Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)
@joshcrowley.bsky.social
I write stories and make music and videos and digital paintings and iOS apps and whatever
You may know me from https://seinfelt.tumblr.com
Former CEO of BabyCorp
You may know me from https://seinfelt.tumblr.com
Former CEO of BabyCorp
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Now, I was never a big time journalist, but when your work is just the fruit of powerful people telling you shit because they know you will sell it to their liking, whether it's politics or sports or entertainment, that's not journalism. You're doing a whole other job buddy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Now, I was never a big time journalist, but when your work is just the fruit of powerful people telling you shit because they know you will sell it to their liking, whether it's politics or sports or entertainment, that's not journalism. You're doing a whole other job buddy.
Media: “We can’t rush to judgment. We must assume the shooter is a trans leftist until proven white MAGA.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Media: “We can’t rush to judgment. We must assume the shooter is a trans leftist until proven white MAGA.”
uhhh I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be doing that
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
uhhh I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be doing that
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
The thing that’s so fascinating about humanity is that we could have resounding irrefutable evidence that the planet’s core will explode if we don’t stop playing golf by 2030 and there are many of us who’d be like “well let’s weigh the pros and cons”
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The thing that’s so fascinating about humanity is that we could have resounding irrefutable evidence that the planet’s core will explode if we don’t stop playing golf by 2030 and there are many of us who’d be like “well let’s weigh the pros and cons”
Defunding cancer research and doing all the deranged shit RFK Jr.'s been doing is violence that will kill more people than the total number of political figures who've been assassinated throughout the entirety of recorded history.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Defunding cancer research and doing all the deranged shit RFK Jr.'s been doing is violence that will kill more people than the total number of political figures who've been assassinated throughout the entirety of recorded history.
DOGE existed solely so that Musk could dismantle all oversight over his businesses, and target government services he ideologically disagreed with. It saved no money and created billions of dollars in waste. The devastation wrought by its short lifespan will take years to clean up.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
DOGE existed solely so that Musk could dismantle all oversight over his businesses, and target government services he ideologically disagreed with. It saved no money and created billions of dollars in waste. The devastation wrought by its short lifespan will take years to clean up.
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
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Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
RFK Jr. says he personally directed CDC’s new guidance on vaccines and autism | CNN
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autis...
www.cnn.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
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Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)
Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
lmao uh okay
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
lmao uh okay
Doing the Pee-Wee Herman “Tequila” dance to Feliz Navidad at the work Christmas party like the biggest asshole you can possibly imagine
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Doing the Pee-Wee Herman “Tequila” dance to Feliz Navidad at the work Christmas party like the biggest asshole you can possibly imagine
BREAKING: Congress thinks taxes should be spent on war and corporate welfare rather than services that benefit the people who collectively fund government.
Fuckin' dumbassed dunces, digging their own graves with everyone under 50. Hard to see how Congresspeople could possibly become less popular.
Fuckin' dumbassed dunces, digging their own graves with everyone under 50. Hard to see how Congresspeople could possibly become less popular.
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
BREAKING: Congress thinks taxes should be spent on war and corporate welfare rather than services that benefit the people who collectively fund government.
Fuckin' dumbassed dunces, digging their own graves with everyone under 50. Hard to see how Congresspeople could possibly become less popular.
Fuckin' dumbassed dunces, digging their own graves with everyone under 50. Hard to see how Congresspeople could possibly become less popular.
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Congress has a 20% approval rating on a good day, no one cares
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Congress has a 20% approval rating on a good day, no one cares
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If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
building a time machine just so I can crash my car into myself
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
building a time machine just so I can crash my car into myself
Look, if Epstein actually had any dirt on Trump he would’ve leveraged it against him during his first term instead of mysteriously dying under extremely suspicious circumstances while in federal custody shortly after Trump took office
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Look, if Epstein actually had any dirt on Trump he would’ve leveraged it against him during his first term instead of mysteriously dying under extremely suspicious circumstances while in federal custody shortly after Trump took office
“I hate when people insist we should demand to eat real food rather than variations on human shit. Eating a shit sandwich in a package that says ‘I ❤️ Gays’ is infinitely better than eating a shit sandwich in a plain gray wrapper.”
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“I hate when people insist we should demand to eat real food rather than variations on human shit. Eating a shit sandwich in a package that says ‘I ❤️ Gays’ is infinitely better than eating a shit sandwich in a plain gray wrapper.”
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I have now seen the clip (I cannot work out how to rip it yet) and he not only says my name but says he "isn't sure what credence to give" my work. I now get to send my parents audio of Cramer saying "EdWaRd ZiTRoN"
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I have now seen the clip (I cannot work out how to rip it yet) and he not only says my name but says he "isn't sure what credence to give" my work. I now get to send my parents audio of Cramer saying "EdWaRd ZiTRoN"
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The state of US-brokered ceasefires: fresh reports of Israeli airstrikes in Gaza are coming in just a few hours after three separate strikes were reported in Lebanon.
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The state of US-brokered ceasefires: fresh reports of Israeli airstrikes in Gaza are coming in just a few hours after three separate strikes were reported in Lebanon.
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Starbucks' CEO is paid $95.8 MILLION.
The median worker at Starbucks makes $14,674 a year.
Instead of recognizing its worker union, Starbucks writes off its union-busting expenses on its taxes.
That's why Starbucks workers are striking today.
I won't cross the picket line.
The median worker at Starbucks makes $14,674 a year.
Instead of recognizing its worker union, Starbucks writes off its union-busting expenses on its taxes.
That's why Starbucks workers are striking today.
I won't cross the picket line.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Starbucks' CEO is paid $95.8 MILLION.
The median worker at Starbucks makes $14,674 a year.
Instead of recognizing its worker union, Starbucks writes off its union-busting expenses on its taxes.
That's why Starbucks workers are striking today.
I won't cross the picket line.
The median worker at Starbucks makes $14,674 a year.
Instead of recognizing its worker union, Starbucks writes off its union-busting expenses on its taxes.
That's why Starbucks workers are striking today.
I won't cross the picket line.
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EXCLUSIVE: A forced detransition policy had disastrous effects in one Georgia prison, according to the manager of the medical unit there.
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
EXCLUSIVE: Forced Detransitions ‘Nearly Toppled’ Medical Unit in Georgia Prison During Care Ban — Assigned
In the midst of a lawsuit, a Georgia prison resumes gender affirming care for trans inmates.
www.assignedmedia.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
EXCLUSIVE: A forced detransition policy had disastrous effects in one Georgia prison, according to the manager of the medical unit there.
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Snapping my fingers in the prosecutor's face and saying "shh… shut… shut up little pig" while they're presenting evidence so I can prove to the jury that I'm innocent
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Snapping my fingers in the prosecutor's face and saying "shh… shut… shut up little pig" while they're presenting evidence so I can prove to the jury that I'm innocent
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as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking