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Al King
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someone’s been eating handfuls of pistachios on the tram. ask me how i know
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
dreadful genre of short-form video: decontextualised scenes from movies, usually ones where the hero gets to be self-satisfied about something, like their neighbour says something rude and then they have a windfall that the neighbour is shown to be jealous of.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
honey soy shrunk the kids
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I helped an escaped convict remove his shackles when I was a boy and now because of that act he is secretly paying for me to become a gentleman. Never stop grinding
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Thread ..
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
decided that the st james tunnels should be a roguelike
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
trying to watch The Long Walk because people said cooper hoffman and david jonsson were good and feeling very, Dead Dove, “i don’t know what i expected” about it
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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i hope woke 2 is so woke it cancels me
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.”
October 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
conan the vulgarian
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin ✨ figured out what stars are made of ✨ when she was just 25. 🔭🧪

Her PhD thesis basically established the Harvard astro department — at a time when Harvard didn't officially allow woman students.

I wrote this little profile to mark the 100th anniversary of her thesis:
September 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover
September 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
yoob yooty
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
as above (some stuff) so below (more stuff)
June 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
verb as in in wairb. thank you
May 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Just found out there is a type of scam called a "pig butchery" scam so adding that to my list of incredibly stupid names for financial crimes. "Cuckoo smurfing" still wins, though.
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Vineyard station is right by Mulgrave. So maybe reconsider mulling but don’t mull over the consideration
May 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
gonna experiment with dismissively saying “well ain’t this guy a regular old bela bartok 😏”
May 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
So much for all things being impermanent
May 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
they should have done away with the awful pun in the title for bald spot marky mark mob accountant aeroplane thriller “Flight Risk” and just called it “Risky Flight”
May 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
i listen to motion sickness by phoebe bridgers primarily for the vwoom of distorted guitar in the first three seconds. the song is good too tho
May 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
is that some mouth drumming for keeping time on All I Need (Radiohead)? was I just not listening close enough before
May 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM