The Shaxbadook 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
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My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
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...How many pumpkins do they think people are buying?
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Never posting there, never *going* there outside of clicking Discord links
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Should've waited til I got home to do it, 'cause hoooooly shit does the For You tab think I'm WAY more interested in following 15 different bots posting identical clips from shitty JAVs than I am (not at all)
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One of the things on the to-do list is register an X account because:

- Probably a good idea to squat on the username

-Mfs will NOT stop posting links to X posts with art/tutorial info I'm interested in
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I guess it's a good sign that, despite taking a break for a few days from Kinktober sketches to catch up on some other things, I'm rarin' to get back to it!
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Cloud with the blown-out knees in his jeans; poor boy ain't ever beating the allegations
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"Now?" I've been drawing free smut for the people for decades 😂
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Let's face it, though: search engines were a heck of a lot more useful back in our day
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Since I started setting up compositions in CSP's 3D-posing tools, my main takeaway has been that the most busted, everything-clipping-into-each-other 3D setups make for the best 2D pictures
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Once I started working from the office again, I decided to convert the old home office into the retro room, so I picked up that keyboard (and an Amiga-styled mouse) for use with a PC set up with various PCem/86Box virtual machines! Next best thing to original hardware, and not nearly as fiddly!
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Welp, here goes nuttin'

(Figured the extra PC could be a good test run for getting familiar with Linux, since I get closer to getting Fed Up with Win11 with each passing day. It's really just Clip Studio Paint keeping me on it these days.)
I tossed my old desktop PC on the test bench (my dining room table) this afternoon to install the hard drive that just arrived for it. I then attached my work-from-home monitor, a mouse, and the easiest keyboard to disentangle to it and installed Linux Mint.  So far, no fires!

...Which is actually a genuine relief, since I really need to clean this thing up before I close the case again. It's been sitting unpowered on the floor of my studio for two years and change now; I mainly wanted to make sure it wouldn't catch fire as soon as I powered it on.
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Oh Bwunhilde, you're so wovewy
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Tron Bonne thought out every bit of this lil' "relaxation" scenario *except* how the relatively light mass of a Servbot would be affected by her strongest vibrator. Hey, when you're horny, you sometimes don't account for all the variables!

#Kinktober2025 Day 13: Self-Bondage/Relief
Tron Bonne (Megaman Legends series) has put on an old, tattered bodysuit from one of her many misadventures, strapped on a ball gag and cuffed her hands behind her head, presumably after controlling her Gustaff to hold her legs in a spread-eagle position. A Servbot (the current favorite, as indicated by the red head parts) is doing its honest best to hold a large vibrator against Miss Tron's vulva, but the power of the gadget appears to be giving the 'bot more of a shake than the intended recipient.
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Got a feeling it's not an accident that happens twice 😅
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I'm glad they've missed me today 'cause my Mexican restaurant of choice is closed on Mondays
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Tron Bonne thought out every bit of this lil' "relaxation" scenario *except* how the relatively light mass of a Servbot would be affected by her strongest vibrator. Hey, when you're horny, you sometimes don't account for all the variables!

#Kinktober2025 Day 13: Self-Bondage/Relief
Tron Bonne (Megaman Legends series) has put on an old, tattered bodysuit from one of her many misadventures, strapped on a ball gag and cuffed her hands behind her head, presumably after controlling her Gustaff to hold her legs in a spread-eagle position. A Servbot (the current favorite, as indicated by the red head parts) is doing its honest best to hold a large vibrator against Miss Tron's vulva, but the power of the gadget appears to be giving the 'bot more of a shake than the intended recipient.
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Doggone competitive reading leagues
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Getting out of Wendy's Frosted Glacier castle was the easy part for Prince Haru (Super Mario Bros. OAV). Getting out of Frosted Glacier itself- THAT'S gonna be the hard part.

Oh, well; I'm sure Wendy will find ways to warm him back up whens he catches up to him.

#Kinktober2025 Day 12: Cage/Cold
His arms may still be locked behind his back, but Prince Haru (Super Mario Bros. OAV) has managed to escape from his temporary situation as Wendy O. Koopa's pet bed-warmer. He's still dressed in the outfit Wendy puts on all her pets, consisting of a pair of white gloves/thigh-highs, a silk corset, a halter top patterned after his usual royal tunic, high heels, a big poofy bow for his hair (with matching ones on the stocking-tops), and a set of black iron cuffs and collar; she's also added a flat chastity cage as part of Haru's specific ensemble. 

Unfortunately, in his haste to escape the castle, Haru has happened across a field of Freezies, and accidentally touching one has frozen him temporarily in a block of ice for easy recapture.
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I'm having an absolute blast with these things, though, and I still plan on seeing it through! Any days I miss will go up in November, time allowing.
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Probably gonna take a few days off Kinktober this week! Got a lot of things I've been putting off to make time for kinky sketches, and I really should see to 'em before the end of the month. I have tomorrow's sketch done, but that'll probably be the last one 'til next weekend.
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These ding-dongs routinely proving, time and time again, that you don't have to be particularly smart to be rich
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Getting out of Wendy's Frosted Glacier castle was the easy part for Prince Haru (Super Mario Bros. OAV). Getting out of Frosted Glacier itself- THAT'S gonna be the hard part.

Oh, well; I'm sure Wendy will find ways to warm him back up whens he catches up to him.

#Kinktober2025 Day 12: Cage/Cold
His arms may still be locked behind his back, but Prince Haru (Super Mario Bros. OAV) has managed to escape from his temporary situation as Wendy O. Koopa's pet bed-warmer. He's still dressed in the outfit Wendy puts on all her pets, consisting of a pair of white gloves/thigh-highs, a silk corset, a halter top patterned after his usual royal tunic, high heels, a big poofy bow for his hair (with matching ones on the stocking-tops), and a set of black iron cuffs and collar; she's also added a flat chastity cage as part of Haru's specific ensemble. 

Unfortunately, in his haste to escape the castle, Haru has happened across a field of Freezies, and accidentally touching one has frozen him temporarily in a block of ice for easy recapture.
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The Invisible Man is the most electrifying athlete in this match; unbelievable display of strength