Keith Byrne
@keithinkrakow.bsky.social
There are worse people out there, but there are many better, so I just have to keep trying. Tolerant and accepting of anything but intolerance. I don’t get the whole Taylor Swift thing, but that’s fine.
First, the Muppets take Manhattan,
then the Muppets take Berlin!
then the Muppets take Berlin!
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
First, the Muppets take Manhattan,
then the Muppets take Berlin!
then the Muppets take Berlin!
Wife: ”I think the kids are old enough, and this is the year we tell them.”
Me: “Yeah, I thought we’d get one more Christmas, but you’re right. Kids?”
(The kids come in and sit down at the table)
Me: “ACAB includes the ghostbusters.“
Me: “Yeah, I thought we’d get one more Christmas, but you’re right. Kids?”
(The kids come in and sit down at the table)
Me: “ACAB includes the ghostbusters.“
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wife: ”I think the kids are old enough, and this is the year we tell them.”
Me: “Yeah, I thought we’d get one more Christmas, but you’re right. Kids?”
(The kids come in and sit down at the table)
Me: “ACAB includes the ghostbusters.“
Me: “Yeah, I thought we’d get one more Christmas, but you’re right. Kids?”
(The kids come in and sit down at the table)
Me: “ACAB includes the ghostbusters.“
Look, it's a pretty messed-up world, and there's a lot wrong at the moment. I'm just saying that until you come over to my house and scratch my back for a couople of hours, we don't know for sure that it won't fix everything!
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Look, it's a pretty messed-up world, and there's a lot wrong at the moment. I'm just saying that until you come over to my house and scratch my back for a couople of hours, we don't know for sure that it won't fix everything!
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Keep an eye on this thread if you’re not familiar. It is an absolute fucking delight.
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Keep an eye on this thread if you’re not familiar. It is an absolute fucking delight.
Even money on the vomit hose guy releasing a cryptocurrency by the end of the year.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Even money on the vomit hose guy releasing a cryptocurrency by the end of the year.
Wpadł mi pytanie do głowy. Czy ktoś pamięta, w którym roku ten tymczasowy wzrost w stawkach VAT o 1% weszła w życiu? Bo coraz mniej się czuje tymczasowy.
#polska
#polska
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Wpadł mi pytanie do głowy. Czy ktoś pamięta, w którym roku ten tymczasowy wzrost w stawkach VAT o 1% weszła w życiu? Bo coraz mniej się czuje tymczasowy.
#polska
#polska
As I see yet another ad for a Whisky Advent Calendar, I can't help but feel that we have lost touch with the true magic of Christmas -Lemon's Seasons Greetings.
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
As I see yet another ad for a Whisky Advent Calendar, I can't help but feel that we have lost touch with the true magic of Christmas -Lemon's Seasons Greetings.
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Stephen King bravely asked, “What if a dog was evil?” “What if a car was evil?” “What if an antique shop was evil?”
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Stephen King bravely asked, “What if a dog was evil?” “What if a car was evil?” “What if an antique shop was evil?”
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Very well put
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Very well put
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i really think you shouldn't be too comfy too much. people are like "ugh, its gross out, i wish i didn't have to go out" but i think you do. you need to get out in the cold, wet, shit ass day and do your little jobs in wet shoes occasionally. can't all be couch and blankets and your little shows
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i really think you shouldn't be too comfy too much. people are like "ugh, its gross out, i wish i didn't have to go out" but i think you do. you need to get out in the cold, wet, shit ass day and do your little jobs in wet shoes occasionally. can't all be couch and blankets and your little shows
Seriously, do you know how great a song Bucks Fizz's "Land of Make Believe" is?
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Seriously, do you know how great a song Bucks Fizz's "Land of Make Believe" is?
We don't have Arby's in Ireland. Otherwise, this could be graffiti on any wall in Tallaght.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We don't have Arby's in Ireland. Otherwise, this could be graffiti on any wall in Tallaght.
Adding "Anything by Sally Rooney" to my Christmas wish list.
"Irish author Sally Rooney has told the High Court it is 'almost certain' she cannot publish new novels in the UK and may have to withdraw her current books because of the banning of Palestine Action under terrorism laws."
Sally Rooney books may be withdrawn from UK sale over Palestine Action ban, court told
Rooney has said she intended to use royalties from her work "to go on supporting Palestine Action."
www.bbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Adding "Anything by Sally Rooney" to my Christmas wish list.
Opening a GoFundMe to film a version of Blade Runner where Rutger Hauer is an AI-powered replicant who agrees with everything everybody says.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched..."
"No you haven't."
"Oops, you caught me. Sorry!"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched..."
"No you haven't."
"Oops, you caught me. Sorry!"
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Opening a GoFundMe to film a version of Blade Runner where Rutger Hauer is an AI-powered replicant who agrees with everything everybody says.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched..."
"No you haven't."
"Oops, you caught me. Sorry!"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched..."
"No you haven't."
"Oops, you caught me. Sorry!"
"I had to do it. Linus was infected. It was only a matter of time. What I killed was not Linus any more, Charlie Brown"
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"I had to do it. Linus was infected. It was only a matter of time. What I killed was not Linus any more, Charlie Brown"
(Choose Your Own Adventure Book)
"You have written a few hit sitcoms for British TV. In 1 ep. of the latest one, you put a trans character for cheap laughs, which causes backlash. What do you say?
"Fair enough. Sorry, I'll try harder in future." (page 35)
"YOU'RE ALL MENTAL TERRORISTS!" (page 12)
"You have written a few hit sitcoms for British TV. In 1 ep. of the latest one, you put a trans character for cheap laughs, which causes backlash. What do you say?
"Fair enough. Sorry, I'll try harder in future." (page 35)
"YOU'RE ALL MENTAL TERRORISTS!" (page 12)
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
(Choose Your Own Adventure Book)
"You have written a few hit sitcoms for British TV. In 1 ep. of the latest one, you put a trans character for cheap laughs, which causes backlash. What do you say?
"Fair enough. Sorry, I'll try harder in future." (page 35)
"YOU'RE ALL MENTAL TERRORISTS!" (page 12)
"You have written a few hit sitcoms for British TV. In 1 ep. of the latest one, you put a trans character for cheap laughs, which causes backlash. What do you say?
"Fair enough. Sorry, I'll try harder in future." (page 35)
"YOU'RE ALL MENTAL TERRORISTS!" (page 12)
Douglas Adams-coded
I wish I could fly. I’d wear my best slippers and bathrobe.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Douglas Adams-coded
Before I followed this account, I never realised how many lines from Robocop would make awesome T-shirts!
We agreed on total body prosthesis. Now lose the arm.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Before I followed this account, I never realised how many lines from Robocop would make awesome T-shirts!
That is a divine piece of wordplay!
Now I've heard there was a secret chord that Lorde played, and it pleased David.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
That is a divine piece of wordplay!
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Join @irishgothichorror.bsky.social next week for a discussion of Guillermo Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaptation! 7pm December 3rd Irish time!
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Join @irishgothichorror.bsky.social next week for a discussion of Guillermo Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaptation! 7pm December 3rd Irish time!
During the cold war, at school, I learned that the UK had four nuclear warheads aimed at Ireland, to "seal up the back door". I have no reason to believe this isn't still the case.
When it comes to modern war, Ireland is a high-value target: its waters on the western fringe of Europe contain three-quarters of all undersea cables in the northern hemisphere. Despite this, is unprotected and unprepared.
An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
During the cold war, at school, I learned that the UK had four nuclear warheads aimed at Ireland, to "seal up the back door". I have no reason to believe this isn't still the case.
If any post ever says “iykyk”, I guarantee you, idk.
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If any post ever says “iykyk”, I guarantee you, idk.
I just had a thought. Imagine working in a head shop and not liking reggae!
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I just had a thought. Imagine working in a head shop and not liking reggae!
I see in the UK a Strictly Come Dancing star has been arrested for rape. The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is in his 30’s and in a show with dancers, contestants and judges but is not a dancer or contestant.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I see in the UK a Strictly Come Dancing star has been arrested for rape. The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is in his 30’s and in a show with dancers, contestants and judges but is not a dancer or contestant.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊