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John
@jtb99.bsky.social
Est. 1996, He/Him
Big Nerd. Literally.
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Recently completed a sketch-style commission for a whole party, and gave me the opportunity to update the style a bit!

Here they are, the Phoenixes! Commissioned to commemorate them finishing their campaign.

Let me know what you think!

#dndart #pathfinder #dnd #commission
June 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A couple close-ups of the sketch pieces of the party I posted yesterday.

If I'm not mistaken (and please, correct me if I am) these are:

Hoijin, a druid kenku
Jinx, a human rogue
Ruek, an orc fighter
Billy, a dwarf ranger, and his companion Billy the Boar.

#dndart #pathfinder #commission
June 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Titties so big, she thinks my pronoun is "those"
June 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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May 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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This is currently the front page of CNN:

Remember it well—when headlines look like this, it signals total failure. History has already shown us where we are heading if we don’t reverse course.
March 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Likely not gonna have time to do all of these for #marchofrobots2025 but gonna do some. First up #BIG for day 1 .

#robots #painting #sci-fi #otherwordly #art
March 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Seems like a pretty important detail
March 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.

2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.

18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.

We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Brutal.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.
February 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The great @joyannreid.bsky.social signs off her last @msnbc.com show.

Their loss, not hers.
February 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Seems legit....

We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.
February 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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The Pentagon will fire 5,400 civilian workers next week.
February 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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It has come to my attention that in order to make new friends you have to talk to people you don’t already know so like THAT’S a big ole bucket of no thank you and
February 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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funky crustaceans! #marinelife
February 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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BREAKING: The SEC has dropped its enforcement case against Coinbase.

Coinbase spent $46 million to influence the outcome of the election.

Now they're already getting their payoff.
February 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
Apple’s new sci-fi series “Murderbot” to make global debut May 16, 2025
Today, Apple TV+ unveiled a first look at “Murderbot,” created by Chris and Paul Weitz and starring Alexander Skarsgård
www.apple.com
February 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The IRS is expected to fire upwards of 6,000 employees as early as today.

This will mean fewer audits for rich tax dodgers.

According to U.S. Treasury estimates, the top 1% underpay their taxes by $163 billion every year.
February 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Absolutely love the Wild God designs for the new Hearthstone xpac, it’s *so* much cooler than just “animal but bigger”
February 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Today is my birthday and marks 37 years on this beautiful rock in space! 🥰🍰
Hopefully to many more. 💚

May I ask for reposts of my art? It would mean a lot to me!
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you 🌌
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Being the only friend that knows how to be on time is a burden. But I will carry it
February 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM