Justin Alcon
@justinalcon.bsky.social
Seventh ward citizen ⚜️
This is our go to party game.
My knowledge of colors is not sophisticated enough for this game.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is our go to party game.
I DO know who needs to hear this but, The UCMJ was passed by Congress on 5 May 1950, and signed into law by President Harry S. Truman the next day.[11] It took effect on May 31, 1951. The word uniform in the Code's title refers to its consistent application to all the armed services…
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I DO know who needs to hear this but, The UCMJ was passed by Congress on 5 May 1950, and signed into law by President Harry S. Truman the next day.[11] It took effect on May 31, 1951. The word uniform in the Code's title refers to its consistent application to all the armed services…
I got my teeth cleaned yesterday and now I always feel like something is in my teeth.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I got my teeth cleaned yesterday and now I always feel like something is in my teeth.
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We’re decommissioning some antiquated apps at work and I named the project THE BLOB and apparently one of the c-suites had to include it in a deck and explain it 💀
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We’re decommissioning some antiquated apps at work and I named the project THE BLOB and apparently one of the c-suites had to include it in a deck and explain it 💀
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A lot of people with SNAP literally went off got certifications, got a job that pays above minimum wage and still qualify. CNAs at the largest employer in my city make $11/hr 🙃
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A lot of people with SNAP literally went off got certifications, got a job that pays above minimum wage and still qualify. CNAs at the largest employer in my city make $11/hr 🙃
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If you squint you can see this in the distance...
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you squint you can see this in the distance...
The most standard married couples date is groceries Micheal’s and lunch with drinks.
I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The most standard married couples date is groceries Micheal’s and lunch with drinks.
I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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I did a watercolor painting of my singer sewing machine that I love more than potato salad
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I did a watercolor painting of my singer sewing machine that I love more than potato salad
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
I am more than willing to admit this was formative for me.
Atreyu losing Artax really affected some of you more than you’re willing to admit
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I am more than willing to admit this was formative for me.
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I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.
Hilarious but real talk I’ve never seen a Vince Gilligan shot that wasn’t beautiful.
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hilarious but real talk I’ve never seen a Vince Gilligan shot that wasn’t beautiful.
Me RN having been asked to describe what I do here. (Really)
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me RN having been asked to describe what I do here. (Really)
VSCode CoPilot arguing with GitHub CoPilot - the girls are fighting.
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
VSCode CoPilot arguing with GitHub CoPilot - the girls are fighting.
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"Welcome back to Bluesky, where the likes are all made up and the follows don't matter. We're here to have some fun!"
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Beep beep who got the keys to the jeep? (It’s me cause my wife got a take home car)
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Beep beep who got the keys to the jeep? (It’s me cause my wife got a take home car)
News just said super fog is possible. What is this timeline.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
News just said super fog is possible. What is this timeline.
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Topgolf just got sold to private equity, so thats the end of that.
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Topgolf just got sold to private equity, so thats the end of that.
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If you could all stop arguing with bots and go start communes that would be just great 👍
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you could all stop arguing with bots and go start communes that would be just great 👍
It’s a bad day to be a punching bag.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s a bad day to be a punching bag.
What’s my favorite word? youtu.be/CBJtzEKetBM?...
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
What’s my favorite word? youtu.be/CBJtzEKetBM?...
Big shot football party tonight
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Big shot football party tonight