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Kavey
@kavey.bsky.social
Food, Travel & Life | Greedy Londoner transplanted to Wales – city girl turned country mouse | Writer, Photographer, Potter & Business Analyst | She/her | Lefty Woke Pro-EU | Free 🇵🇸 & 🇺🇦 | 💍@petedrinks.com | Next trip: Japan

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They are so fucking pretentious.

Just fuck right off with your "I'm a traveller, not a tourist!" bullshit!

Nothing wrong with being a tourist.

And yes I'm still a tourist if I want to understand and experience local life, culture, cuisine...

Twats!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
No alt showing for me but hotdamn that looks fucking delicious
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How are you both, how's M Leafy? Drop me an update. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yes! A dose of cocadamol helping with the pain but I'm so glad I was able to go in!
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Tonight's dinner was a simple pasta with more leftover roast chicken plus mushrooms in cream sauce. No photo!
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Heh, thanks
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
No need to apologise at all, that bit was meant to entertain. I think my manager appreciated that I didn't punch anyone or verbalise the thoughts she could read on my face at one point! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It was genuinely more difficult than usual today.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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the "Rachel's beef trifle" energy of this truly laid me out

bsky.app/profile/laur...
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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this one broke me

just the most sitcom hijinks energy
When I was 4, I fell through a weird gap in the stair railing into the large pan of turkey drippings. It took my mom over a week to get all the grease out of my hair.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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A reminder of some of Enoch Powell’s views.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We interviewed her after (I was just the tech, my mate did the interview) but i remember very little of that bit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oh I saw her at Warwick many many many moons ago!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Was bloody marvellous 💐💐💐
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Last time I sang in public was 2012!

Here’s a snippet of me having a go at Torn by Natalie Imbruglia at @kavey.bsky.social’s 40th birthday party!
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Lots of my friends had names for their tiny ones before they arrived but they were exactly as you've said, nicknames. Bean (from human bean), Munchkin and so on.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I love both names!
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM