Tyler Jones
@jtylerjones.bsky.social
pharmacist, here to post and have fun on the internet
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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Funniest adult content tag in awhile
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this is just gutter racism
Having an Alzheimer’s commercial during the parade is diabolical
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Having an Alzheimer’s commercial during the parade is diabolical
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I feel a very protective instinct toward the Goldfish float
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I feel a very protective instinct toward the Goldfish float
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another simple cooking tip: if it doesn’t taste quite like you remember, your grandma was probably using a whole lot more butter and a whole lot more salt than the recipe strictly calls for, sometimes by several orders of magnitude.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
another simple cooking tip: if it doesn’t taste quite like you remember, your grandma was probably using a whole lot more butter and a whole lot more salt than the recipe strictly calls for, sometimes by several orders of magnitude.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
Hear that? My shitty photoshops are beautiful to God. Your ChatGPT image prompts are an abomination from which there is NO SALVATION
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hear that? My shitty photoshops are beautiful to God. Your ChatGPT image prompts are an abomination from which there is NO SALVATION
Platforming & lending credibility to this guy is shameful. Good job @theatlantic.com
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
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November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Platforming & lending credibility to this guy is shameful. Good job @theatlantic.com
So that’s what the F in his initials stands for
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
So that’s what the F in his initials stands for
I swear if they red flag this session
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I swear if they red flag this session
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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MAMDANI: i'm going to cast the One Ring into the fiery depths of Mount Doom :)
SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)
SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
MAMDANI: i'm going to cast the One Ring into the fiery depths of Mount Doom :)
SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)
SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)
Overheard in Oval Office after meeting with Mamdani
“He got me,” Trump said of Mamdani’s charm over him. "That f***ing Mamdani DSA-pilled me."
Trump added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
Trump then said he wanted to add Mamdani to the list of politicians he hangs out with this summer.
“He got me,” Trump said of Mamdani’s charm over him. "That f***ing Mamdani DSA-pilled me."
Trump added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
Trump then said he wanted to add Mamdani to the list of politicians he hangs out with this summer.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Overheard in Oval Office after meeting with Mamdani
“He got me,” Trump said of Mamdani’s charm over him. "That f***ing Mamdani DSA-pilled me."
Trump added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
Trump then said he wanted to add Mamdani to the list of politicians he hangs out with this summer.
“He got me,” Trump said of Mamdani’s charm over him. "That f***ing Mamdani DSA-pilled me."
Trump added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
Trump then said he wanted to add Mamdani to the list of politicians he hangs out with this summer.
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What a goddamn legend. Every big tough conservative masculinity guy has been crying about how terrifying cities are to live in for the past two years and now Trump wants to move back to NYC
Reporter to Trump: Would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani mayoralty?
Trump: "I would. I really would. Especially after the meeting, absolutely."
Trump: "I would. I really would. Especially after the meeting, absolutely."
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What a goddamn legend. Every big tough conservative masculinity guy has been crying about how terrifying cities are to live in for the past two years and now Trump wants to move back to NYC
This sucker definitely can play the brown note
This world is really broken because what do you mean it took me 34 years to learn about the existence of OCTOBASSES
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This sucker definitely can play the brown note
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
Need to just say it’s really weird that he signs everything with a sharpie.
BREAKING
President Trump has signed the legislation which will end the longest government shutdown in United States history.
President Trump has signed the legislation which will end the longest government shutdown in United States history.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Need to just say it’s really weird that he signs everything with a sharpie.
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Yeah. Stick to the medicine of his people, opioids.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yeah. Stick to the medicine of his people, opioids.
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Cue the Bishops withholding communion from Catholic SCOTUS justices who betray Matthew 25:35-40.
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Cue the Bishops withholding communion from Catholic SCOTUS justices who betray Matthew 25:35-40.
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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Primary ALL of them.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Primary ALL of them.
I have some magic beans to sell you then, idiot
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have some magic beans to sell you then, idiot