Keith Ng
keithng.bsky.social
Keith Ng
@keithng.bsky.social
Data plumber/word baker
Actually there are many ****** in the commercial **** that you get from the supermarket, but which are not present when you get it straight from the ***! This is why we support the **** to ***** movement.
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Void War is good! (Not-Warhammer FTL mod)

I thought it was basically a WH-flavoured skin, but it actually changes the gameplay quite substantive with very involved and interesting ship boarding actions

store.steampowered.com/app/2853590/...
Save 25% on Void War on Steam
Command an ancient starship and fight your way to the heart of a dying Empire. Fend off attacks from demented cultists, craven space pirates, and xenophobic Imperial soldiers. Discover powerful artifa...
store.steampowered.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is from 2018, but I guarantee you, there's still a solid chunk of stuff you read about AI now that is:
Analyst: I made a spreadsheet with 8 factors and conditional formatting
Team leader: We used advanced data science to produce a model to predict the future
Management: we are making AI in the image of God
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Accidentally told a 2yo that oceans are battlefields:

"that's a torpedo tube!"
"what's that?"
"umm it's a little boat that goes very fast so they can catch big boats"
"why"
"[panicking] uhhh so they can say to the big boat 'NO. STOP.'"
"why"
[maritime power in global affairs flashes before my eyes]
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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this is like when that screenwriter asked AI to write a screenplay, and all it did was ask him for more time to complete it. Took a while before he figured out that it wasn't a complex task; "need more time" was the predicted response to "write a screenplay"
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Truly, an entire software development sales team in your pocket.
I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Another really remarkable thing about this is when Trump, for about 10 seconds in public, wrestles with the notion that the job he really wanted in politics was New York City mayor
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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lawyers posting about trump news every day
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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What if color harmonies were a continuum? Not fixed rules, and you could glide through them just by interpolating?
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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At New Zealand's Kawaiican cybersecurity convention, organizers hacked together a way for attendees to track CO2 levels throughout the venue—even before they arrived. www.wired.com/story/this-h...
This Hacker Conference Installed a Literal Anti-Virus Monitoring System
At New Zealand's Kawaiican cybersecurity convention, organizers hacked together a way for attendees to track CO2 levels throughout the venue—even before they arrived.
www.wired.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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What in the

Now WaPo turning on Trump along with Mamdani as anti-capitalists
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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The Daily Mail is IN HELL
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"It's okay, you can just say yes."
Israeli press is irate that Trump didn't push back on Mamdani saying the US funds genocide against Palestinians
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The heart* wants what the heart* wants!

* Arbitrary personalist rule
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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“Before women, of course, the workplace was perfect,” @petridishes.bsky.social writes. "There were no women to ruin things, steal your ribs, or tempt you with forbidden snacks.”
Women Keep Ruining the Workplace!!
Before they arrived, of course, everything was perfect.
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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he charmed that demented old man so hard he could’ve gotten into his will lmao
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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He's always been a starfucker at heart, and no one is more of a star right now than Zohran.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM