Kate Lazla
@katelazla.bsky.social
Aspiring PNW forest witch. 🍁 ML, InfoSec, Houseplants.
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Kate Lazla
@katelazla.bsky.social
· Dec 22
There should be a Spotify wrapped for Gitlab. It would be something like:
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
Call your senators! Tell them to block the appropriations bill that includes funding for ICE. Grind everything to a halt until DHS funding is removed from this bill.
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Call your senators! Tell them to block the appropriations bill that includes funding for ICE. Grind everything to a halt until DHS funding is removed from this bill.
I’m leading my first incident report. Am realizing this is going to consume a month of my life… send coffee.
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I’m leading my first incident report. Am realizing this is going to consume a month of my life… send coffee.
It just… baffles me, the application of LLMs to health data? There are better models for this.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
It just… baffles me, the application of LLMs to health data? There are better models for this.
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January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Making a ski trip packing list and I am so tempted to write:
* Sticks
* Shade
* Steeze
Anything else?
* Sticks
* Shade
* Steeze
Anything else?
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Making a ski trip packing list and I am so tempted to write:
* Sticks
* Shade
* Steeze
Anything else?
* Sticks
* Shade
* Steeze
Anything else?
These guys are thugs. Full stop.
Will "more training" result in 3 guys pinning and restraining the observer who's being sprayed directly in the face, or what?
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
These guys are thugs. Full stop.
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Will "more training" result in 3 guys pinning and restraining the observer who's being sprayed directly in the face, or what?
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Will "more training" result in 3 guys pinning and restraining the observer who's being sprayed directly in the face, or what?
Get off of all socials. Now. Only use Signal.
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Get off of all socials. Now. Only use Signal.
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We subscribed to Fubo today and hoo boy am I glad we did. What a play by the bears.
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
We subscribed to Fubo today and hoo boy am I glad we did. What a play by the bears.
Because everything is awful right now, here’s some houseplant happiness. My diffenbachia has new leaves and my spider plant shoot is thriving.
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Because everything is awful right now, here’s some houseplant happiness. My diffenbachia has new leaves and my spider plant shoot is thriving.
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
This is deeply, truly fucked
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 AM
This is deeply, truly fucked
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Big things happening in Canadian birding; so wholesome
what an incredible thing to spot on Christmas 🎄
‘Once in a lifetime’: Crowds gather in Vancouver to look at bird never before seen in Canada
Birders are flocking to Vancouver’s Sunset Beach Park this weekend to take in an incredibly rare sight—the first time on record a particular species of bird has ever been seen in Canada.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Big things happening in Canadian birding; so wholesome
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In Silicon valley over break and have to say this place makes no sense. Its like one big suburb with blah strip miles and low slung commercial "historic" "downtowns."
The great irony of tech companies complaining about Europe is they live in a place where you literally can't build anything.
The great irony of tech companies complaining about Europe is they live in a place where you literally can't build anything.
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In Silicon valley over break and have to say this place makes no sense. Its like one big suburb with blah strip miles and low slung commercial "historic" "downtowns."
The great irony of tech companies complaining about Europe is they live in a place where you literally can't build anything.
The great irony of tech companies complaining about Europe is they live in a place where you literally can't build anything.
Santa has brought Kate a leatherman! Kate is freeeee!
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Santa has brought Kate a leatherman! Kate is freeeee!
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Claude you ignorant slut you cant just half compile a package and yank out the bits you want. Be civilized please.
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Claude you ignorant slut you cant just half compile a package and yank out the bits you want. Be civilized please.
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came to sleigh 🤩
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
came to sleigh 🤩
Today, after more than 10 years together, I learned my husband has a sick moonwalk?? What other secrets are you hiding?
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Today, after more than 10 years together, I learned my husband has a sick moonwalk?? What other secrets are you hiding?
Me, as soon as I start writing my annual review
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Me, as soon as I start writing my annual review
There should be a Spotify wrapped for Gitlab. It would be something like:
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
December 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There should be a Spotify wrapped for Gitlab. It would be something like:
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times