like!
ko-fi.com/s/1f5b4b2da4
ko-fi.com/s/1f5b4b2da4
Morph Ball Vroom Vroom Sticker - psudonym's Ko-fi Shop
A silly little single die-cut sticker of a bounty hunter driving a morph ball. The stickers are approximately 3x3 inches diameter, vinyl, and waterpro...
ko-fi.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hey folks, since it's Black Friday Day or whatever, I just thought I'd share that I've been experimenting with selling merchandise! The first (and only) piece of it for now is this sticker I'm selling on ko-fi and I've already sold most of my stock! Grab one if you'd like!
ko-fi.com/s/1f5b4b2da4
ko-fi.com/s/1f5b4b2da4
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
- Prince
- NOFX
- Corrosion of Conformity
- The Protomen
- Kenny Rogers
(Last night's post wasn't to say I DON'T go to the occasional concert, but it's, uh, kind of a very rare thing)
- Prince
- NOFX
- Corrosion of Conformity
- The Protomen
- Kenny Rogers
(Last night's post wasn't to say I DON'T go to the occasional concert, but it's, uh, kind of a very rare thing)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Blur
Placebo
The Pierces
Abney Park
Foo Fighters
Blur
Placebo
The Pierces
Abney Park
Foo Fighters
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Police
The Cure
The Flaming Lips
They Might Be Giants
...and this was a tough one because I haven't been to many, lol, that's only four
The Police
The Cure
The Flaming Lips
They Might Be Giants
...and this was a tough one because I haven't been to many, lol, that's only four
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
- Prince
- NOFX
- Corrosion of Conformity
- The Protomen
- Kenny Rogers
(Last night's post wasn't to say I DON'T go to the occasional concert, but it's, uh, kind of a very rare thing)
- Prince
- NOFX
- Corrosion of Conformity
- The Protomen
- Kenny Rogers
(Last night's post wasn't to say I DON'T go to the occasional concert, but it's, uh, kind of a very rare thing)
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Well, @shaxbert.bsky.social convinced me to colour this ol' pic from 2015. Gotta love Princess Daisy in bondage!
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Well, @shaxbert.bsky.social convinced me to colour this ol' pic from 2015. Gotta love Princess Daisy in bondage!
Introduce yourself with five bands/artists you've seen multiple times:
- I don't really do concerts. Whoever played more than one of the PAXes I went to, I guess?
- I don't really do concerts. Whoever played more than one of the PAXes I went to, I guess?
Introduce yourself with five bands/artists you've seen multiple times:
R.E.M.
Man Or Astroman?
The Dead Milkmen
Elvis Costello
Shonen Knife
R.E.M.
Man Or Astroman?
The Dead Milkmen
Elvis Costello
Shonen Knife
Introduce yourself with five bands/artists you've seen multiple times:
Bryan Ferry
Bob Dylan
Echo & the Bunnymen
of Montreal
The Opal Foxx Quartet
Bryan Ferry
Bob Dylan
Echo & the Bunnymen
of Montreal
The Opal Foxx Quartet
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Introduce yourself with five bands/artists you've seen multiple times:
- I don't really do concerts. Whoever played more than one of the PAXes I went to, I guess?
- I don't really do concerts. Whoever played more than one of the PAXes I went to, I guess?
Thing I am NOT thankful for: post-nasal drip. Fuck my stupid respiratory system!
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Thing I am NOT thankful for: post-nasal drip. Fuck my stupid respiratory system!
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
2025 hasn't been my most productive year, but on the balance, I'm happier with how the stuff I HAVE put out than I can usually claim.
Something about Daisy's leather in this one hits just right for me. First time messing with Overlays to make things really pop. And it's thematically appropriate!
Something about Daisy's leather in this one hits just right for me. First time messing with Overlays to make things really pop. And it's thematically appropriate!
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2025 hasn't been my most productive year, but on the balance, I'm happier with how the stuff I HAVE put out than I can usually claim.
Something about Daisy's leather in this one hits just right for me. First time messing with Overlays to make things really pop. And it's thematically appropriate!
Something about Daisy's leather in this one hits just right for me. First time messing with Overlays to make things really pop. And it's thematically appropriate!
No idea what theme (or even which characters) to go with next, but I'll have a four-day weekend to think about it, at least!
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
No idea what theme (or even which characters) to go with next, but I'll have a four-day weekend to think about it, at least!
And rounding out the Sports series, here's Silver Spoon scoring some major style points (and sacrificing some safety ones) with a deep lunge in fencing.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
And rounding out the Sports series, here's Silver Spoon scoring some major style points (and sacrificing some safety ones) with a deep lunge in fencing.
In the Cava, eating a bowl, listening to some kinda Human Music-ass beat
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In the Cava, eating a bowl, listening to some kinda Human Music-ass beat
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Great. The most competent man in the universe, prisoner of the most omnipotent dickweeds in the universe. Nice knowin' all of you!
Great. The most competent man in the universe, prisoner of the most omnipotent dickweeds in the universe. Nice knowin' all of you!
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Great. The most competent man in the universe, prisoner of the most omnipotent dickweeds in the universe. Nice knowin' all of you!
Great. The most competent man in the universe, prisoner of the most omnipotent dickweeds in the universe. Nice knowin' all of you!
CAR
TRAVEL
CRABS
Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
TRAVEL
CRABS
Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
CAR
TRAVEL
CRABS
Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
TRAVEL
CRABS
Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
Planned to start a new project tonight, but ended up Tired Out after yard work, so I set up my Cintiq (and another monitor) on my Linux Mint test system to check how feasible it'd be to run Clip Studio Paint in a Win10 virtual machine
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Planned to start a new project tonight, but ended up Tired Out after yard work, so I set up my Cintiq (and another monitor) on my Linux Mint test system to check how feasible it'd be to run Clip Studio Paint in a Win10 virtual machine
Sports Sketch series continues with Diamond Tiara rushing to return her opponent's last smash!
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sports Sketch series continues with Diamond Tiara rushing to return her opponent's last smash!
FRED MUST PAINT THE WALL
One week early for our Patreon subscribers: @stuartgipp.bsky.social @dark1x.bsky.social & @tapirfortuna.bsky.social take things ALL the way back to prehistoric times (talk about retro!) for a conversation about The Flintstones
Sign up & listen here: www.patreon.com/posts/144258...
Sign up & listen here: www.patreon.com/posts/144258...
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
FRED MUST PAINT THE WALL
On the first screen of Level 2 of Castlevania, you can whip the wall to the right at the top of the first set of stairs to reveal an alcove. Walk into it, and a bonus-point crown rises up out of the floor below you. You don't have to go back down to collect it!
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
On the first screen of Level 2 of Castlevania, you can whip the wall to the right at the top of the first set of stairs to reveal an alcove. Walk into it, and a bonus-point crown rises up out of the floor below you. You don't have to go back down to collect it!
I'll make you a deal: quit shoving intrusive AI bullshit and spyware in your OS, make some meaningful improvements to the user experience/interface, and cut the cost of the device by about 25% and I'll upgrade every 3~4 years.
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'll make you a deal: quit shoving intrusive AI bullshit and spyware in your OS, make some meaningful improvements to the user experience/interface, and cut the cost of the device by about 25% and I'll upgrade every 3~4 years.
Yeah, rolls, easy pick. For one, it's unnecessary carbs.
We're a cornbread family, for another
We're a cornbread family, for another
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Yeah, rolls, easy pick. For one, it's unnecessary carbs.
We're a cornbread family, for another
We're a cornbread family, for another
A movie that takes place where you're from
Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
Well shoot, I think they liked it
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Well shoot, I think they liked it
Already eaten more at family Thanksgiving than I have all week to this point
We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Already eaten more at family Thanksgiving than I have all week to this point
We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
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Defiant shiny princess
i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Defiant shiny princess
i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
TRIPLE-SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
TRIPLE-SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
Snake people, man. Think I'll just stick to drawin 'em wrapped around princesses, thank you very much.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Snake people, man. Think I'll just stick to drawin 'em wrapped around princesses, thank you very much.