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kali
@kali-ber.bsky.social
Minnesotan, writer, artist, future immigration lawyer • horseless horse girl • anti-capitalist, socialist, queer • into politics, philosophy, comedy, games • “surprisingly specific and relatable”-Crisp

“if it might all work out, then we have things to do”
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mr beast actually counts as the corporation-type of human animal and that falls into a different hunting category, permit-wise
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Great news
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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we boopin or boppin whats the move
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
thinking about the Aussie I met at a dart bar while on my honeymoon who heatedly debated me about renewable energy scaling. hope he is feeling FOOLISH!

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Australia’s grid now relies on renewable energy as much as coal. Those who doubted it look foolish
Solar met the majority of electricity demand between 9am and 6pm in the past week as much of the country cranked air conditioners
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
love you OCR
January 28, 2026 at 6:20 AM
oh by the way I finally decided to go to law school
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Ilhan Omar is truly a force, I have immense respect for her ferocity in a moment most people would shrink

I want to claw this mans eyes out with my own hands
ilhan omar continues to speak after a man tried attacking her and spraying her with something at a town hall event. he was tackled by people including state sen bobby joe champion. i see city council member latrisha vetaw next to her too

this is a terrifying environment
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Hakeem Jeffries deserves to be unemployed.
DHS spending bill passed 220-207

7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi

Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote

Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Shoutout to the dude just unplugging shit at Microsoft rn
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
it was an “ate four slices of cheese” day
January 22, 2026 at 7:19 AM
it's so cool that I emailed them last week and they put my weird goofy sound in there so fast

Assaf and Dan at Notify-Me for Zendesk are incredible and this has vastly improved my day-to-day work already
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I asked the devs of an extension I use for work notifications to add a goofy notification sound (Revolver Ocelot meow from Metal Gear Solid 3) and they're gonna freaking put it in the next release lmao

EMAIL YOUR HEROES
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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I just want people to know that there is no active insurrection, no regular protests, no rioting or whatever. The only time people are in the streets is when masked armed ICE thugs descend on one of our neighbors to disappear them as part of a federal government-led ethnic cleansing campaign.
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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you use language to get language out of language
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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horse discourse

dischorse
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.

No. ABOLISH ICE.
WARNER: It used to take 5 to 6 months to get trained. They've now lowered the training period to 47 days. Why 47 days? Because Donald Trump's the 47th president. Tell me that's a rational approach

KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait

WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
January 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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What's happening in Minneapolis? We asked four GOP operatives and Mr. Beast's second cousin, estranged
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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In 2003, Wikipedia held a logo design contest. Here are four of the finalists:
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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A key aspect of American fascism is how you can't even really begin to respond to someone's argument because every part of what they've said is so fucking stupid
January 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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ICE got run off and dropped loot like Diablo
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM