Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
@diffractiongrating.bsky.social
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I am Iridescent on Twitter but some random took that here. François Mitterrand retire bitch. (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈
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Another day volunteering at the UCL museum. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck Jeremy Bentham's corpse. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it.
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Quentin Tarantino presents: the Van Gogh Immersive Experience, sponsored by John Paul Getty III.
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Embracing Polish culture with this traditional dinner.
A picture of a small coffee table that looks like a cafeteria tray with two glasses of soda water, two shots of vodka and a small plate with a small number of pickled cucumbers.
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Bought another big tomato, this time green, and it's one of the most delicious tomatoes I have eaten.
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Being in Poland means everything is pictures of Chopin and they play Chopin everywhere and I just keep thinking of this comic. (See also: going to Hungary for the Liszt equivalent.)
Hark a Vagrant's Chopin and Liszt comic http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=302
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I found the problem with AI: they trained all the image generation on this cartoon.
Cartoon of Chopin where he has far too many fingers
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jaythechou.bsky.social
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
Paddington in The Wicker Man (1974)
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It's cool that the EU invented plastic drink bottles that are annoying to open AND impossible to close again. This will definitely help the environment.
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scratchcarddust.bsky.social
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
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Reminder that this is the upcoming Friday (17 October) so if you don't hate me and are in London you should come. 🥂 🍻
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Hello friends/well wishers/not actually enemies of me and/or @johnb78.bsky.social we will be in London next Friday 17th doing drinks in Shoreditch. DM one or other or both of us for pub name. 🥂 🍻
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I respect the conceit but these are awful drinks.
Cocktail menu of a Ukrainian restaurant which has made cocktails in the colours of the Ukrainian flag which is not conducive to good cocktails as it needs to be blue and yellow. They are really quite cheap though. There is also a Joe Biden and Boris Johnson which sound less awful but that's not a high bar.
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Went to the steelworks and saw some communism.
A big sign for the Huta im Sendzimira steelworks A view up a spiral staircase The Polish eagle without its crown Some marble flooring
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And I say this having actually enjoyed Sunset Boulevard. I just didn't think it was a good idea.
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I actually know most of the songs from the movie because it was really popular when I was in primary school... BUT I don't want to pay $150 to watch a musical version of a silly movie I liked when I was 7 because that's insane.
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Went to the salt mine. The guide said we could lick the walls which was almost certainly a joke but I did lick the walls.
Salt A chandelier made of salt Statue of biblical figures made of salt Super saturated salt solution lake
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Why!! I do not understand why they did this!! But a lot of their decisions are baffling.
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Yes it is. That doesn't explain why there are so many in a pile in a gazebo but it is in Poland.