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Al King
@kingal.bsky.social
he/him/oh hi there
this was bound to happen they should never have appointed the coldplay jumbotron man to deputy
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
it would be a shame if mugshot insecurity discouraged someone from a career of hijinks, critical endorsement for catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and thinking “good day for a crime??” though
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
its a news media innovation

breaking: local council ordinance tiff between inexplicably hot councillors
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
the Louvre hotties are fake but i’m not complaining!!
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
why favourite is when SSO is misconfigured and navigates to a default hub view rather than the page you were last going to when it reauthenticates
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
when you get really, really bored that’s just the essence of the allegory revealing itself to you probably
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
the Salieri of parliamentary fitness rubbing their hands together evilly 😆
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
your enthusiasm radiates!
October 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
phew!!
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I don’t think Gregory has died?? but he stepped down from RSC as a result of his husband’s terminal illness
October 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
dastardly
August 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM