Kazbit
kazbit.bsky.social
Kazbit
@kazbit.bsky.social
Dog-shaped Robot Buddy, He/Him
Jee-zus. Yep, that's how cutting edge games looked in 2007.
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Many weird sci-fi concepts and contrivances in Death Stranding make more sense once you realize they're not just there for weird story purposes, but to make the gameplay interesting and convenient without breaking the glossy presentation they love so much. MGSV had a lot of stuff like that too.
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
How would you rate the ad you just watched?
★★★★ Didn't hate it
★★★☆ Would punch the lead actor in the face
★★☆☆ Would key the director's car
★☆☆☆ Would follow the VP of marketing home
☆☆☆☆ I'd rather not say
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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It sometimes strikes me that life is just the slow but steady accrual of things you can't live with.
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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[Wesley Willis voice]
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Cairn having a trophy for the situation where you're losing your grip, try to screw a piton into the wall in a panic but fail and fall to your death... did genuinely take the sting out of losing about a half hour of progress and teach me some important lessons. But man, it's gonna sting next time.
February 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Saved you a click: curse of the pizza mummy
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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NEW VIDEO!! Looking at the history of one of the best bonus modes in gaming and how it took on a life of its own,Resident evil's The Mercenaries! From PS1 to VR I leave no stone unturned. Reposts always appreciated🥰 incredible thumbnail by @kainonaut.com << youtu.be/Tkdbgg5jb7M?... >>
Resident Evil Mercenaries Retrospective
YouTube video by Baberuthless
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Did @bransonreese.bsky.social draw this panel of the Joker right at the start of Batman #1?
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Pokemon Black, which I bought before a 10-hour flight, played for an hour or two and then got so bored I decided I would rather do nothing.
Looking at you, Anthem 👀
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"Oh, cool, somebody left a motorcycle at the bottom of this ravine in their Death Stranding world and now it's in mine. Well, their loss is my gain, let's rope down there!
*ten minutes of driving through the ravine looking for a way out*
"Uh, I see why they left it down here."
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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All right, don't have a go at me about it!
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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...horrifying message without context, thank you
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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"I just can't get my meals at home to taste as good as what I get at a restaurant! What's their secret?"
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Me when Subnautica suggests I use its suite of incredibly cheap, reusable tools to make underwater gathering expeditions not only much more efficient and productive but almost completely safe
a bald man with a green shirt and a red mouth is a cartoon character from a video game .
ALT: a bald man with a green shirt and a red mouth is a cartoon character from a video game .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Death Stranding, then Cairn, now tonight I'm reinstalling Fallout New Vegas with the Jsawyer hardcore mod, I'm just in a mood for games with a SIDE of survival, crafting and logistics but not as the main course.
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Me in choir, the anime club and the RPG club in high school
many such friend groups
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Grabbed Cairn on PS5, only an hour in so I haven't reached any real challenge, but man, the climbing is just... so mesmerizing and meditative, to me. I think I'm really gonna like it.
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
There's a lot I'm coming to like about Death Stranding, especially now I've got the bike. But one of the top moments has to be getting caught unarmed by a bunch of bandits, wondering "hey, I wonder if I can smack them with a cargo box" and finding out it's a one-hit KO at the cost of breaking it.
February 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Re-starting Death Stranding after falling off it a few hours in many years ago, and it is giving my brain just the right chemicals right now. Also, like MGSV, you can actually skip through the opening hours and get to the game much more effectively than you'd think for Kojima.
January 31, 2026 at 6:29 PM