Jurist Jolly
@juristired.bsky.social
No longer an attorney, now a mental health counselor. Posts do not reflect my employer’s opinions and are not counseling. Tired but trying.
Someone left this at one of the neighborhood houses where we had our party. It’s so cute!
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Someone left this at one of the neighborhood houses where we had our party. It’s so cute!
The boys went golfing and found this. They knew I would enjoy it.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The boys went golfing and found this. They knew I would enjoy it.
How you know I will never leave my marriage. Thankfully, I don’t just stay in it for this reason, but it’s a good one.
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
How you know I will never leave my marriage. Thankfully, I don’t just stay in it for this reason, but it’s a good one.
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*using Ouija board*
Does grandpa love me?
G R A N D P A L O V E S O Z E M P I C
Does grandpa love me?
G R A N D P A L O V E S O Z E M P I C
ad supported ouija board
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
*using Ouija board*
Does grandpa love me?
G R A N D P A L O V E S O Z E M P I C
Does grandpa love me?
G R A N D P A L O V E S O Z E M P I C
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Some kids on the playground were claiming 9/11 was like 6 7 and my daughter tried to explain what actually happened and one of the kids said she was rude and they all ran off, so my daughter is as good at childhood as I was.
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Some kids on the playground were claiming 9/11 was like 6 7 and my daughter tried to explain what actually happened and one of the kids said she was rude and they all ran off, so my daughter is as good at childhood as I was.
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it’s fucking ridiculous but you have to be your own best friend
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it’s fucking ridiculous but you have to be your own best friend
If Bluesky wanted to give us an awesome holiday present, they could give us the ability to mark a skeet as “read”.
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If Bluesky wanted to give us an awesome holiday present, they could give us the ability to mark a skeet as “read”.
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Triangle Shirtwaist Elementary School just needs to be given a chance.
A country with stupid right wing leaders www.texastribune.org/2022/05/28/u...
One-door schoolhouses not credible solution, officials and experts say
U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz and other Republicans argue that gunmen can be stopped by locking all but one door and posting guards at schools. School officials and safety experts say that’s not realistic.
www.texastribune.org
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Triangle Shirtwaist Elementary School just needs to be given a chance.
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1 in 1165 chance of seeing this in the wild. Buy a lottery ticket.
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
1 in 1165 chance of seeing this in the wild. Buy a lottery ticket.
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There’s an old Kenyan proverb, often used when someone is being loudly ignorant, that goes something like this… “Unlike the stomach, the brain does not alert you when empty.”
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
There’s an old Kenyan proverb, often used when someone is being loudly ignorant, that goes something like this… “Unlike the stomach, the brain does not alert you when empty.”
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Folks we are officially in the "Be Cool" portion of office work: You don't need shit, you don't ask for shit, that's January's issue, just be cool
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Folks we are officially in the "Be Cool" portion of office work: You don't need shit, you don't ask for shit, that's January's issue, just be cool
So what I’m hearing is that it’s free for this administration to behave like dicks, but actual dicks cost money. Seems like a mid-term winner to me!
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So what I’m hearing is that it’s free for this administration to behave like dicks, but actual dicks cost money. Seems like a mid-term winner to me!
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i just pulled my hoodie out of the dryer and put it on standing right there, and friends, that is a moment of pure warm delight that i cannot put into words. just straight cozy dopamine. HIGHLY endorsed.
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i just pulled my hoodie out of the dryer and put it on standing right there, and friends, that is a moment of pure warm delight that i cannot put into words. just straight cozy dopamine. HIGHLY endorsed.
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recipesbyclare.com/recipes/supe...
We had our neighbor party last night where we had appetizers, main, and dessert at different houses. (Very fun idea!) Someone made these, and I may do them with pistachio caramel sauce for Christmas!
We had our neighbor party last night where we had appetizers, main, and dessert at different houses. (Very fun idea!) Someone made these, and I may do them with pistachio caramel sauce for Christmas!
Easy Mini Cheesecakes with Vanilla Wafer Crust - Recipes by Clare
Make these delicious mini cheesecakes with a simple vanilla wafer crust. No springform pan needed - just use a muffin tin for perfect individual desserts topped with cherry filling.
recipesbyclare.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
recipesbyclare.com/recipes/supe...
We had our neighbor party last night where we had appetizers, main, and dessert at different houses. (Very fun idea!) Someone made these, and I may do them with pistachio caramel sauce for Christmas!
We had our neighbor party last night where we had appetizers, main, and dessert at different houses. (Very fun idea!) Someone made these, and I may do them with pistachio caramel sauce for Christmas!
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My favorite social app is still MyChart. Love messaging with my care team and seeing raw test results before they’ve been explained to me.
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My favorite social app is still MyChart. Love messaging with my care team and seeing raw test results before they’ve been explained to me.
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Spotted this rare Red Rainbow this morning just after dawn. Just lovely 🌈
Apparently it's caused by most of the green, blue and yellow light from the low sun being scattered by the atmosphere, leaving mostly red light for the rainbow.
Apparently it's caused by most of the green, blue and yellow light from the low sun being scattered by the atmosphere, leaving mostly red light for the rainbow.
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Spotted this rare Red Rainbow this morning just after dawn. Just lovely 🌈
Apparently it's caused by most of the green, blue and yellow light from the low sun being scattered by the atmosphere, leaving mostly red light for the rainbow.
Apparently it's caused by most of the green, blue and yellow light from the low sun being scattered by the atmosphere, leaving mostly red light for the rainbow.
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A credit card company will charge 30% interest and tell you to watch out for scams. Bitch, YOU'RE the scam.
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A credit card company will charge 30% interest and tell you to watch out for scams. Bitch, YOU'RE the scam.
Crying today as I put away my big, cozy, warm barefoot dreams robe until next year because it’s about to be too damn hot for December.
December 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Crying today as I put away my big, cozy, warm barefoot dreams robe until next year because it’s about to be too damn hot for December.
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Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"
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my toxic trait is that i (irrationally) assume everyone on the internet i talk to is my age and then they'll say something like "Yeah when I graduated high school in 1982" or "I had smart boards in elementary school" and I'm like
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
Alt: John C. Reilly being shot from multiple angles, looking aggressively confused. The subtitle reads, "HUH?"
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
my toxic trait is that i (irrationally) assume everyone on the internet i talk to is my age and then they'll say something like "Yeah when I graduated high school in 1982" or "I had smart boards in elementary school" and I'm like
I just got a cute little Christmas candy bag at work, and they threw in a HotHands hand warmer, and that is such a nice touch for a little gift bag. Hadn’t thought of that!
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I just got a cute little Christmas candy bag at work, and they threw in a HotHands hand warmer, and that is such a nice touch for a little gift bag. Hadn’t thought of that!
I have forgotten what it’s like to live in a world where I’m not regularly exposed to the love/sex lives of people supposedly in charge of major functions of the U.S. government.
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I have forgotten what it’s like to live in a world where I’m not regularly exposed to the love/sex lives of people supposedly in charge of major functions of the U.S. government.
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Alt text - photograph of a very laden Christmas tree in the corner of a room. A cage of wood and chicken wire has been built around it, presumably to keep out the 3 cats who look at it longingly.
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Alt text - photograph of a very laden Christmas tree in the corner of a room. A cage of wood and chicken wire has been built around it, presumably to keep out the 3 cats who look at it longingly.